W.C. Fields quotes
“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”
“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
“Last week I went to Philidelphia but it was closed.”
“What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?”
“There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.”
“I've never struck a woman in my life not even my own mother.”
“I drink therefore I am.”
“A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.”
“Women are like elephants. They are interesting to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.”
“Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it.”
- La trovi in Reputation and Popularity
- From the movie: Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
- From the movie: Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
- From the movie: The Bank Dick
“- Egbert Sousé: Hello, Doc. How are ya? How's business?
- Dr. Stall: Fair, fair. I don't suppose we'll ever get another whooping cough epidemic again.” “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.”
- From the movie: Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
“No extra charge for the cold shower I hope.”
“If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.”
“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.”
“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”
“Fish f**k in it.”
“I like children - fried.”
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