Seth Green movie quotes

“- Michael Alig: Oh, no thanks, I don't do drugs.
- James St. James: Nor do I.
[snorts Special K]
- James: Did you see that? It just flew right up my nose!”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Seth Green - James St. James

“- Michael Alig: I just want to be loved.
- James St. James: There isn't enough love in the whole wide world to satisfy you.”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Seth Green - James St. James

“Damn, she's gonna think I got that premature evacuation!”

Seth Green - Kenny Fisher

“- Charlie Croker: We set?
- Lyle: Yeah. I've enhanced the viewing matrix to track both the Cartesian coordinates and three altitude angles to give the exact position and orientation of our baby.
- Left Ear: We're in Italy. Speak English.”
Mark Wahlberg - Charlie Croker
Seth Green - Lyle
Yasiin Bey - Left Ear

“We're talking about $2 million dollars, in cash. People would just kill us to get their hands on that key.”

Seth Green - Duane Cody

“- Anton: You lied to me!
- Mick: You killed me! Let's try to keep this thing in perspective, here!”
Devon Sawa - Anton Tobias
Seth Green - Mick

“- James St. James: I know what you need. A nice hot cup of hot chocolate.
- Michael Alig: Can you put some ecstasy in mine?”
Seth Green - James St. James
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

“[doing his best c3p0 voice] We are in serious trouble my friends. All data points to us being... how do you human's say it? Completely screwed.”
Seth Green - Dan Mott

“No one that you ever knew, or loved, or who loved you, or anyone who was ever anything to you that made you think that they might be as real as you are, ever proved that all six billion of the rest of us aren't all in it together against you.”
Seth Green - Douglas

“- Dr. Evil: Any ways, the key to this plan is the giant laser. It was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist Dr. Parsons. Therefore, we shall call it the Alan Parsons Project.
- Scott: Oh, my God.
- Dr. Evil: What now?
- Scott: The Alan Parsons Project is a progressive rock band in 1982. Why don't you just name it 'Operation Wang-Chung'?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil
Seth Green - Scott Evil

“- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: I can't believe he's gone.
- Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: I know, Luke. But it's true. He's gone. I mean, you saw him get beheaded. Nobody lives through that. Not for long anyway.”
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker
Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia

- Homeboy #2: Aw damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo.
- Homeboy #1: Yo, who's a fag?
- Kenny Fisher: Yo, both of y'all. That is a "Fragrance of Love" scented candle, bitch. Damn!

Robert Jayne - Homeboy #2
Branden Williams - Homeboy #1
Seth Green - Kenny Fisher

“[to Dr. Evil] I hate you.
[to Austin Powers] I hate you.
[to Foxxy Cleopatra] I don't even know you, but I hate you too.”
Seth Green - Scott Evil

“- Tyler: Melissa got attacked by some big bug or something. Can we go home?
- Charles Danson: Well, we are out in the wilderness.
- Tyler: I know, but this wasn't your average wilderness bug, okay?”
Seth Green - Tyler Burns
Peter Scolari - Charles Danson

“- Jerry Conlaine: I about shit. Did you about shit?
- Tom Marshall: I about shit.
- Dan Mott: I did shit.”

Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine
Dax Shepard - Tom Marshall
Seth Green - Dan Mott

“Becky, huh? Nice name. I wonder what she calls the other one.”

Seth Green - Lyle

“- Patrick Wisely: What does your heart say?
- Velma: I don't know, it's beating too loud for me to hear!”

Seth Green - Patrick Wisely
Linda Cardellini - Velma

“- Dan Mott: The only chance we have to survive is to huddle together for warmth.
- Jerry Conlaine: I, for one, choose death.”
Seth Green - Dan Mott
Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine

“- Number Two: Why not use your knowledge of the future to play the stock markets? We could make trillions.
- Dr. Evil: Why make a trillion when we could make... billions?
- Scott: A trillion's more than a billion, numbnuts.”
Robert Wagner - Number Two
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil
Seth Green - Scott Evil

“- Dan Mott: What are you doing?
- Jerry Conlaine: Taking off my shoes.
- Dan Mott: Why?
- Jerry Conlaine: Because I run faster with no shoes.
- Dan Mott: You can't out-run that bear!
- Jerry Conlaine: I don’t have to out-run the bear, I just have to out-run you!”

Seth Green - Dan Mott
Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine

“- Ronald Miller: Here is the primate example. You raise a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!
- Chuckie Miller: Chillin!
- David Miller: Shut up, Chuck!
- Chuckie Miller: I was talking to Ma!
- Rons Mom: Shut up, Chuck!”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Seth Green - Chuckie Miller
Dennis Dugan - David Miller
Cloyce Morrow - Judy Miller

“- Young Bill Denbrough: Richie, will you please shut up?
- Young Richie Tozier: You know you don't stutter all the time?”
Jonathan Brandis - Young Bill Denbrough
Seth Green - Young Richie Tozier

“I was a little bitter about the getting killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it.”
Seth Green - Mick

- Pnub: "Ant"? They were killed by ants?
- Mick: Please, don't be stupid. Do you have, like, an evil aunt?

Elden Henson - Pnub
Seth Green - Mick

“- Merrill Jennings: It's some sort of joke. It has to be.
- Duane Cody: What kind of jackass just gives away $2 million?
- Owen Templeton: Maybe it's a publicity stunt.
- Randy Pear: What kind of publicity? He swore us all to secrecy.”

Lanei Chapman - Merrill Jennings
Seth Green - Duane Cody
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Owen Templeton
Jon Lovitz - Randy Pear