“The Hot Chick” quotes
(2002)
Title The Hot Chick
Year 2002
Director Tom Brady
Genre Comedy, Fantasy
Year 2002
Director Tom Brady
Genre Comedy, Fantasy
Plot – Jessica has a perfect life: she's the most beautiful girl in the school, she is a cheerleader and she is engaged to the quarterback of the football team. One morning she wakes up in the body of Clive, a 30-year-old man who, in turn, wakes up in her body. In this movie, amusement is guaranteed.
All actors – Rob Schneider, Anna Faris, Matthew Lawrence, Eric Christian Olsen, Robert Davi, Melora Hardin, Alexandra Holden, Rachel McAdams, Maritza Murray, Fay Hauser, Jodi Long, Tia Mowry-Hardrict, Tamera Mowry-Housley, Lee Garlington, Angie Stone, Matt Weinberg, Leila Kenzle, Michelle Branch, Michael O'Keefe, Sam Doumit, Megan Kuhlmann, Ashlee Simpson, Melissa Lawner, Nicko Mariolis, Tony Wilde, Steven Kravitz, Shazia, Osman Soykut, Vivian Corado, Jeremy Kramer, Adam Del Rio, Maria-Elena Laas, Jake Iannarino, Mane Andrew, Chase Penny, Dick Gregory, Pilar Schneider, Lisa Brady, Wiley Roberts, Jason Tobin, Sean Meagher, Wes Takahashi, Scott Dolezal, Clark Taylor, Katie Lohmann, Berglind Icey, Bob Rubin, Louis Lombardi, Giselle Fernandez, Carmit Bachar, Mykal Anthony Bean, Staci B. Flood, Kimberly Morrow, Lisette Bustamante, Lisa Joann Thompson, Jesse Santos, Ronnie Willis, Chris Moss, Robert Vinson, Paul Benshoof, Teresa Espinosa, Earl Wright, Chonique Sneed, Melanie Benz, Rebecca Lin, Nadine Ellis, Vergi Rodriguez, Katie Wiersema, Paige Peterson, Kim Green, Michelle Heitzler, Joslin Marie De Diego, Nicole Albright, Sandra McCoy, Rhonda Roberts, Erin Yvonne, Maria Carmen, Denise Marie Jerome, Joelene Walker, Christine Herrera, Elizabeth Herrera, Monica Soto, Leilani Rios, Jenna Stewart, Jenna Dewan-Tatum, Michael Papajohn, Kenny Alexander, Dane Farwell, Mark Chadwick, Robb Skyler, Ryan Bosch, Kimberly Fox, Hugh Gehrke, Jessica Meza, Renee Reres, Adam Sandler, Hawk Younkins
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“Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles,...” (continue)(continue reading)
“You think you're so cool 'cause you can pee with your penis. Get a new conditioner, your ends are totally split! ”
“- Clive: [mockingly] I'll make you a deal. You just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, Ok. Then, I'll give you your body back because it soooo important to you.
- Clive: Waa waa I'm crying about my body... And then, you can just loan it to me every other weekend so I can pay off some gambling debts.”“- Jessica: Tell me is it beautiful?
- April: On the inside.”“- Jake: Maybe this one will put out unlike that cold fish, Jessica.
- Jessica: You go to hell!
- Jessica: [defeated] Whoever left these showers on, go to hell.”“- Billy: Oh. I can't! I con't do it!
- Jessica: You always said you'd love me no matter what.
- Billy: Bu... I... you're a 30-year-old dude!
- Jessica: Just on the outside!”“Stay away from me! I have pepper spray on my keychain!”
“Too late dude, she's with me right now. She says that my peepee's way bigger than yours. And that's if I fold it in half.”
“I feel so lesbian now.”
“I better get to the little girls room before I soak my panties. By that I mean, my girlfriends panties... which I carry with me.... To pee in... In case I dont make it in time, to the bathroom. What, you dont pee in your girlfriends panties? What kind of gay club is this? Hey everybody, check this guy out! not peeing in his girlfriends panties.”
“- April: Can i see it?
- Jessica: Alright, you wanna see it? Here, i'll shut you up.
- April: Nice. Nice. I mean, you know... I've only seen a couple, but that's definitely top five.
- Jessica: Top five? How many have you seen?
- April: Five, not including my little brother's.
- Jessica: You slut!”“- April: What is love? How do you know if you are really in love?
- Jessica: I think it's when you find that someone you can be yourself with, tell them anything you want, no?
- April: You mean like best friends?
- Jessica: Yea... Love is like wen you can't imagine your life without that special person, and words don't come close to how it...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Jessica: April, do you remember in second grade when you moved here from Arkansas? And everyone made fun of you and threw rocks at you, 'cuz you talked funny and your front two teeth were brown. I was your only friend. I gave you that locket, round your neck, when your grandmother was sick. You said, you said...
- April: We'd be bestest...” (continue)(continue reading)“- April: Good morning, did you sleep well?
- Jessica: Surprisingly, yes.
- April: Did you have any intresting dreams?
- Jessica: Not in particular, why?
- April: [points down]
- Jessica: Oh my god my first boner! ”“Ooooh check out the sweet buns on that guy! I'd like to get my hands on those ... ... aand wish they were womens' breasts. I'd squeeze the hell out of 'em. Maybe put a steak on 'em. Cause I'm a Guy. And that's what Guys like me like to do!”
“And for me I'll have a screaming orgasm on the beach with extra sugar on the rim! Yum! ... A, better make that last one a brewski....double Brewski!”
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