Sylvester Stallone movie quotes

“- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Now take Louie 'The Lug' McGurk. He died tragically at 25.
- Anthony Rossano, C.P.A.: I'm twenty five. What happened?
- Aldo: Somebody stepped on his fingers.
- Anthony Rossano, C.P.A.: And that killed him?
- Aldo: He was hanging from a window ledge of the Edison Hotel at the time.”

Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone
Vincent Spano - Anthony Rossano, C.P.A.
Peter Riegert - Aldo

“- John Spartan: I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
- Erwin: He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!
[Erwin laughs, then calms down]
- Erwin: I can see how that could be confusing.”

Sylvester Stallone - John Spartan
Rob Schneider - Erwin

“- Madelyne Thompson: Since we're both going to the hospital, I wanna ride with you.
- Kit Latura: Don't you have something better to do?
- Madelyne Thompson: Considering I'm homeless and broke and carless and I'm not lookin' my best, I think I'll ride with you.”
Amy Brenneman - Madelyne Thompson
Sylvester Stallone - Kit Latura

“- Cyrus Paice: Wait a minute, Jack. All of a sudden you care? All of a sudden what are you, some fuckin' goodguy? Hmm? Hey, you're the bad brother, remember?
- Jack Carter: I know who I am.”
Mickey Rourke - Cyrus Paice
Sylvester Stallone - Jack Carter

“- Rocky Balboa: Ya know they always say if you live in one place long enough, you are that place.
- Paulie: I ain't no talking building, Rock.”
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa
Burt Young - Paulie

“You're a butler now! Butle!”

Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

“We are the shadows and the smoke, we rise. We are the ghosts that hide in the night.”
Sylvester Stallone - Barney Ross

“- Col. Samuel Trautman: Can you fly that helicopter?
- Rambo: Let's find out!”
Richard Crenna - Col. Samuel Trautman
Sylvester Stallone - Rambo

“Do you know how many men could've been sitting on top of the world, but they let a dame tell them what to do and the only thing they ended up sitting on top of was a toilet.”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni

“The legendary Angel family. Cursed Earth pirates, murderers, scavengers, and of course scumbags!”
Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd

“Old men start wars, young men fight them. And everyone in the middle gets killed. War is natural. Peace is an accident. We're animals.”
Sylvester Stallone

“- Paine: Who sent you?
- Barney Ross: Your hairdresser.”
Stone Cold Steve Austin - Paine
Sylvester Stallone - Barney Ross

“The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.”
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“I believe in two things, the kindness of the saints and there's somebody for everybody.”
Sylvester Stallone - Frankie Delano

“- Jake Malloy: I never knew...
- Slater: Knew that you could miss someone so much?
- Jake Malloy: I didn't know that.
- Slater: The thing you have to remember, Malloy, is that sometimes the really bad things in life can make you stronger.”
Sylvester Stallone - Jake Malloy
Christopher Fulford - Slater

“Hey, Vic. Frankie here wants to have a friendly arm-wrestling contest with you.”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni

“If you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody!”

Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Let's get started, I got until noon to look like a banker.
- Luigi Finucci: We make you look like a banker. Take off your pants.”
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone
Martin Ferrero - Luigi Finucci

“I remember when she was standing there all nervous and shy with that small smile... And all I wanted her to do was trust me... And she did... She did...”

Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“I just also wanna thank God. Except for my kid bein' born, this is the greatest night in the history of my life. I just wanna say one thing to my wife who's home: yo, Andrian! I did it!”

Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- Tomas Leon: Maybe you like me.
- Ray Quick: No, I don't like you.
- Tomas Leon: Then don't stare so hard. Somebody could... put something in your eye.”
Eric Roberts - Tomas Leon
Sylvester Stallone - Ray Quick

“Freddie, there are two kinds of people in this world, and you ain't one of 'em!”
Sylvester Stallone - Jake Farris

“- Captain Robert Hatch - The Players: U.S.A.: Where do I stand for a corner kick?
- Capt. John Colby - The Players: England: At the far post, facing the ball.
- Captain Robert Hatch - The Players: U.S.A.: Thanks. For a while there I thought you were keeping it a secret.”

Sylvester Stallone - Captain Robert Hatch - The Players: U.S.A.
Sir Michael Caine - Capt. John Colby - The Players: England

“- Doreen Carter: You are so freaky!
- Jack Carter: Well, we're all a little freaky, Doreen. It's those straight ones you've got to worry about.”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Doreen
Sylvester Stallone - Jack Carter

“- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: You come into my house with your fine print and addendums and try to con me out of my dough? Geez, I'm used to dealing with mobsters, bootleggers, and gunzles, but you bankers... are scary.
- Kirkwood: I have never been so insulted in all my life.
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Wait. You're young yet.”
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone
Ken Howard - Kirkwood