Simon Pegg movie quotes

“- Heston Services Clerk: Sir, is there anything I can do for you?
- Nicholas Angel: No... This is something I have to do myself.”
Colin Michael Carmichael - Heston Services Clerk
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

“- Sidney Young: I don't know the meaning of the word fear.
- Alison Olsen: I'm sure there are many words you don't know the meaning of.”
Simon Pegg - Sidney Young
Kirsten Dunst - Alison Olsen

“- Nicholas Angel: All right, what about this guy? Ask yourself, why has he got his hat pulled down like that?
- PC Danny Butterman: He's fuck-ugly.
- Nicholas Angel: Or, he doesn't want you to see his face.
- PC Danny Butterman: 'Cause he's fuck-ugly.”

Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel
Nick Frost - PC Danny Butterman

“Police work is as much about preventing crime as it is about fighting crime. Most importantly, it is about procedural correctness in the execution of unquestionable moral authority.”
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

“- David: Are you ashamed by your mum, Shaun?
- Shaun: No! I love my mum!
- Ed: I love his mum too.
- Shaun: Ed!
- Ed: [singing] She's like butter!”
Dylan Moran - David
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Nick Frost - Ed

- Gus: Who the hell are you?
- Mrs. Smalls: Considering that I live here, young man, the question is, "Who the hell are you?".
Simon Pegg - Gus
Mimi Rogers - Mrs. Smalls

“- Charlie: Wait... wait... wait!
- Gus: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Rule number four: never return to the scene of the crime!
- Charlie: It's Josie's card, I left it by the phone.
- Gus: Rule number five, if your partner turns out to be an idiot, forget rule number four.”

David Schwimmer - Charlie
Simon Pegg - Gus

- Danny Butterman: "Point Break" or "Bad Boys II"?
- Nicholas Angel: Which one do you think I'll prefer?
- Danny Butterman: No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?
Nick Frost - PC Danny Butterman
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

“Get fucked, four-eyes!”
Simon Pegg - Shaun

Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil, ”Sorry”, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“- Gus: What are you doing?
- Charlie: He's crying. Jesus, Gus, he's crying for what we've done, for our sin.”

Simon Pegg - Gus
David Schwimmer - Charlie

“- Gus: You shot me.
- Agent Hymes: That's the first true thing you've said yet.”
Simon Pegg - Gus
Jon Polito - Agent Hymes

“- Ed: You gonna thank me then?
- Shaun: For what?
- Ed: Tidying up!
- Shaun: Doesn't look that tidy.
- Ed: Well, I had a few beers when I finished.”
Nick Frost - Ed
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“How's that for a slice of fried gold?”
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“- Shaun: I'm so sorry.
- Phillip: Sorry for what?
- Shaun: Er… nothing.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“- Shaun: Mum, he chased me around the garden with a bit of wood!
- Barbara: Well you did call him a you-know-what!
- Shaun: Oh what, did he tell you that?
- Barbara: Yes he did.
- Shaun: Motherfucker!
- Barbara: Shaun!
- Shaun: Sorry mother... mum!”
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Penelope Wilton - Barbara

“- Shaun: [about Ed] Oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again, you know. You've sold puff.
- Pete: Yeah. Once. At college. To you.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Peter Serafinowicz - Pete

“Ed: There's a girl in the garden.
Shaun: What?
Ed: In the garden, there is a girl.”
Nick Frost - Ed
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“Dogs can look up!”
Simon Pegg - Shaun