Beauty quotes

“My whole life I've felt like a freak. You know, back home in Michigan I wasn't accepted because I was different. Then I come here and I'm not different enough... So, I decided to become someone else. Someone tough and infallible. Beautiful, sexy. Fearless. And it worked. For the first time in my life, I was accepted and I became intoxicated by...” (continue)(continue reading)

Alyssa Milano - Lily Leonetti

“I hate this dumb hat, and these dumb shoes, and your big ugly centrepieces, the only thing I like is this dress, the dress is pretty, i think im gonna keep it.”
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“- Stan: Look at this nice little town. Nestled all snug and cozy right against the mountain.
- Nancy: Yeah, just like Pompeii.”

Tzi Ma - Stan
Arabella Field - Nancy

“- Harvey Holroyd: Why the plastic turd?
- Stokely: It's my homework. He says my mind is not in touch with my body, so I'm supposed to learn my body's beautiful. Starting with shit.”
Martin Mull - Harvey
Anthony Battaglia - Stokely

“Then there's that stuff that everybody longs for, but they only real feel when it's gone.”

Jeremy Davies - Tom Tom

“I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.”

Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“- Romy White: You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter.
- Michele Weinberger: Oh, proof. You want proof? Ok, fine. Who lost their virginity first?
- Romy White: Oh, big wow, with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“Yeah, I know what you mean, yeah! Uh, might I suggest that you try lowering your standards, you know? Because, really, we all would like to date a supermodel, or a fine lady, like, uh, Delta Burke. You know? But, uh, that may not always be possible, and that is why God invented the skank.”

Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“I've got to do something about the way I look. I mean a girl just can't go to Sing Sing with a green face.”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“How, unless you drink as I do, can you hope to understand the beauty of an old indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken?”
Albert Finney - Geoffrey Firmin

“- Steve: So, you took Warner, eh?
- Patch Gallagher: Yeah, I know she's not so hot, but with all the real talent going Hollywood, you've got to make the best of what you can get.”

Clark Gable - Patch Gallagher

“- Miles Kendig: The cleaning lady will untie you in the morning.
- Joe Cutter: I hope she's pretty...”
Walter Matthau - Miles Kendig
Sam Waterston - Joe Cutter

“Supermodels are beautiful girls, Will. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man: promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Rapaport - Paul Kirkwood

“- Max Minot: She's more than beautiful. She's got this way she looks at you, just... just stop your heart, you know? And make it start back up again. You know any girls like that?
- Charlie Barret: Yeah. All of them.”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Max Minot
Christopher Walken - Charlie Barret

“In my day I was considered quite a catch. I don't think I ever met a man I felt could outsmart me, out-think me. How those silly creatures did bore me. Oh, it does cause quite a fuss, that combination: smart and beautiful.”
Celeste Holm - Ida, Fletcher's Grand Mother

“- John Merrick: Would you care to see my mother?
- Frederick Treves: Your mother? Yes please. Oh but she's... Mr. Merrick, she's beautiful!
- John Merrick: Oh, she had the face of an angel!”

Sir John Hurt - John Merrick
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Frederick Treves

“Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.”
Jerry Stiller - Maury Ballstein

“- Job Skeffington: A woman is beautiful when she's loved, and only then.
- Fanny Trellis Skeffington: Nonsense. A woman is beautiful when she has eight hours' sleep and goes to the beauty parlor every day. And bone structure has a lot to do with it too.”
Claude Rains - Job Skeffington
Bette Davis - Fanny Trellis Skeffington

- Lord Rogers: What else is there? She says, "Is beauty all that matters?", and you say, "What else is there?"!
- Adult Prince Derek: It was dumb. I know!
- Lord Rogers: You should write a book: "How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less.".
Mark Harelik - Lord Rogers
Howard McGillin - Adult Prince Derek

“Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? I know that sounds like a line - Lord knows I've used it - but I mean it.”
Billy Zane - The Collector

“- Ned: Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.
- Matty: This is a blouse and a skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.
- Ned: You shouldn't wear that body.”
William Hurt - Ned Racine
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker

“- Don José Alvarez de Cordoba: It is extremely important that my niece is presented to the Queen before her new maids of honor are chosen.
- Capt. Lopez: They say that Elizabeth surrounds herself with beauty in the hope that it may be contagious.”
Claude Rains - Don José Alvarez de Cordoba
Gilbert Roland - Capt. Lopez

“- James Bond: Don't you miss the outside world?
- Stromberg: For me, this is all the world. There is beauty... there is ugliness... and there is death.”
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Curd Jürgens - Stromberg

“- Genie: Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her.
- Aladdin: Huh?
- Genie: She's smart, fun. The hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature.”

Robin Williams - The Genie
Scott Weinger - Aladdin