Ability quotes

“I can take care of things. That’s all you need to know.”

Jason Statham - Nick Wild

“I still have my hands Jake.”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Ignacio

“- Herman: If you can't solve a traffic accident, what are you gonna do if a crime happens?
- Harry: Now boys, don't be riding Danny too hard. He's out to lead this town. We're lucky to have him. A Masters Degree in Criminology. Big cities fighting over him, and he comes back to his old home town to help us poor folks out.”
Michael Currie - Herman
Robert Englund - Harry

“Are you sure you've never done this before? Because you drive like an absolute pro... who makes a lot of mistakes.”

John Michael Higgins - Willie

“- Leaven: This room moves to 0, 1, and -1 on the X-axis, 2, 5, and -7 on the Y and 1, -1, and 0 on zed.
- Quentin: And what does that mean?
- Leaven: You suck at math.”
Nicole de Boer - Leaven
Maurice Dean Wint - Quentin

“She can sing, or she can scream. But she still pissed me off.”

Don Francks - Mok

“- Nancy: That's the Rollerama. Sid, I won a roller skating trophy there when I was six years old.
- Granma: Nancy, don't fib.
- Nancy: Fuck you, Grandma.”
Chloe Webb - Nancy Spungen
Gloria LeRoy - Granma

“Why should I worry? Why should I care? I may not have a dime, but I've got street savoir-faire. Why should I worry? Why should I care? It's just be-bopulation, but I've got street savoir-faire.”

Billy Joel - Dodger

“Mr. Bond, you defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you.”
Michael Lonsdale - Hugo Drax

“- Manny: He fakes left, he fakes right...
- Peaches: He fakes knowing how to play!”

Ray Romano - Manny
Keke Palmer - Peaches

“Sarcasm is a metric for potential.”
John Slattery - Howard Stark

“- Sara: He scares me.
- David: He's a two-star Michelin chef. He's supposed to be scary.”
Lily James - Sara
Sam Keeley - David

“- Captain Amelia: Mr. Arrow, I've checked this miserable ship from stem to stern and as usual it's spot on. Can you get nothing wrong?
- Mr. Arrow: You flatter me, Captain.”
Emma Thompson - Captain Amelia
Roscoe Lee Browne - Mr. Arrow

“- Doctor Carver: Can you shovel manure?
- Sonora: Manure just happens to be my speciality.”
Cliff Robertson - Doctor W.F. Carver
Gabrielle Anwar - Sonora Webster

“Do not confuse luck with skill.”
Kenneth Tsang - Terence Wei

“- Velma Van Tussle: That fat girl's no competition.
- Franklin von Tussle: White trash. Pure and simple.”
Debbie Harry - Velma Von Tussle
Sonny Bono - Franklin von Tussle

“I'm not a great actress, and I never thought I was. But I happen to have something the public likes.”
Jean Harlow

“- Barney Rubble: It's like a dream come true. A son. Somebody to carry on the proud name of Rubble. Think I'll be a good daddy, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: Well, you're bound to find something you're good at.”
Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“- Ida Smith: You look good enough to eat.
- Guy Robaire: I hope so! Listen, you want me to tie you up, or you want to tie me up?
- Ida Smith: Oh, I'll tie you up.
- Guy Robaire: All right, tie me up.
- Edith Olson: Hey, you do that pretty good. What is this, dog style?
- Vincent Smith: No ma'am, hog.”
Nancy Parsons - Ida Smith
Dick Curtis - Guy Robaire
Elaine Joyce - Edith Olson
Rory Calhoun - Vincent Smith

“The best jobs are the ones nobody even knows you were there.”
Jason Statham - Arthur Bishop

“- Bryan Mills: Do you know how to shoot?
- Kim: No.
- Bryan Mills: Then drive!”
Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills
Maggie Grace - Kim

- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: I made a 74 on a trig quiz.
- Beth Jarrett: Oh really? Gosh I was awful at trig.
- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: Oh. Really? You took trig?
- Beth Jarrett: No... wait a minute... ha, did I take trig? Huh... anyway, I bought you two shirts, they're on your bed.
Timothy Hutton - Conrad
Mary Tyler Moore - Beth

“You can't force someone to fall in love with you, but you can definitely improve your odds.”

Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“There ain't nothing I can't do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough.”
Alexander Ludwig - Shane Patton

“Vampires don't settle old scores, we harbor them.”
Stuart Townsend - Lestat