Amusement quotes

“- Eva: Oh, the Container Store?
- Albert: Yes, yes, the Container Store. The store that sells crap so you can put your crap in so you can go out and buy some more crap.
- Eva: I love that store. I love crap.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert

“That was more fun than eating cotton-candy barefoot.”

Virginia Madsen - Dolly Harshaw

“If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.”
Tony Curtis

“- Rool: Even if we find them, they'd only capture us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us!
- Franjean: Are you suggesting we go home?
- Rool: Nah, this is more fun.”
Kevin Pollak - Rool
Rick Overton - Franjean

“- Maj. Don West: What about you, Doc? Is there some lucky little nerd you left behind?
- Dr. Judy Robinson: I've spent the last three years training for this mission. I'm trying to save the planet. I haven't had time for fun.
- Maj. Don West: If there's no time for fun, Doc, then what are we saving the planet for?”
Matt LeBlanc - Maj. Don West
Heather Graham - Dr. Judy Robinson

“I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“I'm just starting to scratch the surface of what really makes me happy and it's taken me a while to admit that acting like a little child and being a jerk and a punk is fun.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“I guess I've still got some of that old live-it-up left in me. I'm buying a Rolls Royce convertible. Going the whole route, you might say.”
Tony Curtis

“I just wanted to be one of the guys. And of all the guys I knew, you were the coolest. You were smart, quick-witted. This was my chance to do what I loved. And to do it for fun. That's all I ever wanted. I thought that's what you wanted to.”
Josh Gad - Steve Wozniak

“- Missy Armitage: Something to lighten the mood.
- Dean Armitage: Yes, yeah, let's get this party back on track. How about sparklers and Bingo?”
Catherine Keener - Missy Armitage
Bradley Whitford - Dean Armitage

“I'm such a chameleon. I never get bored.”
Natalie Imbruglia

“- Uncle Millard: It has always been your greatest misfortune, nephew, that you so thoroughly amuse yourself with the sound of your own voice.
- Leopold: In a life as stagnant as mine, that I can amuse myself at all is an evolutionary miracle.”
Paxton Whitehead - Uncle Millard
Hugh Jackman - Leopold

“- Biff Grimes: I guess a little kiss is harmless if it's all in fun.
- Amy Lind: Even if it isn't in fun.”
James Cagney - Biff Grimes
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - Amy Lind

“Never drink to feel better; only drink to feel even better.”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa

“- Daisy: That hurts a little bit.
- Ed Fitzpatrick: And you don't like to be hurt, do you?
- Daisy: Oh, I don't know. Kinda fun sometimes if it's done in the right spirit.”

Jean Harlow - Daisy
Wallace Ford - Ed Fitzpatrick

“You're off living... La Vida Loca, risking your life for some dumb thrills! And I'm supposed to stay home and be your happy little delivery girl?”

Anne Hathaway - Red Puckett

“- Harry: Well, I'm gonna go home, have some sex.
- Jack Traven: Harry, you're gonna go home and puke.
- Harry: Well that'll be fun too.”

Jeff Daniels - Harry
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven

“- Mona: I wanna go home, fix my hair, put on a beautiful face of makeup, the best dress I own, then take it all off and go to sleep.
- Nadine: Fun!”
Kyra Sedgwick - Mona
Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine

“- Lord Arthur Goring: I should make you a very bad husband.
- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: I don't mind bad husbands. I've had two. They amused me immensely.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley

- Veronica Vaughn: We're going to start today by reading together a short story entitled "My Sister Fanny".
[the class laughs]
- Veronica Vaughn: Quiet. So let's all open our "Reading Is Fun" books to page sixty nine.
- Billy Madison: Sixty nine!
[laughs]
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Veronica Vaughn
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“Don't call people superficial because they just want to have fun. Look, I'm new here. I don't know anybody. Why can't you be helpful and understanding about that?”

Kerri Green - Maggie

“- Susan Storm: Reed, I know you. I'm glad you had fun.
- Reed Richards: Thank you.
- Susan Storm: Besides, it was nothing compared to what I did at my bachelorette party. Talk about wild.”
Jessica Alba - Susan Storm
Ioan Gruffudd - Reed Richards

“- Rhett Butler - Visitor from Charleston: Did you ever think of marrying just for fun?
- Scarlett - Their Daughter: Marriage, fun? Fiddle-dee-dee. Fun for men you mean.”
Clark Gable - Rhett Butler - Visitor from Charleston
Vivien Leigh - Scarlett - Their Daughter

“I'm having a blast! This is the most fun I've had without lubricant!”
Leigh Whannell - Adam Faulkner-Stanheight

“We're having too good a time today. We ain't thinking about tomorrow.”
Johnny Depp - John Dillinger