Steve Zahn quotes
- From the movie: Strange Wilderness
"It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare". Right, that's got to be true, right?
- From the movie: Employee of the Month
- From the movie: Strange Wilderness
“Monkeys make up over 80% of the world's monkey population.”
- From the movie: You've Got Mail
“Well, as far as I'm concerned, the Internet is just another way of being rejected by women.”
- From the movie: That Thing You Do!
“Oh, I'm not here with these fellas. I've got a pig in competition over at the livestock pavilion, and I am gonna win that blue ribbon!”
- From the movie: Joy Ride
“Just remind yourself that in a hundred years you're gonna be dead. It's the closest thing I've got to a philosophy.”
- From the movie: Freak Talks About Sex
She said there are four stages of consciousness development: stage one is when you're like a kid, everything is new, nothing really bothers ya, you're not self conscious but you're little; stage two is the existential stage when you like become aware of your own existence, you look around, everything seems hopeless. You're like "What's the point... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Freak Talks About Sex
“- David Keenan: You're so full of shit!
- Freak: It's just some shit my mom told me; you use it as you will.” - From the movie: National Security
- From the animation: Stuart Little 2
- From the movie: Saving Silverman
“- Wayne: I'm in a related field.
- Judith: Really? What is it?
- Wayne: Pest and rodent removal.
- Judith: How is that related?
- Wayne: We both help people.” - From the movie: Chain of Fools
“Hey, Paulie. You probably don't remember me. My name is Kresk. You used to beat the hell out of me at Our Lady of Peace Elementary.”
- From the movie: Happy, Texas
- From the movie: Happy, Texas
- From the movie: Chicken Little
“Twas Beauty that killed the Beast.”
- From the movie: Stuart Little
“- Monty: Snow, what are you doin'? Come on, he's just a mouse!
- Snowbelll: He's not just a mouse. He's... He's family.” - From the movie: That Thing You Do!
“- Receptionist: How long have you been wearing such tight pants?
- Lenny Haise: Hey, if that's a pick-up line we're a match made in heaven.” - From the movie: Saving Silverman
“- Coach: You ate her?
- Wayne: Yeah, we ate her.
- J.D.: Alive.
- Coach: My hat goes off to you. You boys are smart; that's the perfect crime.” - From the movie: Joy Ride
- From the movie: Riding in Cars with Boys
- From the movie: Reality Bites
- From the movie: Happy, Texas
- From the movie: SubUrbia
“- Buff: I've been making these tapes, you know, video tapes. I ripped off a camcorder up at the mall and I thought, you know, it could be something that I do, be a video artist, you know.
- Tim: Ladies and gentlemen, Buff, the postmodern idiot savant. He willl outdo us all.”
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