“Two and a Half Men” quotes
(2003)
Chuck Lorre
created this TV Series
in 2003
Title Two and a Half Men
Year 2003
Creators Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Genre Comedy
Year 2003
Creators Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Genre Comedy
Plot – Two and a Half Men is an American television sitcom about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper, his uptight divorced brother, Alan, and Alan's mischievous son, Jake. The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites. Alan is a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Now Charlie is forced to change his lifestyle when Alan and his son come to live with him. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles and raising Jake together.
All actors – Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Charlie Sheen, Holland Taylor, Ashton Kutcher, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey, Courtney Thorne-Smith
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“Children are God’s little way of punishing us for having sex.”
“My past is divided between things I can’t remember and things I don’t want to.”
“I’m not gay. I’m literate and urbane and that confuses people.”
“I love sleeping so much sometimes I even dream about it.”
“The quiet ones are always the freaks.”
“I think God gives us children so death won’t come as such a disappointment.”
“Confession may be good for the soul, but for marriage, it’s a hot, lead enema.”
“Spending time with one’s children is greatly overrated.”
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