Birthday quotes

“- Alice: I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party. Thank you.
- March Hare: Birthday? My dear child, this is not a birthday party.
- Mad Hatter: Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.”
Kathryn Beaumont - Alice in Wondeland
Jerry Colonna - March Hare
Ed Wynn - The Mad Hatter

“Nobody's coming to your sweet sixteen party Louise.”

Joshua John Miller - Richie Miller

“Saverio Schisa-Here, your birthday present. Stand B seats, of course.
Fabietto Schisa-Thank you, God!
Saverio Schisa-Don't thank God. I'm the one who bought you a season ticket!”
Toni Servillo - Saverio Schisa
Filippo Scotti - Fabietto Schisa

“Then it’s settled. Amy’s birthday present will be my genitals.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“- Baby Doll: I'll be 20 tomorrow. Tomorrow is Election Day and my Birthday and the day that Mr. Franklin Delano Roosevelt was elected President for his first term.
- Silva Vacarro: It's a great day for the country for both reasons.”
Carroll Baker - Baby Doll Meighan
Eli Wallach - Silva Vacarro

“When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.”
Gloria Stuart

“- Felix: These wise guys are lost!
- Deborah: Wise men don't get lost, Felix.
- Felix: So you're saying they know where this birthday party is?
- Cyrus: And what makes you so certain it's a birthday party?
- Deborah: Oh, here we go.
- Felix: Have you seen the presents these guys are bringing? Gold? Myrrh? Frankincense?
- Cyrus: Could be a baby...” (continue)(continue reading)

Tracy Morgan - Felix
Oprah Winfrey - Deborah
Tyler Perry - Cyrus

- Paul: Happy anniversary Jim.
- Jimmy: I don't celebrate anniversaries.
- Paul: Jim, open it up. I wanna see the expression on your face.
- Jimmy: You wanna see the expression on my face? The expression you're gonna see on my face is "fuck you".
Tracy Morgan - Paul
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

“- Francis Buxton: Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want.
- Pee-wee Herman: Good for you and your father.
- Francis Buxton: So guess what I want.
- Pee-wee Herman: A new brain.”
Mark Holton - Francis Buxton
Paul Reubens - Pee-wee Herman

“Oh, everyone, it's my birthday! Time to pay attention to me!”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

“- Maggie Bess: Isn't that great? You got a late uncle.
- Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos: What's he late for?
- Kathy Kriticos: His next birthday.”
Rah Digga - Maggie Bess
Alec Roberts - Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos
Shannon Elizabeth - Kathy Kriticos

“I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm sorry I ruined your birthday.”

Lily Tomlin - Edwina Cutwater

“You know, most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, not a country!”

Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis

“- Tony Stark: I don't like it when you have plans.
- Pepper Potts: I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday.
- Tony Stark: It's your birthday?
- Pepper Potts: Yes.
- Tony Stark: I knew that. Already?
- Pepper Potts: Yeah, isn't that strange? It's the same day as last year.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Gwyneth Paltrow - Pepper Potts

“- Martin Beck: I drove over a thousand miles, to hang out with a seven year old.
- Junior: I'm going to be eight in two weeks.
- Martin Beck: Don't count on it.”
Michael Richards - Martin Beck
Michael Oliver - Junior

“- Tony Stark: Can I ask you something personal? If this was the last birthday party you were going to have, what would you do?
- Natalie Rushman: I would do whatever I wanted to do, with whomever I wanted to do it with.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Scarlett Johansson - Natalie Rushman

“Lesbian? Her birthday's in March. I thought she was a Pisces.”
Nina Wadia - Wedding Guest

- Miller: This is the day that you become a man. This is the day that you get to tell every bouncer who's ever carded you,"You know what? Sure, I get it. Yes, I look like a nine-year-old Chinese girl".
- Jeff Chang: What the fuck?
- Miller: "But guess what? Today is my 21st fucking birthday. So, step aside and let the man come through".
Miles Teller - Miller
Justin Chon - Jeff Chang

“- Jewel Ramsey: I didn't expect to see you. It's been a long time.
- Dorie Kay: Well, I came for your birthday, Mama.
- Jewel Ramsey: My birthday was yesterday.”
Shirley Knight - Jewel Ramsey
Juliette Lewis - Dorie Kay

“- Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.
- Navin: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna stay this color?”

Mabel King - Mother
Steve Martin - Navin

“Hey, hey. Mike, right? You wanna come to my party tomorrow? I'm gonna be eighteen years old. You wanna come? You can come too, if you want to. I don't know you, but you can come.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“- James T. Kirk: It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before. A far better resting place that I go to than I have ever known.
- Carol: Is that a poem?
- James T. Kirk: No. Something Spock was trying to tell me. On my birthday.”
William Shatner - James T. Kirk
Bibi Besch - Carol

“- Phil Deedle: Why can't we have a birthday off like everyone else?
- Elton Deedle: Who's everyone else?
- Stew Deedle: Washington, Lincoln... the baby Jesus Dad!”
Paul William Walker IV - Phil Deedle
Eric Braeden - Elton Deedle
Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle

“- Chris Chandler: Is that what you want for your birthday? Everybody to pay it forward?
- Trevor McKinney: I can't ask for that.
- Chris Chandler: Sure you can. Why not?
- Trevor McKinney: It wouldn't work.
- Chris Chandler: Why?
- Trevor McKinney: I already blew out my candles.”
Jay Mohr - Chris Chandler
Haley Joel Osment - Trevor McKinney

“Johnson, how is the Captain gonna authorize a surprise birthday party for himself?”
Glenn Morshower - Ensign Taylor