Ability quotes

“- Jarvis Edison: How many timeouts do we have left?
- Paul Blake: Three.
- Jarvis Edison: Can we take 'em all now?”
Jason Bateman - Jarvis Edison
Scott Bakula - Paul Blake

“There is as much difference between the stage and the films as between a piano and a violin. Normally you can't become a virtuoso in both.”
Ethel Barrymore

“- Eggsy: We've got brains, skills, skipping rope?
- Whiskey: It's a lasso.
- Eggsy: Whatever.”
Taron Egerton - Eggsy
Pedro Pascal - Whiskey

“Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen.”
Christopher Walken - Vincenzo Coccotti

“Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.”
Leslie William Nielsen On Laurence Olivier

“I think the director is becoming more important. To work under rushed conditions, you need to have an extremely professional director. If the director's good than the end result will be good.”
Glenn Ford

“This is a video game, which means we have special skills.”

The Rock - Spencer

“If one does what God does enough times, one will become as God is.”
Brian Cox - Dr. Hannibal Lecktor

“- Daniel Miller: Can't one of the neighbors drive the carpool? What about Mr. Kopek?
- Mrs. Miller: He's 88.
- Daniel Miller: So he'll drive real slow.
- Mrs. Miller: He's had three strokes.
- Daniel Miller: But never while driving.”
David Paymer - Daniel Miller
Stellina Rusich - Mrs. Miller

“He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master.”

Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“It's the actors who are prepared to make fools of themselves who are usually the ones who come to mean something to the audience.”
Christian Bale

“Meryl Streep does things I would never have thought possible... Her presence on screen is outstanding.”
Leonardo DiCaprio On Meryl Streep

“You know how they say the dead watch over the living? I've thought about that a lot. Not just because Lewis was a medium. I don't know what that means. For me, he was someone deeply intuitive of others. He, uh... understood things that went unspoken. He did. Maybe because he knew he was going to die. I mean, I felt that he saw things which I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Anders Danielsen Lie - Erwin

“There was a strong element of the merchant in me. I was continuously preoccupied with business schemes. I would look at empty shops, speculating as to what profitable businesses I could make of them, ranging from fish and chips to grocery shops.”
Sir Charlie Chaplin

“- David Levinson: You really think you can fly that thing?
- Captain Steven Hiller: You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?”
Jeff Goldblum - David Levinson
Will Smith - Capt. Steven Hiller

“Cooking is an expression of who we are and right now we're two stars, both of us. It's a two-star review.”

Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones

“My babies can run and eat at the same time!”

John McLiam - Orval

“- Billy: Wait, wait, I gotta tell you something, okay? I'm on the Spectrum.
- Jason: Is that like a workout program? Like, Tae Bo?
- Billy: No, it's a diagnosis.
- Jason: I know. It was a joke, I was kidding.
- Billy: See, that's the thing, I didn't get the joke. Like my brain doesn't work the same as yours does, you know?
- Jason: Yeah, well,...” (continue)(continue reading)
RJ Cyler - Billy (Blue Ranger)
Dacre Montgomery - Jason (Red Ranger)

“- Max Cherry: If you've got time, you think you can find out where he's staying?
- Winston: Cops can't locate him, huh?
- Max Cherry: They don't have your winning personality.”

Robert Forster - Max Cherry
Tommy "Tiny" Lister - Winston

“I have no idea what I'm supposed to do! I only know what I can do!”
Chris Pine - James T. Kirk

“You're supposed to be the best at what you do. Do it better.”
Troy Donahue - Don Michaelson

“- Mike Waters: You're calling me a coward? You fat duck!
- Bob Pigeon: I'd give a thousand dollars to be able to run as fast as you can.
- Mike Waters: It'll never happen Bob.”
River Phoenix - Mike Waters
William Richert - Bob Pigeon

“- Will Hunting: I look at a piano, I see a bunch of keys, three pedals, and a box of wood. Beethoven, Mozart, they saw it, they could just play. I couldn't paint you a picture, I probably can't hit the ball out of Fenway, and I can't play the piano.
- Skylar: But you can do my o-chem paper in under an hour.
- Will Hunting: Right. Well, I mean...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matt Damon - Will Hunting
Minnie Driver - Skylar

“You have the skill of a ballerina, the, the hands of a surgeon, the, the dexterity of a... Japanese sushi chef. Now, when I snap my fingers, you will wake up feeling like the great new person you are.”

Rob Paulsen - Larry Falkwell

“- Brian Wagner: Listen, you coming over for dinner tonight?
- David Sloan: What's cooking?
- Brian Wagner: Mom's pot rust. Listen, she thinks everybody likes it.
- David Sloan: Not a word from me, I promise.”
Vince Murdocco - Brian Wagner
Sasha Mitchell - David Sloan