Trey Parker movie quotes

“- Jimbo Kearn: Oh boy, military action, Ned, we're gonna kill us some goddam' Australians!
- Ned Gerblanski: I think we're fighting Canadians.
- Jimbo Kearn: Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?”
Matt Stone - Jimbo Kearn
Trey Parker - Ned Gerblanski

“Superheroes that pray together stay together.”

Trey Parker - Joe Young

- Joe Cooper: Hey pigfucker, can I call you "pigfucker"?
- Doug Remer: No, only my friends can call me "pigfucker".
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper
Matt Stone - Doug Remer

- Jenna Reed: I've been the director of the "Dream Come True" foundations since October.
- Joe Cooper: The ones that grant wishes to sick a dying kids, right?
- Jenna Reed: Oh, well we like to think of them as health challenged and survival impaired.
Yasmine Bleeth - Jenna Reed
Trey Parker

“- Mr. Herbert Garrison: What is five times two? Now come on children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot.
- Clive: Twelve.
- Mr. Herbert Garrison: OK, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.”
Trey Parker - Mr. Herbert Garrison

“- Polly Pry: How are you doing?
- Alferd Packer: How am I doing? Have you ever been sitting around waiting to die?”

Toddy Walters - Polly Pry
Trey Parker - Alferd Packer

“- Doug Remer: Oh, I'll come, I love hospitals.
- Joe Cooper: No you don't, you like Taco Bell!
- Doug Remer: No, one time I was at this hospital, in France, and I met this great chick.
- Joe Cooper: Dude, that was a hostel.”
Trey Parker - Doug Remer
Matt Stone - Joey Thomas

Probably the most important thing is that when things get really bad and the world looks its darkest, you just have to throw up your hands and say "Well, alright!" cause it's probably gonna get a whole hell of a lot worse.
Trey Parker - Alferd Packer

“- Joe Young: But if you're such a scientific genius,don't you think Heavenly Father has something more important planned for your life?
- Ben Chapelski: Who?
- Joe Young: You.
- Ben Chapelski: What?”
Trey Parker - Joe Young
Dian Bachar - Ben Chapleski

“I'm not a superhero! I'm a Latter-Day Saint.”
Trey Parker - Joe Young

“They jacked up the price. You hear that? Ten cents a hundred! Ya know, it's bad enough that we gotta eat what we don't sell. Now they jacked up the price! Can you believe that?”

Trey Parker - Kid Blink

“- Ben Chapelski: To the Orgazmobile!
- Joe Young: What?
- Ben Chapelski: My Buick Century!”
Dian Bachar - Ben Chapleski
Trey Parker - Joe Young