Beauty quotes

“Not everyone can be born with such great looks.”
Phil Collins - Lucky

“- Kay Davies: You got a pretty face, you should let the boys see it.
- Ginnie: It ain't my face the boys want to see.”
Meg Ryan - Kay Davies
Gwyneth Paltrow - Ginnie

“- Ruby: I'm smart, I'm young, I'm pretty, you know...
- Vinny: Yeah, well, you got two out of three right there.
- Ruby: Shut up.”
Jennifer Esposito - Ruby
John Leguizamo - Vinny

“My lady, a woman of your beauty has no need for such... decorations.”

Kevin Costner - Robin Hood

“I don't know of anything prettier, than a scissortail flyin' through the sky!”
Geraldine Page - Mrs. Watts

“- Sassy: Even a great beauty needs her beauty sleep!
- Chance: Beauty sleep? You'd have to sleep for, like, a month!”
Sally Field - Sassy
Michael J. Fox - Chance

“Listen, I was wandering. Can I ask you a question? Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Drexl Spivey

“Some women are born beautiful. They make it look easy. But most women have to put a little time and effort into their appearance, and then there are those of us who need all the help we can get, like me.”
Roseanne Barr - Ruth Patchett

“- Reed Rothchild: Have you seen that Star Wars movie?
- Eddie Adams: Yeah, I've seen it four times.
- Reed Rothchild: You know, people tell me I kind of look like Han Solo.”
John C. Reilly - Reed Rothchild
Mark Wahlberg - Eddie Adams

“What could this demented maniac with no reproductive organs, want with Rita? Which is not to say Rita doesn't possess a beauty worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting. My god, the curvature of her buttocks and the swell of that magnificent bosom. So full, so sumptous, so...”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- 1st Victim: You're very beautiful.
- Julia: Am I?
- 1st Victim: You know you are.”

Anthony Allen - 1st Victim
Clare Higgins - Julia

“I love you, Roxy, you're prettier than any Eva.”
Bruce Abbott - Jack Ruffin

“- Shannon Christie: Joseph?
- Joseph Donnelly: What?
- Shannon Christie: Am I beautiful at all?
- Joseph Donnelly: I've never seen anything like you in all of my living life.
- Shannon Christie: Good!”
Nicole Kidman - Shannon Christie
Tom Cruise - Joseph Donnelly

“Women are insane. Who would do that more than once? ...Why would they do the other leg?”

Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“- Claire Kubik: Agent Mullins! I just need a minute of your time!
- FBI Agent Mullins: Somehow I'm confident it's not my rugged good looks to which I owe the honor of this visit.”
Ashley Judd - Claire Kubik
Tom Bower - FBI Agent Mullins

“- Ron White: Mother! What are you doing here?
- Jack Morell: Mother?
- Samantha: Mother?
- Felipe: That's your mother?
- Samantha: Gee, she looks better than I do.”
Caitlyn Jenner - Ron White
Steve Guttenberg - Jack Morell
Valerie Perrine - Samantha
Felipe Rose - Village People: Indian

“Beauty knows no pain, girls!”
Bernadette Peters - Cinderella's Stepmother

“- Linda Lue Linden: Hey, Kyle Davidson!
- Kyle Davidson: Hey Linda Lue, is that your pretty face I'm seein'?
- Linda Lue Linden: Well it ain't nobody's butt.”
Sandra Bullock - Linda Lue Linden
Dermot Mulroney - Kyle Davidson

- Jennifer: You sound very sexy, Steve. I like long, blond hair on a black man. I've also got long, blond hair. I'm not black, but I'm very, very tan. I'm wearing black lace bra and panties that feel really hot against my skin. Would you like me to take my bra off?
- William "Billy" Tepper: Yes. yes, please.
Tracy Brooks Swope - Jennifer
Sean Astin - Billy Tepper

“- Buzz Lightyear: Ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.
- Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl: Well aren't you just the sweetest space toy I ever did meet!”
Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Joan Cusack - Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl

“I'm married! I'm beautiful!”
Sophie Lee - Tania Degano

“- Pola Ivanova: Long time no see, James! You haven't changed a bit!
- James Bond: Well, you have. You're even lovelier.”
Fiona Fullerton - Pola Ivanova
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“I've come to the conclusion there's no such thing as a beautiful Welsh boy. At any rate, all I've seen have been unparalleled frumps.”
Jonathan Pryce - Lytton Strachey

“- Nick: I suddenly realized I haven't told you how beautiful you look tonight.
- Kate: Oh, Nick, come on. Don't waste that stuff. Nobody's here. They can't hear you.”
Jay Mohr - Nick
Jennifer Aniston - Kate