Beard quotes
30 beard quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Happy Gilmore
“- Virginia Venit: Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! You want to beat him? Beat him on the course.
- Happy Gilmore: That's right, I'm gonna beat your ass on the course!
- Shooter McGavin: Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.
- Lee Trevino: Grizzly Adams did have a beard.” - From the movie: Mr. Mom
“How'd you like a little trim on that moustache, Ron?”
- From the TV Series: Scrubs
“The point is, Elliot. You're a lot stronger than you used to be. I've changed, too... I have a beard now.”
- From the movie: Lolita
“- Lolita Haze: Do you always have to shave twice a day?
- Humbert Humbert: Yes, of course, because all the best people shave twice a day.” - From the movie: Fanboys
“I can hear his beard!”
- From the movie: Once Around
“Get rid of the beard. You look like a goddamn terrorist.”
- From the movie: Mortdecai
“Kissing a man without a mustache is like eating an egg without salt.”
- From the movie: Another Stakeout
“I don't think you understand the relationship a man has with his facial hair.”
- From the movie: Moscow on the Hudson
“- Vladimir Ivanoff: You don't look like marxist.
- Veronica Cohen: I'm not. I'm a humanist. What does a marxist look like anyway?
- Vladimir Ivanoff: Usually has beard, mustache.
- Veronica Cohen: A-ha, the women too?
- Vladimir Ivanoff: In Russia, especially women.” - From the movie: American Flyers
“How can you be sick? You have a mustache.”
- From the movie: Dragnet
“- Chemical Engineer: Basically, it burns the eyes, lungs and throat, causes vomiting and if continuously inhaled, death.
- Streebek: Oh, sort of like your aftershave.” - From the movie: Walk Of Shame
“No, I'm not a hipster. I can't grow a convincing enough beard.”
- From the movie: Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
“That looks like Osama Bin Laden's beard!”
- From the movie: Mortdecai
“I am Lord Charlie Mortdecai. And this is a little bit of magic is my mustache...”
- La trovi in Body Obsession
“No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily.”
- La trovi in Body Obsession
- From the movie: Dirty Work
“- Bearded Lady: Hey, baby. You ever had a chick with a beard before?
- Mitch Weaver: Can't say that I have there, bearded broad.
- Bearded Lady: Well, then, sugar, you haven't lived.
- Mitch Weaver: Note to self: I don't want to live.” - From the movie: Napoleon Dynamite
“- Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache?
- Pedro: A couple of days.
- Napoleon Dynamite: I wish I could grow one.” - From the movie: Evan Almighty
“- Evan Baxter: I can't shave. Whenever I shave it just grows back!
- Marty: That's what happens when you shave. But then you shave again!” - From the movie: The Beautician and the Beast
“- Joy Miller: OK, a lot of great men had mustaches. Hitler, Franco...
- Boris Pochenko: Einstein!
- Joy Miller: Oh, and that's who you wanna look like?” - From the movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks
“They're bigger! They're stronger! They're faster! They've got more facial hair!”
- From the movie: Butch and Sundance: The Early Days
“- Sundance Kid: I am growing a mustache!
- Butch Cassidy: Where?” - From the movie: The Gods Must Be Crazy
“There was a peculiar sound, and Xi saw a most amazing animal approaching. Its legs went around instead of up and down. And there was a weird-looking god on its back. He wore blue skin on his head and red on his body. And hair grew on his face.”
- From the movie: Another Stakeout
“I've had this moustache for thirteen years. How long have you had yours?”
- From the movie: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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