Amusement quotes

“The most advanced amusement park in the entire world. And I'm not just talking about rides, you know? Everybody has rides. No, we have made living biological attractions so astounding, that they'll capture the imaginations of the entire planet.”

Richard Attenborough - Hammond

“- Eva: Oh, the Container Store?
- Albert: Yes, yes, the Container Store. The store that sells crap so you can put your crap in so you can go out and buy some more crap.
- Eva: I love that store. I love crap.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert

“That was more fun than eating cotton-candy barefoot.”

Virginia Madsen - Dolly Harshaw

“If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.”
Tony Curtis

“- Rool: Even if we find them, they'd only capture us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us!
- Franjean: Are you suggesting we go home?
- Rool: Nah, this is more fun.”
Kevin Pollak - Rool
Rick Overton - Franjean

“- Maj. Don West: What about you, Doc? Is there some lucky little nerd you left behind?
- Dr. Judy Robinson: I've spent the last three years training for this mission. I'm trying to save the planet. I haven't had time for fun.
- Maj. Don West: If there's no time for fun, Doc, then what are we saving the planet for?”
Matt LeBlanc - Maj. Don West
Heather Graham - Dr. Judy Robinson

“I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“I'm just starting to scratch the surface of what really makes me happy and it's taken me a while to admit that acting like a little child and being a jerk and a punk is fun.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“I guess I've still got some of that old live-it-up left in me. I'm buying a Rolls Royce convertible. Going the whole route, you might say.”
Tony Curtis

“I just wanted to be one of the guys. And of all the guys I knew, you were the coolest. You were smart, quick-witted. This was my chance to do what I loved. And to do it for fun. That's all I ever wanted. I thought that's what you wanted to.”
Josh Gad - Steve Wozniak

“- Missy Armitage: Something to lighten the mood.
- Dean Armitage: Yes, yeah, let's get this party back on track. How about sparklers and Bingo?”
Catherine Keener - Missy Armitage
Bradley Whitford - Dean Armitage

“I'm such a chameleon. I never get bored.”
Natalie Imbruglia

“- Uncle Millard: It has always been your greatest misfortune, nephew, that you so thoroughly amuse yourself with the sound of your own voice.
- Leopold: In a life as stagnant as mine, that I can amuse myself at all is an evolutionary miracle.”
Paxton Whitehead - Uncle Millard
Hugh Jackman - Leopold

“- Biff Grimes: I guess a little kiss is harmless if it's all in fun.
- Amy Lind: Even if it isn't in fun.”
James Cagney - Biff Grimes
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - Amy Lind

“Never drink to feel better; only drink to feel even better.”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa

“- Daisy: That hurts a little bit.
- Ed Fitzpatrick: And you don't like to be hurt, do you?
- Daisy: Oh, I don't know. Kinda fun sometimes if it's done in the right spirit.”

Jean Harlow - Daisy
Wallace Ford - Ed Fitzpatrick

“You're off living... La Vida Loca, risking your life for some dumb thrills! And I'm supposed to stay home and be your happy little delivery girl?”

Anne Hathaway - Red Puckett

“- Harry: Well, I'm gonna go home, have some sex.
- Jack Traven: Harry, you're gonna go home and puke.
- Harry: Well that'll be fun too.”

Jeff Daniels - Harry
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven

“- Mona: I wanna go home, fix my hair, put on a beautiful face of makeup, the best dress I own, then take it all off and go to sleep.
- Nadine: Fun!”
Kyra Sedgwick - Mona
Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine

“- Lord Arthur Goring: I should make you a very bad husband.
- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: I don't mind bad husbands. I've had two. They amused me immensely.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley

- Veronica Vaughn: We're going to start today by reading together a short story entitled "My Sister Fanny".
[the class laughs]
- Veronica Vaughn: Quiet. So let's all open our "Reading Is Fun" books to page sixty nine.
- Billy Madison: Sixty nine!
[laughs]
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Veronica Vaughn
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“Don't call people superficial because they just want to have fun. Look, I'm new here. I don't know anybody. Why can't you be helpful and understanding about that?”

Kerri Green - Maggie

“- Susan Storm: Reed, I know you. I'm glad you had fun.
- Reed Richards: Thank you.
- Susan Storm: Besides, it was nothing compared to what I did at my bachelorette party. Talk about wild.”
Jessica Alba - Susan Storm
Ioan Gruffudd - Reed Richards

“- Rhett Butler - Visitor from Charleston: Did you ever think of marrying just for fun?
- Scarlett - Their Daughter: Marriage, fun? Fiddle-dee-dee. Fun for men you mean.”
Clark Gable - Rhett Butler - Visitor from Charleston
Vivien Leigh - Scarlett - Their Daughter

“I'm having a blast! This is the most fun I've had without lubricant!”
Leigh Whannell - Adam Faulkner-Stanheight