Seth Rogen movie quotes

“- Dave Skylark: As the two best friends stared each other in the eyes, they knew that this might be the end of a long road. But they also knew how much they meant to each other. And even though neither one could say it out loud, they were both thinking...
- Aaron Rapaport: I love you.”
James Franco - Dave Skylark
Seth Rogen - Aaron Rapaport

“Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them?”
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone

“It's not binary. You can be a genius and be a decent man.”
Seth Rogen - Steve Wozniak

“There's no turning back. I must stand fast in my resolve. The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero.”
Seth Rogen - Ronnie

You are gonna be so bad at sex the first time that you don't wanna have sex with someone you like, 'cause they'll think you're a weirdo for being so lame at it. So you wanna have sex with "hood rats" so that by the time you get to a girl that you do like, you won't be terrible at sex, you'll be mediocre at it. [pause] Probably still pretty bad,... (continue)(continue reading)
Seth Rogen - Cal

“When I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke.”
Seth Rogen - Cal

“- Admiral Seasholtz: Darth Vader has asthma, so name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease, 'cause I'm drawing a blank.
- Linus: Name me one Star Wars character who's gay.
- Admiral Seasholtz: Well, no one's gay in Star Trek, so why would I even do that?
- Linus: Captain Picard.
- Admiral Seasholtz: Okay. Captain Picard is not...” (continue)(continue reading)
Seth Rogen - Admiral Seasholtz
Chris Marquette - Linus

“You're gonna get killed. And I came here to stand next to you while that happens 'cause that's what friends do... that's what men do.”
Seth Rogen - Steve Wozniak

“- Ronnie: Are you all right?
- Brandi: Physically yes, but psychologically? No!”
Seth Rogen - Ronnie
Anna Faris - Brandi

“To me all men are boy-men. I don't know any man that's actually mature.”
Seth Rogen

“I'll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That's all I need to know.”
Seth Rogen

Your Mommy said, "Just do it already!" which was very confusing to Daddy, so I took the most literal translation. But between you and me, it was the smartest thing I ever did, 'cause now you're here.

Seth Rogen - Ben Stone

“- Robert: You assholes do exactly as I say, or I will take you outside and fuck you in the street!
- Dale Denton: No! Don't fuck us anywhere!”
Ed Begley Jr. - Robert
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“- Dave Skylark: When you score a Bin Laden, or a Hitler, or an Un, you take it by the balls! It's the first rule of journalism. You give the people what they waaant!
- Aaron Rapaport: That's not the first rule of journalism. I think it's like the first rule of like circuses and demolition derbies.”
James Franco - Dave Skylark
Seth Rogen - Aaron Rapaport

“The taste of vengeance is sweet.”
Seth Rogen - Hogsqueal

“- David: You know how I know you're gay?
- Cal: How?
- David: You like Coldplay.”
Paul Rudd - David
Seth Rogen - Cal

“- Saul Silver: Look, only reason I started selling pot is so I could put my bubbeh in a nice retirement home.
- Dale Denton: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, she must be proud of you for that.
- Saul Silver: She is really proud of me, and I'm gonna become something, man! As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic...” (continue)(continue reading)
James Franco - Saul Silver
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“- Dale Denton: Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?
- Saul Silver: Um... heat-seeking missiles... bloodhounds... and foxes... barracudas...
- Dale Denton: I'm just... I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
- Saul Silver: Thank you.
- Dale Denton: Not a compliment.”

Seth Rogen - Dale Denton
James Franco - Saul Silver

“- Cal: You're gay, now?
- David: No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
- Cal: I think... I mean, that sounds gay.”
Seth Rogen - Cal
Paul Rudd - David

“You know, guys, I never expected to die like this. I thought I'd meet a nice girl, settle down, and then she'd eat my head.”
Seth Rogen - Mantis

“- Police Liaison Officer: What's in your hand?
- Dale Denton: It's weed, it's a joint, it's a roach. I thought it was decriminalized. To be honest with you, I have horrible anorexia and it helps my appetite. I'm so sorry.
- Police Liaison Officer: Look, selling narcotics to my students is not decriminalized. I'm the liaison officer for this...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cleo King - Police Liaison Officer
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“- Dale Denton: The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.
- Saul Silver: How did this happen?
- Dale Denton: Well we clearly fell asleep with the battery on and...
- Saul Silver: Aw, man... talk radio?
- Dale Denton: Yes, talk radio.
- Saul Silver: So boring, man! The car just committed...” (continue)(continue reading)
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton
James Franco - Saul Silver

“I didn't have any problems with my dad. Maybe it's 'cause Mom ate his head before I was born.”
Seth Rogen - Mantis

“- Saul Silver: Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.
[he lights a joint and inhales]
- Dale Denton: It's really that rare?
- Saul Silver: [exhales] It's, like, the rarest. [he examines the joint] It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.”
James Franco - Saul Silver
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“It doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck, or you're ugly as shit. It's about talking to women, and I know how to do that because I observe, because I am a novelist.”
Seth Rogen - Cal