Sean Astin quotes
- From the movie: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
“It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness...” (continue)(continue reading)
- Sam: If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.
- Frodo: Come on, Sam. Remember what Bilbo used to say: "It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to".- From the movie: Encino Man
“Gazongas? I think he was saying he likes your cones.”
- From the movie: Toy Soldiers
- William "Billy" Tepper: Come on man, get up. We've gotta strike back or I'm going to look like a douche bag in front of the entire school.
- Joseph "Joey" Trotta: You were born looking like a douche bag. - From the movie: Encino Man
“- Dave: What's my mom screaming about?
- Link: She's bumed cause I snaked her last bagel.” - From the movie: Staying Together
- From the movie: Encino Man
“- Dave: He melted...
- Stoney: Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some Ho-Ho's.” - From the movie: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
“Mordor... the one place in Middle-Earth we don't want to see any closer, the one place we're trying to get to... is just where we can't get. Let's face it, Mr. Frodo. We're lost!”
- From the movie: Staying Together
“- Kit McDermott: How do I look?
- Duncan McDermott: Like shit. Go get her.” “The sidekick business has been good to me.”
“I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life.”
“I definitely loved going on stage, I loved the nervous feeling and the performance and the doing-ness of it. It always felt kind of natural and inevitable and logical.”
“My diet is always terrible, unfortunately. I don't know moderation.”
- From the movie: Rudy
“This is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen!”
“Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?”
“- Frodo: I can see the Shire. The Brandywine River. Bag End. The Lights in the Party Tree.
- Sam: Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I were to marry someone, it would have been her. It would have been her.
- Frodo: I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.”- From the movie: Encino Man
“- Matt: David, going somewhere?
- David: Yea I got a date with your mom!” - From the movie: Memphis Belle
“Yeah Luke, why go back to the daily grind of being a lifeguard? Take it easy!”
- From the movie: Toy Soldiers
“Great, the school gets taken over by terrorists and I'm still on pots and pans.”
- From the movie: Staying Together
“Lois, I'm hurting. I am burning. I have this erection. It is so big it's like one of those Thanksgiving Day balloons. If I don't do something about it soon - bang! - I'll be left without a dick for the rest of my life! I'm only seventeen!”
- From the movie: Staying Together
“- Duncan McDermott: This is serious. I mean, half of the world is going around saying something to the other half and they don't even know it's a compliment. I mean, my God, this is a linguistic breakthrough!
- Kit McDermott: Danger. Philosopher crossing over here.” - From the movie: Toy Soldiers
- William "Billy" Tepper: They're going to shoot five kids if I don't go back.
- Military Officer: They're going to shoot you if you do go back. - From the movie: Encino Man
“- Dave: I mean it's not enough, I want my own page in the yearbook.
- Stoney: Jump off the gym splatter on the street and go for the co-ver.
- Dave: That's not funny, I am not going down as some geek kid from Encino. When I finish this pool I am going to have the killer party after the prom, I am going to be prom king, and I am going to...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Staying Together
"Fuck you" isn't such a bad thing to say to somebody. I mean, it's kind of sweet. It's like saying, "I love you", only it's more... hip.
- From the movie: Safe Passage
“I think the blindness is an allergic reaction to the cat and all the tea you've been drinking...”
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