Bed quotes
35 bed quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Asteroid City
“You can't wake up if you don't fall asleep.”
- From the TV Series: Hannah Montana
“I don’t wanna leave my bed. My bed is my friend. It gives me warm blanket hugs.”
- From the animation: The Croods: A New Age
“Oh, this bed is so comfortable. Ah, nobody’s foot in my mouth. So much better.”
- From the movie: High Society
“My dear boy, this is the sort of day history tells us is better spent in bed.”
- From the movie: The Quiet Man
“Is that a bed, or a parade ground? A man would have to be a sprinter to catch his wife in a bed like that.”
- From the movie: Up the Academy
“- Ververgaert: You don't wet your bed, do you?
- Chooch: No, I generally just piss over the side.” - From the movie: Grandma's Boy
“- Jeff: What's up Douche Bigalow?
- Alex: Hey Speed Racer. What'd you do, valet your bed?
- Jeff: No, but I'll self park it in your ass.” - From the movie: After the Thin Man
“- Nora Charles: I'm going to lock the door, plug the bell, cut the telephone and crawl into bed for a month!
- Nick Charles: Oh, Nora, you're my favorite woman.” - La trovi in Actors in real life
“For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.”
- From the movie: New Waterford Girl
- From the movie: Wedding Crashers
- La trovi in Actors in real life
“You know, I'm very particular about my sheets. They have to be one hundred percent cotton.”
- From the movie: Laws of Attraction
“I told you darling, we don't need separate bedrooms. I don't mind you snoring.”
- From the movie: Big Daddy
“My God, that's a shit load of piss.”
- From the movie: Easy A
“You've made your bed. I just hope for your sake, you've cleaned the sheets.”
- From the animation: Despicable Me
“- Edith: Are these beds made out of bombs?
- Gru: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
- Edith: Cool!” - From the movie: A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon
“- Lisa Bentwright: Where would you sleep?
- Jimmy Reardon: In bed, of course.
- Lisa Bentwright: Whose bed?
- Jimmy Reardon: We'll talk about that when we get there.” - From the movie: Velvet Goldmine
- From the movie: The Sure Thing
- Alison Bradbury: What are you doing?
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: I'm going to bed.
- Alison Bradbury: Not with me you're not.
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: I'm not going to bed with you, I'm going to bed in a bed you happen to be in also. - From the movie: Walk Hard
- From the movie: Enchanted April
“In my day husbands and beds were very seldom mentioned in the same breath. Husbands were taken seriously, as the only true obstacle to sin.”
- From the movie: Friday the 13th Part III
“- Debbie: Chris? I don't mean to be picky or anything, but where's the bed? Chris?
- Chris: Oh. It's right here.
- Debbie: What's this?
- Chris: It's your bed.
- Debbie: A hammock?
- Chris: You might like it.” - From the TV Series: Morning Star
“I didn't marry you for me to sleep in one bed and you in another.”
- From the movie: Beyond the Sea
“That's my side of the bed, and that's yours, and I will never cross over. Ever. I don't care if we don't touch for a thousand nights. Only you can cross over to my side. Only you.”
- From the movie: Grandma's Boy
“- Alex: Dude, your bed is a car.
- Jeff: Yeah, but it’s a fucking sweet car!”
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