Shia LaBeouf movie quotes

“- Tyler: What's rule number one?
- Zak: Party.”
Shia LaBeouf - Tyler
Zack Gottsagen - Zak

“We could road trip. You know, we could get a cheap little, a little beater on some land. And I got friends out there that’d help me renovate. It’d be good for us, Martha. It’d be so good for us. Good for you, good for me, good change of scenery.”
Shia LaBeouf - Sean

“She bought the car knowing I could buy the car. She wanted to minimize me. It’s not here. Next room. That’s why she bought a minivan. She wants to emasculate me. And she got it gray like her soul. It’s wonderful. It’s her spirit color.”

Shia LaBeouf - Sean

“We should talk about a civil case, Martha. We got to finish this. You know, I’ve come back from death before. You know, dark, cold. Really dark, really cold. And now she’s in the dark and the cold, and I can’t do anything about it, you know. My hands are sort of tied here.”
Shia LaBeouf - Sean

“I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.”
Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“- Indiana Jones: Nazca Indians used to bind their infants' head with rope to elongate the skull like that.
- Mutt Williams: Why?
- Indiana Jones: Honor the gods.
- Mutt Williams: No, no. God's head is not like that, man.
- Indiana Jones: Depends on who your god is.”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Shia LaBeouf - Mutt Williams

“- Rachel Holloman: I don't need driving lessons from you, asshole!
- Jerry Shaw: What, you drive like this and I'm the asshole?”
Michelle Monaghan - Rachel Holloman
Shia LaBeouf - Jerry Shaw

“- Jake Moore: How's your day goin'?
- Louis Zabel: I told you- good day I'm okay, bad day I'm okay. Stop bugging me on my feelings. They're irrelevant.”
Shia LaBeouf - Jake Moore
Frank Langella - Louis Zabel

“- Miles: Dude, are you sure we're invited to this party?
- Sam Witwicky: Of course. It's a lake, public property!”
John Robinson - Miles
Shia LaBeouf - Sam Witwicky

- Jetfire: What planet am I on?
- Sam Witwicky: Earth.
- Jetfire: "Earth?". Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it "Dirt". "Planet Dirt".
Mark Ryan - Jetfire
Shia LaBeouf - Sam Witwicky

“Think about that, why does he want his privacy? I mean he's hiding something, we know that. Right? And he knows that we know that, he knows that, and regardless of if he had a bad day or good one, it doesen't matter. He scared the hell out of you, that's a grown man.”

Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“I don't understand why everybody have to be so judgmental. I understand why mom is judgmental. I think it's 'cause she cares, partially.”
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

I've seen that you're maybe one of, I don't know, three people in the world that likes pizza-flavored chips. You're also the only person I've ever seen that spends more time on the roof of her house than in her actual house. And what are you doing? You're reading. Books. You know, not "US Weekly" or "Seventeen", or, you know... but you're... (continue)(continue reading)

Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“- Ben Shepard: Thank you for talking to me.
- Sharon Solarz: Thank you for listening.”
Shia LaBeouf - Ben Shepard
Susan Sarandon - Shia LaBeouf

“So now you got the whole jock and bimbo population showing up? That will be fun. I just didn't think you'd conform so fast.”
Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“- Kale: Remember the other night, when we talked about my issues?
- Ashley: You said you didn't have any issues.
- Kale: That was complete bullshit. I have a million issues.”
Shia LaBeouf - Kale
Sarah Roemer - Ashley

“If these are my last words on Earth, I just want to say that mom, dad, I love you and if you find Busty Beauties under my bed, it wasn't mine, I'm holding it for Miles. That's not true. It's mine.”
Shia LaBeouf - Sam Witwicky

“You don't stop, you don't hide. You run. You understand me?”

Shia LaBeouf - Sam Witwicky

“- Greenwood Boy 1, Grenwood boy 2, Greenwood boy 3: What are you going to do? Kill us like you killed your teacher?
- Kale: Not before I take this shit and my foot and shove it back up your asses!!”
Daniel Caruso - Greenwood boy
Luciano Rauso - Greenwood boy
Brandon Caruso - Greenwood boy
Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“- Lani Aliikai: I'll be watching you.
- Cody Maverick: Really? You'll be watching me?
- Lani Aliikai: Well, yeah, from the lifeguard station.”
Zooey Deschanel - Lani Aliikai
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“- Sharon Solarz: You don't have kids, do you?
- Ben Shepard: No. I... I barely have furniture.
- Sharon Solarz: Well, if you do, you'll realize that they change you.”
Susan Sarandon - Sharon Solarz
Shia LaBeouf - Ben Shepard

- Miner Weber: You still in high school?
- Kelly Ernswiler: Yeah, I am. But I also moonlight as a stock boy over at the Shop Ease. And President Dawn Cominsky says every employee's part owner, so I guess you could say I'm a captain of industry in training. Sort of, um, a "capitalist larvae".
Anson Mount - Miner Weber
Shia LaBeouf - Kelly Ernswiler

“- Ronnie: Do you think anyone heard that?
- Kale: Yeah, my deaf aunt in Omaha heard it.”

Aaron Yoo - Ronnie
Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“One day I'm going to be a beautiful butterfly, right? But first I have to be a pupa. And pupas don't really go out that much, so I don't think I'm going to be going out that much. Pupa, the awkward adolescence of the insect world.”
Shia LaBeouf - Kelly Ernswiler

“Maybe we can help each other. You know things I don't know, I know things you don't know.”

Shia LaBeouf - Sam Witwicky