Steve Guttenberg movie quotes

“Underneath all the skin, we're all the same.”
Steve Guttenberg

“- Peter Mitchell: The champ caught Smith with a savage left hook...
- Michael Kellam: What are you reading her?
- Peter Mitchell: It doesn't matter what I read, it's the tone you use. She doesn't understand the words anyway, now where were we?”

Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell
Steve Guttenberg - Michael Kellam

“I love the fame and the money and the power. You have to keep working to have that.”
Steve Guttenberg

“- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons: When you're making out, which do you prefer, Sinatra or Mathis?
- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: I like Presley.”
Steve Guttenberg - Edward 'Eddie' Simmons
Mickey Rourke - Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell

“- Gus Kubicek: I have something to tell you...
- Emily Pear: No, I have something to tell you. To ask you. Two questions: Are you gay?
- Gus Kubicek: Gay? No, I am not...
- Emily Pear: Great! Are you free of disease?
- Gus Kubicek: I've got an ingrown toenail, but, Emily I am...
- Emily Pear: Don't talk. That's all I wanted to know. God help me,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Guttenberg - Gus Kubicek
Jami Gertz - Emily Pear

- Leo: Walter, when you say "Cash is king", what's that mean?
- Walter: Cash is the fossil fuel that keeps our economic pistons pumping.
Dylan McDermott - Leo
Steve Guttenberg - Walter

“- Sylvia: If you think about it, if Mary and I hadn't moved in a taken up a part of your live, you'd all be in very different situations right now.
- Michael: We'd be married.
- Peter: We'd be divorced! You've saved us a fortune.”
Nancy Travis - Sylvia
Steve Guttenberg - Michael
Tom Selleck - Peter

“I'm dead. So this is what it feels like. Like a hangover.”
Steve Guttenberg - Jack Crawford

“- Jack Morell: Ya see, sir, my father is Jewish and my mom, she's Italian Catholic, so, got all the bases covered. Speaking of bases, when the other kids were following the baseball charts I was following the pop charts...
- Steve Waits: I think I've heard that before. Why don't you save that for the liner notes on the album.”
Steve Guttenberg - Jack Morell
Paul Sand - Steve Waits

“- Mrs. Hathaway: I love kids. Unfortunately, Mr. Hathaway and I aren't able to have children. He has a low sperm count.
- Michael Kellam: Some guys have all the luck.”
Cynthia Harris - Mrs. Hathaway
Steve Guttenberg - Michael Kellam

“Someone's just told me the English are still trying to take over the United States - is that true?”
Steve Guttenberg

“- Denise Dahlberg: They give me this ribbon to wear... but I haven't got any damn hair to put it into.
- Stephen Klein: You look great.”

Lori Lethin - Denise Dahlberg
Steve Guttenberg - Stephen Klein

“- Lizzie Potts: Oh great, look at this. Hungry Man, cup o' soup, cup o' stew, cop o' noodles...
- Gus Kubicek: Do you mind not indexing my garbage?
- Lizzie Potts: What's this?
- Gus Kubicek: Oh please, by all means, review my mail.
- Lizzie Potts: Get well cards?
- Gus Kubicek: When you're through, my diary is upstairs.”
Shelley Lee Long - Lizzie Potts
Steve Guttenberg - Gus Kubicek

“I am Lobo. I hunt alone. I need no one.”
Steve Guttenberg - Gus Kubicek

“Sleeping is for fags.”
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney

“- Michael Kellam: She did a doodle; your turn to change her.
- Peter Mitchell: I'll give you a thousand dollars if you'll do it.”
Steve Guttenberg - Michael Kellam
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell

“- Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber: When you get married - it's crazy, i dunno. I mean, you can get it whenever you want it! You wake up in the morning and she's there. You come home from work and she's there. And so all that sex planning talk is over with. And so is the wedding planning talk cause you're already married.
- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Daniel Stern - Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber
Steve Guttenberg - Edward 'Eddie' Simmons

“You can't see it... you can't feel it... and you can't taste it. But it's here, right now, all around us! It's goin' through you like an X-ray! Right into your cells! What do you think killed all these animals?”

Steve Guttenberg - Stephen Klein

“- Carey Mahoney: Thompson, why you do want to be a cop?
- Cadet Karen Thompson: I like to dress as a man.
- Carey Mahoney: Me too.”
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney
Kim Cattrall - Karen Thompson

“Lulu, you're crazy.”
Steve Guttenberg - Jack Morell

“- Michael Kellam: How can something so small create so much of something so disgusting?
- Peter Mitchell: Beats the shit out of me.”

Steve Guttenberg - Michael Kellam
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell

“- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: You make me sick.
- Carey Mahoney: Thank you, sir. I make everybody sick.”
G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney

“You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to a court appointed attorney. You have the right to sing the blues. You have the right to cable TV... that's very important. You have the right to sublet. You have the right to paint the walls... no loud colors.”
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney

“- Stephen Klein: I don't know what happened to Lawrence. I was close to Harrisonville when it started. There must have been five or six of them to the north, and... a whole string of them to the south.
- Jim Dahlberg: They must have hit every missile silo from Sedalia to Eldorado Springs.”
Steve Guttenberg - Stephen Klein
John Cullum - Jim Dahlberg

“I know looks aren't everything... but they can help so much!”
Steve Guttenberg - Jack Crawford