Zooey Deschanel movie quotes

“- Elliot Moore: If we're going to die, I want you to know something. I was in the pharmacy a while ago. There was a really good-looking pharmacist behind the counter. Really good-looking. I went up and asked her where the cough syrup was. I didn't even have a cough, and I almost bought it. I'm talking about a completely superfluous bottle of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore
Zooey Deschanel - Alma Moore

“If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your body. Clean off. You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“I might as well call you Bridge to Terabithia because you make children cry.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“My first crush was on a Batman cake, but my first sexual feelings were about teenage Simba because he was really hot, and i still actually find him hot…”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“Nick isn’t even a man. He’s some kind of man-boy, man-child hybrid. The other day I had to tell him not to pull a dog’s tail.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“Pink wine makes me slutty.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“I’m only attracted to guys who are afraid of success and think someone famous stole their idea.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“My boyfriend doesn’t believe in banks. It’s early in the relationship. I’m still shaving above the knee. Know what I mean?”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“Nick doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, ‘Put on pants.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“I’ll take the strongest drink you have, and also a wine spritzer on the side in case I don’t like it.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“You guys are ruling women out based on their breast size? It’s the least important part of a woman’s body! Unless you’re a baby. Are you guys babies?”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

- Elliot Moore: Do you remember our first date? You were so quiet.
- Alma Moore: You bought me the mood ring.
- Elliot Moore: It turned purple when you wore it.
- Alma Moore: Then you said "that means you're in love".
- Elliot Moore: Got you to talk, didn't it?
- Alma Moore: But then we checked the little paper chart and it turned out that it... (continue)(continue reading)
Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore
Zooey Deschanel - Alma Moore

“- Kit: I smell something. D'you smell something?
- Paula: Oh! Oh, Tripp and I had crab today.
- Kit: No, that's not it. I smell... fun.
- Paula: What?
- Kit: You are a dirty little fun-haver.”
Zooey Deschanel - Kit
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

- Allison: I dated this guy and I was astounded at how perfectly content he was just living his life in this closed-off little box.
- Carl: I know, its so frustrating! just want to grab these people and shake them. Say: "Wake up you, you're missing out on a little thing called life".
Zooey Deschanel - Allison
Jim Carrey - Carl

“- Jovie: I can sing, I just choose not to sing. Especially in front of other people.
- Buddy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jovie
Will Ferrell - Buddy

“How do I know if anything you did was because you wanted to or because you were following some goddamn program?”

Zooey Deschanel - Allison

“- Mrs. Jones: [to Elliot Moore and Alma Moore] So what's with you two? Who's chasing who?
- Alma Moore: I'm sorry?
- Mrs. Jones: Ain't no time two people staring at each other, or standing still, loving both with their eyes are equal. Truth is, someone is chasing someone. That's the way we's built. So, who's chasing?
[Elliot Moore raises his hand]”
Betty Buckley - Mrs. Jones
Zooey Deschanel - Alma Moore

“- Matt Arnold: How about I shoot you in the hand?
- Jenny Herk: My first hand job.”
Ben Foster - Matt Arnold
Zooey Deschanel - Jenny Herk

“I feel like songwriting is an experiment in empathy.”
Zooey Deschanel

“Getting older is awesome - because you get more practice.”
Zooey Deschanel

“Always the aim for me is making people feel like they are not alone.”
Zooey Deschanel

“- Paula: It's just coffee. You don't have to marry him.
- Kit: First of all, that's the geeky computer guy. It's bad enough I have to go out with a loser who still lives with his mom, but you led me to believe that it was the handsome minimum-wage slacker.
- Paula: No, I don't think that I did that.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula
Zooey Deschanel - Kit

“The first rule of fashion is you have to look weird.”
Zooey Deschanel - Cheryl

“It makes you kill yourself. Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that can be invented.”

Zooey Deschanel - Alma Moore

“- Samantha Harper: You're down in New York consulting with Lou Gerstner or the head of GE telling them how to buy South American countries but on the weekends, you fly back up here to hang out with the cop, do cop things, maybe go to cop mixers...
- Katie Burke: I like the cop.
- Samantha Harper: Yeah, um, I can see that.”
Zooey Deschanel - Samantha Harper
Katie Holmes - Katie Burke