Boredom quotes

“- Merteuil: Why do you want to be a husband, when you can be a lover?
- Danceny: Keep writing.
- Merteuil: Why don't you leave all the boredom of marriage to Gercourt, and keep the excitement of love for yourself?”
Annette Bening - Merteuil
Henry Thomas - Danceny

“Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls, it's more democratic.”
Kevin Costner - Crash Davis

- Eli Cross: We need something, Sam, and damn well you know it. Something better.
- Sam: Better? How better?
- Eli Cross: Something less boring. Something crazier.
- Sam: A dead man's boots are dropped over his own airfield out of chivalry. That's not crazy enough for you, huh?
- Eli Cross: They did it in a film called "Wings". Even the dummy... (continue)(continue reading)
Peter O'Toole - Eli Cross
Allen Garfield - Sam

You wanted to know where I'm from? I'm from Connecticut, Mayflower stock. I was taught that my prince would come, and he would be a lawyer, and I would have his children. And on the weekends we would barbecue. And all the other princes and their princesses would come, and they would say, "Delicious, delicious". Oh, how boring.
Anne Carlisle - Margaret

“I don't want to be poor. I don't want to be boring. I don't want to be alone. Help me, fairy godmother, please!”

Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery

“- Hudson Hawk: Anna, we're supposed to be saving you.
- Anna Baragli: I know. I got bored so I saved myself.”
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- The Emperor Ming: Klytus, I'm bored. What play thing can you offer me today?
- Klytus: An obscure body in the S-K System, Your Majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet... Earth.”
Max von Sydow - The Emperor Ming
Peter Wyngarde - Klytus

“Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes... or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“It was a beautiful spring day. Tedious time of the year for bachelors.”
Rod Taylor - Pongo

“- Anna: Are you really going to Florida?
- Danny Costanzo: What do you care? What are you, jealous?
- Anna: I'm not jealous. It just sounds boring. And you're not boring.
- Danny Costanzo: Hey, you are marrying boring! And you're not boring either!”
Darlanne Fluegel - Anna Costanzo
Billy Crystal - Danny Costanzo

“- Shirley Hastings: And what about Les? He's taught you everything you know, and you're just throwing it back in his face!
- Scott Hastings: I'm bored with it!
- Shirley Hastings: I don't believe I'm hearing this! I've been with your father for twenty-five years! Do you think I get bored? Of course I do!”
Pat Thomson - Shirley Hastings
Paul Mercurio - Scott Hastings

“- Tony Montana: You know what your problem is, pussycat?
- Elvira Hancock: What is my problem, Tony?
- Tony Montana: You got nothing to do with your life, man. Why don't you get a job? Do something, be a nurse. Work with blind kids, lepurs, that kind of thing. Anything beats you waiting around all day, waiting for me to fuck you, I'll tell you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Al Pacino - Tony Montana
Michelle Pfeiffer - Elvira Hancock

“Mrs Jennings is a wealthy woman with a married daughter. She has nothing to do but marry off everyone else's.”
Emma Thompson - Elinor Dashwood

“I was so bored once that I fucked a dog.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Sid Vicious

“I would never believe a professional prostitute could be so boring.”

Peter Falk - Roger Flan

“- Anna: Love bores you.
- Dan: No, it disappoints me.”
Julia Roberts - Anna
Jude Law - Dan

“- Richard Lestrange: You can take us with you back to civilization...
- Sylvia Hilliard: I should think it must be ever so boring here.
- Richard Lestrange: What is the meaning of boring?
- Sylvia Hilliard: Well boring's when... you have nothing whatever to do. So you're bored, like you must be here.
- Richard Lestrange: No. We're never bored!”

Brian Krause - Richard Lestrange
Nana Coburn - Sylvia Hilliard

“- Laurie Strode: How about you? Are you tired of my bullshit?
- Will Brennan: I'm a counselor; I'm attracted to it.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode
Adam Arkin - Will Brennan

“- Bryce: My bum’s gone to sleep again, all down the left cheek.
- Lara Croft: Really? That's fascinating.”
Noah Taylor - Bryce
Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft

“There's no home safe enough, there's no country nice enough, there's no relationship secure enough; you're just setting yourself up for an even bigger fall and having an incredibly boring time in the process.”
Meg Ryan - Kate

“- Joel Barish: I can't see anything that I don't like about you.
- Clementine Kruczynski: But you will! You know, you will think of things. And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.”
Jim Carrey - Joel Barish
Kate Winslet - Clementine Kruczynski

“- Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: I'm sorry Barney but it's just not fun here. You're no fun!
- Barney Coopersmith: No fun?
- Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: You get the oil changed every second Tuesday, you get the car washed every fourth Thursday, you get your hair cut on the eleventh of every month. You never, ever get a different haircut!”
Colleen Camp - Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith
Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith

“It's a good job we're not having soup, or else I'd put me head in it and drown meself.”

Pauline Collins - Shirley Valentine

“Are we like those bored couples you feel sorry for in restaurants? Are we the dining dead? I can't stand the idea of us being a couple people think that about.”

Jim Carrey - Joel Barish

“Here's a prediction: after a few weeks of hand-holding and chaste smooching, you'll be so bored and horny that you'll mess the whole thing up. Of course, I could wipe her off the map tomorrow, but I think I'll let this little romance just flicker out all on its own.”

Amy Adams - Kathryn Merteuil