Sylvester Stallone movie quotes

“- Victor Carboni: We're brothers doesn't that mean anything to you?
- Cosmo Carboni: Yes that means a lot to me. It means there's a lot of bananas hanging off the family tree.”
Lee Canalito - Victor Carboni
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni

“- Lisa Provolone: I wanna lay on the beach in Honolulu!
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Do whatever you want, just don't leave this room!”
Marisa Tomei - Lisa Provolone
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

“- Weaver: What are you bitching about? In case you haven't noticed, we ants are running the show. We're the Lords of the Earth.
- Z: Hey, don't talk to me about Earth, okay, because I just spent all day hauling it around.”
Sylvester Stallone - Weaver
Woody Allen - Z

“Hello, Mr. Davis. My name is Jack Carter, and you don't want to know me.”
Sylvester Stallone - Jack Carter

“I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!”

Sylvester Stallone - Rambo

“- Judge: Judge Dredd, we have to reconstitute the Council. We'd like you to consider first position as Chief Justice.
- Judge Dredd: I'm a Street Judge. And I'm very late for work.”
Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd

“- Jake Farris: Do you play an instrument?
- Nick Martinelli: Yeah, I can sorta play a couple of chords on this organ I have at home. Hey, I'll tell you what, why don't you come to my house and teach me a new song?
- Jake Farris: Go to your house, huh? I suppose that's so you can show me your organ, right?
- Nick Martinelli: Why do you think I'm...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dolly Parton - Jake Farris
Sylvester Stallone - Nick

“- Figgs: Freddy, I say it's okay to be jealous. You save this girl's life, right? From it, from risking yourself, from saving her sorry ass, you go deaf as a result.
- Sheriff Freddy Heflin: In one ear.
- Figgs: In one ear. Then you have to watch this girl you saved, this beauty queen, marries this cocksucker.”
Ray Liotta - Gary Figgis
Sylvester Stallone - Freddy Heflin

“- Cosmo Carboni: You've got to start off every morning by croning to that low-life, bag bird?
- Victor Carboni: Bella likes music in the morning.
- Cosmo Carboni: Yeah? Then buy the bum a radio!”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni
Lee Canalito - Victor Carboni

“I may not be crazy, but I'm stupid.”
Sylvester Stallone - Jim Rainbo

“- Michael Cutler: How long will it take?
- Lincoln Hawk: I've got one more pick up. And say, two to three days, we'll be in California. And your mother doesn't go into surgery, say, until Wednesday morning.
- Michael Cutler: Do you really think you can make up 10 years in two to three days?
- Lincoln Hawk: No.”
David Mendenhall - Michael Cutler
Sylvester Stallone - Lincoln Hawk

“Everybody needs something. And I think what you need is a whole lot of me, wrapped around you on a cold winter night.”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni

“- Weaver: Don't you want your aphid beer?
- Z: Call me crazy, but I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature.”
Sylvester Stallone - Weaver
Woody Allen - Z

“What I do is I just try to take my hat and I turn it around, and it's like a switch that goes on. And when the switch goes on, I feel like another person, I feel, I don't know, I feel like a... like a truck. Like a machine.”
Sylvester Stallone - Lincoln Hawk

“I don't deal with psychos. I put them away.”
Sylvester Stallone - Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti

“- Rocky Balboa: I can't believe it!
- Mickey: What?
- Rocky Balboa: He broke my nose again.”

Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa
Burgess Meredith - Mickey

“This frigging game is ruining my life.”

Sylvester Stallone - Captain Robert Hatch - The Players: U.S.A.

“Why should I walk around looking like a boiled rag when I can have a stylish set of duds for free?”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni

“All I can say is I made a mistake. I know that. You know, sometimes that happens in life. We all make mistakes, but it won't happen again.”

Sylvester Stallone - Lincoln Hawk

“- Taco Bell Patron: What would you say if I called you a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era gratefully forgotten?
- John Spartan: I don't know... thanks?”
Lara Harris - Taco Bell Patron
Sylvester Stallone - John Spartan

“If it's Poole you want, it's Poole you'll get. But, Lisa, you've got to cross the finish line on this one! This is your third fiance today and it ain't even lunch yet!”
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

“I look at this town, and I don't like what I see.”
Sylvester Stallone - Freddy Heflin

“You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it.”
Sylvester Stallone - John Spartan

“- Joe Brofmowski: Mom, I don't like eggs.
- Tutti: If you don't eat them now, they'll be waiting here for you at dinner.”
Sylvester Stallone - Joe Bomowski
Estelle Getty - Tutti

“- Adrian: Why do you wanna fight?
- Rocky: Because I can't sing or dance.”
Talia Shire - Adrian
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa