Beauty doctor quotes

“If you choose to be Frankenstein with Botox and plastic surgery, you've bought your own private mask.”
Frances Conroy

“When you look at women who have had plastic surgery, they have lost something - usually an expression, something unique to their face.”
Bo Derek

- Granny Klump: The other day I got out of the shower, I bent down to reach for a towel and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord". I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
- Mama Klump: You don't need a breast reduction,... (continue)(continue reading)

Eddie Murphy - Granny Klump
Eddie Murphy - Mama Klump

“My complication had a little complication. But Dr. Jaffe says I'll soon be up and bounding about like a young gazelle.”
Barbara Hicks - Mrs. Alma Terrain

“I want to show people that if you walk, if you eat the right things, if you don't have stuff done to your face - that's okay.”
Eva Marie Saint

“You can have any girl you want. What about this lady with all the Botox? You're perfect for each other. You can't move your body, she can't move her face.”

Kevin Hart - Dell Scott

“I don't now if I'd recommend surgery - Women's bodies are beautiful - I've had a love/hate relationship with my breasts my whole life.”
Pamela Anderson

- Stu: I'm a reconstructive surgeon. If anyone has an accident or was born with a deformity, I'm there to help.
- Charlie: And by "deformity" he means small breasts.
- Stu: He's just jealous because he has to clean plaque all day long while I'm out making the world a better place.
Dan Fogler - Stu
Dane Cook - Charlie

“I've had some plastic surgery. Anybody can look at me and tell. But people can have too much. The trouble is, you don't look better. So you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. That's the bottom line.”
Angie Dickinson

“- Sarah Sellinger: Mummy... when am I going to get breasts?
- Margaret Sellinger: Next Tuesday. Why?
- Sarah Sellinger: I don't know. Sometimes I think they look silly.
- Margaret Sellinger: They do look best with formal wear.”
Patsy Kensit - Sarah Sellinger
Lesley-Anne Down - Margaret Sellinger

When I hear an actress say, "You know what, I'm gonna have my face done, get my tits raised, and I'm going to get another ten years out of this business", I say, "More power to you. Go do it".
Michelle Pfeiffer

“I had a skin graft operation, where they put half my right thigh in my face. Now it doesn't look too good, but one unexpected advantage is it's impossible to perspire through a skin graft, so sweat will never run into my eyes again, which is good for a driver.”
Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda

“- Walt Koontz: How can a man cut off his balls, how do you do that?
- Rusty: Because, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.
- Walt Koontz: Eh, you're ain't no woman.
- Rusty: I'm just not your idea of a woman, Walt.
- Walt Koontz: You're nobody's idea of a woman.”
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“- Tommy Sanz: It's my face, Willie. The guys back home can't stand to look at me. I thought after the second surgery things would change.
- Willie Gratzo: Did you talk to that plastic surgeon?
- Tommy Sanz: He said he wanted to take skin from my ass cheeks and put it on my face. I beat that cocksucker with his own chair.”

Tony Shalhoub - Tommy Sanz
W. Earl Brown - Willie Gratzo

“- Eva: I could not believe what I was watching! No brains, and the fake cheekbones, and the fake boobs. Do you like fake boobs?
- Albert: No. No, I like real boobs.
- Eva: Yeah - I got real boobs.
- Albert: That's workin' out for us then.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert

“- Jane Harper: I went to this Botox Experiment, and I had a little accident... does it really look that bad?
- Dick Harper: No. Just... different.”
Téa Leoni - Jane Harper
Jim Carrey - Dick Harper

“If I give you one more face lift you're going to be able to blink your lips!”

Rob Reiner - Dr. Morris Packman

“Hey, you go to that plastic surgeon, don't you let him put you all the way under. I knew a cat in Stateville one time; went to get his face fixed. Woke up and the sucker had given him a pair of tits.”
Delroy Lindo - Bobby 'Bob' Blane

“Let's move to Miami! Finally, I can get my face-lift. I want a Cadillac, too, a big, purple Cadillac, so I can ride around and laugh at poor people!”
Joni Ruth White - La Rue

“She's had plastic surgery. Her face has changed. You won't recognize her. You'll never find her.”

Mary Anna Reyes - Woman in Torture Room

“- Thelma: You know, Oscar, if I didn't know better, I'd say a nice old grandfather like you was trying to hit on a couple of ladies.
- Oscar Madison: I'm not as old as I look. I had this plastic surgery done recently, and the quack doctor botched it up.
- Holly: Your friend doesn't say much, does he?
- Oscar Madison: He's the doctor who botched...” (continue)(continue reading)

Christine Baranski - Thelma
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison
Jean Smart - Holly

“I went to a rejuvenation clinic and got a whole natural overhaul. They took out some wrinkles, did hair repair, changed the blood, added a good 30 to 40 years to my life. They also replaced my spleen and colon. What do you think?”

Chris Lloyd - Dr. Emmett Brown

“Fat Tittie Kittie got some big luscious bags of silicone. They glisten in the moon. They shine in the sun. They riggle and jiggle and bounce...”
Violent J - Big Baby Sweets

“It's The 90s, plastic surgery is like good grooming.”
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison

“Elise, if I give you any more collagen, your lips are gonna look like they got stuck in a pool drain.”

Rob Reiner - Dr. Morris Packman