“That '70s Show ” quotes
(1998)Plot – That '70s Show is an American television period teen sitcom that focuses on the lives of a group of six teenage friends living in the fictional town of Point Place, in 1970s Wisconsin. The head of the group is Eric Forman who lives under the authority of parents Red and Kitty. Living next door is girlfriend Donna Pinciotti. Then there is Fez, a foreign-exchange student, Jackie Burkhart and her on-again, off-again boyfriend Michael Kelso, and Steven Hyde, a conspiracy theorist. This show parodied many of the events and fads of the 70s, along with those who grew up at the time.
All actors – Mila Kunis, Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon, Wilmer Valderrama, Debra Jo Rupp, Kurtwood Smith, Don Stark, Ashton Kutcher, Topher Grace
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“When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass.”
“These after-school specials are thrilling. Who knew that one beer could turn a cheerleader into a whore?”
“I'm not shallow. I just judge women on their looks.”
“If you really do love her, there's only one thing to do, man. You gotta dump her and live free.”
“Donna Pinciotti-Excuse me Jackie, when did you lose your soul?
Jackie Burkhardt-Cheerleading camp.”“It's amazing what one act of civil disobedience can do for a person.”
“Fez-Is there anything about Canada we need to know before we get there?
Steven Hyde-Well, the beer is stronger. And as a result, their women look prettier.”“I have the three things women want: I'm hot and I'm smart.”
“Eric Forman- Kelso, aren't you a little old to be stealing Donna's undies?
Michael Kelso-A collector never stops collecting, Eric.”“I like showing my butt. I like to show it and I like to shake it.”
“The foundation of a good relationship is three little words: I don't know. What're you doing? I don't know. What're you thinking about? I don't know. Who's that under you? I don't know.”
“Wow, my first X-rated movie. I don't know what's going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever.”
“I know you think it's gonna be uncomfortable because I'm dating Laurie. But, look, Red loves Laurie, and Laurie loves me. Red has to like me. I mean, what kind of father doesn't love the guy who's nailing his daughter.”
“I love it here. You can sing as loud as you want. That dude wails away on the organ. That dude up there tells stories. It's almost a religious experience!”
“I've been screwed by Darwinism... never needed to evolve listening skills 'cause my looks are so highly developed.”
“Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other.”
“All families are embarrassing. If they aren't embarrassing they're dead.”
“I read somewhere that people in India fast, man. And, that it makes them think better. And, sometimes they can actually think themselves to death, man.”
“Kitty Forman-Red, say something.
Red Forman-It's more fun than it looks.”
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