“The Good Place” quotes
(2016)
Title The Good Place
Year 2016
Director Michael Schur
Genre Drama, Comedy, Fantasy
Year 2016
Director Michael Schur
Genre Drama, Comedy, Fantasy
Plot – The Good Place is an American fantasy comedy television series following Eleanor Shellstrop, an ordinary woman who has been sent to the "good place", a Heaven-like utopia designed and run by afterlife "architect" Michael, after her death for her excellent positive actions and contribution on earth. But soon she realizes she has been mistaken for someone else. With the help of Chidi, her soulmate, Eleanor tries to become a better person.
All actors – Kristen Bell, William Jackson Harper, Jameela Jamil, D'Arcy Carden, Manny Jacinto, Ted Danson, Marc Evan Jackson, Tiya Sircar, Josh Siegal, Maya Rudolph, Kirby Howell-Baptiste, Jason Mantzoukas, Brandon Scott Jones, Bambadjan Bamba, Jama Williamson, Benjamin Koldyke, Maribeth Monroe, Steve Berg, Eugene Cordero, Luke Guldan, Rebecca Hazlewood, Joe Mande, Adam Scott, Anna Khaja, Ajay Mehta, Amy Okuda
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“I just want to sit and stare at nothing, and silently scream for the rest of time.”
“If you’re a devil, how come you’re not wearing Prada?”
“I can’t believe Michael betrayed us again, why is it always the ones you most expect?”
“Everyone here thinks I’m Taiwanese. I’m Filipino. That’s racist. Heaven is so racist.”
“I wasn’t a failed DJ. I was pre-successful.”
“Claustrophobic? Who would ever be afraid of Santa Clause?”
“It’s a rare occurrence, like a double rainbow. Or like someone on the internet saying, ‘You know what? You’ve convinced me I was wrong.'”
“I think I might hate things now, too. So far, it’s genocide and leggings as pants.”
“Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.”
“Michael-You’re mad at me.
Eleanor-I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
Michael-Oh, come on! Everyone knows that’s worse.”“Once again, none of these philosophers is ever talking about masturbation.”
“I am pretty good at turning every place I go into my personal hell.”
“You know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That’s the sound that my brain makes all the time.”
“My soulmate will be…books.”
“How are you this close to being dragged to hell and still horny?”
“I am absolutely paralyzed by decision-making.”
“Eleanor-What’s wrong with ombre highlights?
Tahani-Eleanor, please. This week has been hard enough.”“You know, sometimes a flaw can make something even more beautiful. Like with Cindy Crawford and how short she is.”
“I haven’t encountered this much resistance since I tried to get Timothée Chalamet to go out into the sun.”
“It’s not about who you know. Enlightenment comes from within. The Dalai Lama texted me that.”
“I’m British, I never cry!”
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