“That '70s Show ” quotes
(1998)Plot – That '70s Show is an American television period teen sitcom that focuses on the lives of a group of six teenage friends living in the fictional town of Point Place, in 1970s Wisconsin. The head of the group is Eric Forman who lives under the authority of parents Red and Kitty. Living next door is girlfriend Donna Pinciotti. Then there is Fez, a foreign-exchange student, Jackie Burkhart and her on-again, off-again boyfriend Michael Kelso, and Steven Hyde, a conspiracy theorist. This show parodied many of the events and fads of the 70s, along with those who grew up at the time.
All actors – Mila Kunis, Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon, Wilmer Valderrama, Debra Jo Rupp, Kurtwood Smith, Don Stark, Ashton Kutcher, Topher Grace
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“Well, if being smart isn't gonna help me impress the chicks, then I want no part of it.”
“People are so friendly around here. The women on the corner just offered to have sex with me.”
“Fez, unfortunately there are some people in this world that are gonna judge you on the color of your skin or your funny accent or that girly little way you run. But you know what? You're not alone. Why do you think the martians won't land here? 'Cause they're green, and they know people are gonna make fun of them!”
“Just because a guy wants to pay attention to me, does not mean he wants to see me naked.”
“You know I love my family. But sometimes, I just want to get in my car and run them all over.”
“A UNICEF contribution of thirteen cents will feed a child for a month. Man, living in Africa must be great. Everything's so cheap.”
“Your soul is like an appendix. I don't even use mine.”
“Pregnant women should never stand on their tippy-toes, or else the baby will come out all cross-eyed.”
“You know Donna, you're a great study buddy. You make studying fun.”
“Donna, sex is how we control men. If they know we like it as much as they do, we'll never get jewelry again.”
“What fun is it in being a girlfriend if you don't even have your own boobs to play with?”
“Damn kids today. They wouldn't know responsibility if it walked up and bit them in the ass.”
“A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthin' off.”
“Androgynous guys are so manly.”
“Kitty Forman-Red, there are five stages of grieving: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.
Red Forman-Kitty, I've got two stages: anger, and drinking.”
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