Amusement quotes

“Kids aren't any fun! You can't take a kid to a bar. He has one drink, he falls off the stool, and the trip is screwed!”
Burt Reynolds - Nick McKenna

“- Winston Zeddemore: We conjured up a hundred-foot marshmallow man, blew the top three floors off an uptown high-rise, and ended up getting sued by every city, county, and state agency in New York.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Yeah... but what a ride.”
Ernie Hudson - Winston Zeddemore
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz

“- Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
- Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
- Tommy...” (continue)(continue reading)

Joe Pesci - Tommy DeVito
Ray Liotta - Henry Hill

“Is that why you're here, Colonel? Some kind of post-Vietnam experience like you need a rerun or something? You pour a hundred twenty million bucks into this place, you turn it into a military zone, so what, so you can have chopper parades in the sky?”
James Woods - Richard Boyle

“Yes, the world is a terrible place. Yes, cancer and garbage disposals will get you. Yes, a war is coming. Yes, the world is shot to hell and you're all goners. Everything's screwed up and you like it that way don't you? You're fascinated by the gory details. You're mesmerized by your own fear. You revel in floods and car accidents, unstoppable...” (continue)(continue reading)

Eric Bogosian - Barry

“I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.”

Michael Madsen - Mr. Blonde

“- Farnsworth: You don't have to be nasty about it.
- Paul Fabrini: We don't have to be, but it's more fun that way.”
Charles Halton - Farnsworth
Humphrey Bogart - Paul Fabrini

“- Renfield: I thought you were having fun.
- Dracula: Fun? How would you like to go around looking like a head waiter for 700 years?”
Arte Johnson - Renfield
George Hamilton - Dracula

“Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.”
Tom Selleck - Jack Elliot

“- Nancy: You may think you've won, Brophy, but I know another way to reach all those people!
- Father Luke Brophy: Satan wait! Where do you think you're going?
- Nancy: I'm going to Disneyland!”

Linda Blair - Nancy Aglet
Anthony Starke - Father Luke Brophy

“- Joe Fabrini: l ain't danced in a long time.
- Cassie Hartley: Me neither, and l used to love it. lt's the most fun you can have without laughing.”
George Raft - Joe Fabrini
Ann Sheridan - Cassie Hartley

“- Andrew Beckett: What do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
- Joe Miller: [amused,sitting next to him on the hospital bed] I don't know.
- Andrew Beckett: A good start.”

Tom Hanks - Andrew Beckett
Denzel Washington - Joe Miller

“Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition.”
Al Pacino - John Milton

“It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise. The kids will just love it. And we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.”

Tim Robbins - Norville Barnes

“- Peter: Mom's greatest fear is that your life was fun.
- Sully: Tell her not to worry.”
Dylan Walsh - Peter
Paul Newman - Sully

“There is no right and wrong. There's only fun and boring.”
Fisher Stevens - The Plague

“Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.”
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.”
Weird Al - George Newman

“- Angelique: Things seem to have changed.
- Pinhead: Hell is more ordered since your time, princess, and much less amusing.”
Valentina Vargas - Angelique
Doug Bradley - Pinhead

“The next time you go out and get tanked, if you don't take me, I'll get a divorce.”
Carole Lombard - Jane Mason

“- Kitty Foyle: Then you mean I won't ever sin or anything.
- Tom Foyle: Well, it might not keep you from sinning, but by Judas Priest, it'll keep you from getting any fun out of it.”

Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle
Ernest Cossart - Tom Foyle

“Entertainment is food of the Gods.”

“You seem to think the world is just some sort of a three-ring circus, and all you've got to do is to run around and have fun.”
Bing Crosby - Joshua "Josh" Mallon V