Seth Green movie quotes

“- Rons Dad: [speaking to Ronald] I'm proud of you son. You worked, you earned, you saved...
- Chuckie Miller: You Ask! Hey big Dave, how about spottin' me a twenty to purchase some necessities!”
Dennis Dugan - David Miller
Seth Green - Chuckie Miller

“- Kenny Fisher: 'Sup, ladies? Yo Jana, wanna dance?
- Jana: I'm allergic.
- Kenny Fisher: You're allergic to dancing?
- Jana: Yeah.”
Seth Green - Kenny Fisher
Clea DuVall - Jana

“- Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Well, what do you think?
- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: What a piece of junk!
- Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Thank you. This was my brother's. He died of leukemia. How do you feel now?”

Seth MacFarlane - Peter Griffin as Han Solo
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker

“- Holly Lambert: Bugs don't attack unless they're aggravated.
- Tyler: Great. Classic story. The adults not believing the kids. Thanks.
- Panic: I should've brought a piece, man. This place ain't safe.”
Rosalind Allen - Holly Lambert
Seth Green - Tyler Burns
Alfonso Ribeiro - Darrel 'Panic' Lumley

“- Tyler: Did you ever kill anybody?
- Panic: What kind of a question is that?
- Tyler: A pretty direct one.”
Seth Green - Tyler Burns
Alfonso Ribeiro - Darrel 'Panic' Lumley

“- Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
- Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
- Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
- Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
- Scott Evil: You always do that!”
Seth Green - Scott Evil
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

- Kenny Fisher: Yo, I gotta have sex tonight! I mean peep this... they say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going: "class... or sex? What shall I do?" Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means?
- Homeboy #2: What?
- Kenny Fisher: It means... (continue)(continue reading)
Seth Green - Kenny Fisher
Robert Jayne - Homeboy #2

“- Scott Evil: I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!
- Dr. Evil: Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly.”
Seth Green - Scott Evil
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
- Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Oh, you mean the thing you just found out about three hours ago and are now judging me for not believing in?”
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker
Seth MacFarlane - Peter Griffin as Han Solo

“- Panic: I've killed about as many dudes as you've boned chicks. You make the call.
- Tyler: That many? Wow.”
Alfonso Ribeiro - Darrel 'Panic' Lumley
Seth Green - Tyler Burns

“- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: Well, I guess I'll go bullseye some womp rats in my T-16.
- Glenn Quagmire as C-3PO: My God! You shoot small animals for fun? That's the first indicator of a serial killer, you freak!
- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: There's two suns and no women. What the hell am I supposed to do?”
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker
Seth MacFarlane - Glenn Quagmire as C-3PO