“The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy” quotes
(2005)
Title The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Year 2005
Director Garth Jennings
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Adventure
Year 2005
Director Garth Jennings
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Adventure
Plot – Arthur Dent lives peacefully on Earth and has never wondered what lies beyond the galaxy. Suddenly he lives the more shocking day of his life. One morning he discovers his house is going to be demolished by a bulldozer, moreover he finds out his best friend is actually an alien and the Earth itself is about to be destroyed. His only hope is to run away before it's too late. A hilarious and daring journey through space makes Arthur understand the meaning of life. In the universe nothing is more useful than a towel and, finally, the rules for survival are all included in the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
All actors – Bill Bailey, Martin Freeman, Mos Def, Sam Rockwell, Zooey Deschanel, Bill Nighy, Warwick Davis, Anna Chancellor, Alan Rickman, Helen Mirren, Stephen Fry, Simon Jones, John Malkovich, Thomas Lennon, Kelly Macdonald, Mark Longhurst, Richard Griffiths, Dominique Jackson, Su Elliot, Ian McNeice, Steve Pemberton, Mark Gatiss, Reece Shearsmith, Jack Stanley, Mak Wilson, Albie Woodington, Mason Ball, Sarah Bennett, Danny Blackner, Hayley Burroughs, Cecily Fay, Aron Freeman, Ian Kay, Nikki McInness, Mohsen Nouri, Oliver Parham, Nigel Plaskitt, Lynn Robertson Bruce, Jerome Blake, Milo Bodrozic, Martin Dawson, Dan Ellis, Steve Grindle, Art Hewitt, Simon Hibbs, Rob Horseman, Mike Lewis, Paul Nathaniel, Tim Perrin, Jessie Riley, Tucker Stevens, Ashley Stuart, Ben Uttley, Patrick Walker, Spencer Wilding, William Wollen, Polly Jane Rocket Adams, Alex Argenti, Jane Belson, Peter Burroughs, Ray Donn, Garth Jennings, Rich Johnston, Zoe Kubaisi, Jim Lynn, Jason Schwartzman, Alisha Smith, Mark Rhino Smith, Sean Sollé, Mark Stevenson, James Thrift, Susie Valerio, Edgar Wright
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“It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”
“My head is filled with questions and I can assure you no answer to any one of them has ever brought me one iota of happiness. Except for one. The one. The only question I've ever wanted an answer to - is she the one? The answer bloody well isn't forty-two, it's yes. Undoubtedly, unequivocally, unabashedly yes. And for one week, one week in my...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Apathetic bloody planet. I've no sympathy at all.”
“- Arthur Dent: So this is it. We're going to die
- Ford Perfect: Yes. Would you like a hug?
Arthur Dent: No.”“- Arthur Dent: I think that door just sighed.
- Marvin: Ghastly, isn't it? All the doors on this spaceship have been programmed to have a cheery and sunny disposition.”“The election is ancient history, Zaphod. If memory serves, you won, proving that good looks and charm win over brilliance and the ability to govern. And for the record? You are stupid.”
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.”
“- Zaphod Beeblebrox: I'm sensing a lot of hostility from you, Alex.
- Arthur Dent: Arthur!
- Zaphod Beeblebrox: Have you ever tried yoga?”“Life? Don't talk to me about life!”
“- Arthur Dent: Let's go somewhere.
- Trillian: Definitely. Where'd you have in mind?
- Ford Perfect: I know this great restaurant at the end of the universe.”“We don't want to be happy, we want to be famous.”
“- Arthur Dent: I have to say, without the beard you look at least 80 years younger.
- Trillian: Well, maybe I'm de-evolving?
- Arthur Dent: Ha ha!
- Trillian: Ha ha!
- Arthur Dent: Well, I should inform you that I don't date single-celled organisms.”“- Arthur Dent: All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world.
- Slartibartfast: No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that.”“The Encyclopedia Galactica, in its chapter on Love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if at all possible. Unfortunately, Arthur Dent has never read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.”
“- Arthur Dent: Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home.
- Ford Prefect: What is normal?
- Trillian: What is home?
- Zaphod Beeblebrox: What're cows?”“A man who no more knows his destiny than a tea leaf knows the history of the East India company.”
“- Arthur Dent: I'm sorry, did you just say you needed my brain?
- Fook: Yes, to complete the program.
- Arthur Dent: Well, you can't have it, I'm using it!”“If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!”
“Space, says the introduction to the guide, is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind bogglingly big it is. And so on.”
“- Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
- Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
- Marvin: It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.”“Some parts of my character weren't what you'd call presidential.”
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