Simon Pegg movie quotes

“- Buck: Oh, hello, mammals!
- Manny: Buck, what are you doing here?
- Buck: It’s just beginning, the mother of all asteroids, screaming towards us. We go to that crash site, search for clues and then figure out how to stop it! Who’s with me!”
Simon Pegg - Buck
Ray Romano - Manny

“- Neil Clarke: Give me a body that people find attractive!
- [He turns into a topless woman]
- Neil Clarke: No! A male body! Give me the body of a great man!
- [Turns into Albert Einstein]
- Neil Clarke: No!”
Simon Pegg - Neil

When I was a kid, I used to think there was a special place where all the movie stars lived. A kind of "Shangri La". And if you could just get inside there, you'd be happy. Forever.
Simon Pegg - Sidney Young

“- Ethan Hunt: You have your seatbelt on?
- Benji Dunn: You're asking me that now?”

Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt
Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn

“Join the IMF. See the world, on a monitor, in a closet.”

Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn

“- Neil Clarke: I don't think I like your conversation!
- Dennis: But I worship you, master! I love you so much! I can't bear displeasing you! My whole world collapses when you're cross with me!”
Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog

“Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!”

Simon Pegg - Shaun

“Let everybody who died be alive again!”

Simon Pegg - Neil

Look at that. All night long, people have been treating us like royalty. In London, the journalist's motto is, "Everybody hates us, and we don't care".
Simon Pegg - Sidney Young

“- Benji: She tried to shoot me!
- Ethan Hunt: That doesn't make her a bad person.”
Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“- Neil Clarke: I could solve every problem in the world!
- Dennis: Have you thought this thing through?”
Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog

“- Neil Clarke: I'm not going to give you a biscuit until you answer my question!
- Dennis: Biscuits! Bread biscuits, black biscuits!
- Neil Clarke: Is that all you think about?
- Dennis: Nothing else matters! Biscuits, please!”
Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog

“Would anyone like... a peanut?”
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“- Yvonne: Shaun! How are you doing?
- Shaun: Surviving.”
Jessica Hynes - Yvonne
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“- PC Danny Butterman: I can't believe I shot someone.
- Nicholas Angel: He's a doctor, he can deal with it.”
Nick Frost - PC Danny Butterman
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

“- Mrs. Kowalski: Hollywood? Sodom and Gomorrah. Now everybody a celebrity. You take out your breasts, you're celebrity.
- Sidney Young: I think it probably depends on the breasts...
- Mrs. Kowalski: In Poland, someone was famous because they done something. Marie Curie, Pope John Paul...
- Sidney Young: Yeah, well, they don't make entertainers...” (continue)(continue reading)
Miriam Margolyes - Mrs. Kowalski
Simon Pegg - Sidney Young

- Shaun: As Bertrand Russell once said, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation”. I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now.
- Liz: Was that on a beer mate?
- Shaun: Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold.
- Liz: I won't say anything.
- Shaun: Thanks.
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Kate Ashfield - Liz

“He's not my dad, he's my stepdad!”

Simon Pegg - Shaun

“- Gus: Did you know that the priest was alive when you killed him?
- Charlie: No!
- Gus: There you go then!”
Simon Pegg - Gus
David Schwimmer - Charlie

“I may not be a man of God, but I know right and I know wrong and I have the good grace to know which is which.”
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

“Shit just got real.”
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

“- Shaun: Don't point that gun at my mum!
- Ed: Don't point that gun at Barbara!”
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Nick Frost - Ed

“- Liz: Goodbye, Ed. Love you.
- Ed: Cheers!
- Shaun: I love you too, man.
- Ed: Gay!”
Kate Ashfield - Liz
Nick Frost - Ed
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“- Reverend Smalls: Who the hell are you?
- Gus: I'm the guy that's here to collect the money.
- Reverend Smalls: Give me your gun!
- Gus: I don't have one!
- Reverend Smalls: You've come to get money from me and you ain't packing?”
Mitchell Mullen - Reverend Smalls
Simon Pegg - Gus

“- Shaun: Do you want anything from the shop?
- Ed: Cornetto.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Nick Frost - Ed