Boredom quotes

“- Liu Jian: I don't like to get bored.
- Insp. Richard: Me neither, but you turn out to be very boring.”
Jet Li - Liu Jian
Tchéky Karyo - Insp. Richard

“Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead.”

John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“You should get down on your knees and thank God that you have a cousin who makes up interesting stories about you. I'm the best P.R. guy you're ever going to have. Do you think any even mildly cool trade fair girl would give you the time of day if she knew the pathetic Bible-dancing goody-goody you really are?”

Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton

“Moving to Vermont are you? What do you do there in between yawns?”
Bette Davis - Judith Traherne

“I don't want to live forever. I mean, it sounds good, but what am I gonna do? What if I get bored?”
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville

“- Simon: What are you, a boy scout? No, no, no, think of it as playing a role as fantasy. I mean, you got to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily surburban grind for a few hours.
- Harry Tasker: But what about their husbands?
- Simon: Dickless! I mean, let's face it, if they took care of business, I'd be out of business! You know...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bill Paxton - Simon
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker

“- Stephen Falken: Did you ever play tic-tac-toe?
- Jennifer: Yeah, of course.
- Stephen Falken: But you don't anymore.
- Jennifer: No.
- Stephen Falken: Why?
- Jennifer: Because it's a boring game. It's always a tie.
- Stephen Falken: Exactly. There's no way to win. The game itself is pointless! But back at the war room, they believe you can win...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Wood - Falken
Ally Sheedy - Jennifer

“It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear.”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“- Stella Winston: You're a spoiled, silly, boring, insignificant little twit.
- Jessie Montgomery: Who are you calling boring?”
Beverly D'Angelo - Stella Winston
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery

“- Ulee Jackson: You'll pay for the rest of your life for being a jackass.
- Casey Jackson: Yeah, well, it's better than dying of boredom.”
Peter Fonda - Ulee Jackson
Jessica Biel - Casey Jackson

“- Ken Cosgrove: How's it going?
- Building 20 Guard: Big night. Switched from tea to coffee. Brought new meaning to my work.”
Ed Beechner - Ken Cosgrove
Bobby Stewart - Building 20 Guard

“- Vermin: How much longer we gotta wait? We might be here forever, I'm sick of waiting for trains!
- Swan: Vermin, sit down and shut up.
- Vermin: Okay, okay!”
Terry Michos - Vermin
Michael Beck - Swan

“You write a screenplay without conflict or crisis you'll bore your audience to tears.”
Nicolas Cage - Robert McKee

“If you get bored, where ever you are, phone. I'll come and rescue you in my plane.”

Christopher Bowen - Charles Fairford

“That's Eddie Dutra, He's about as much fun as a rabid dog.”
Eric Stoltz - Mark

“Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.”
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“- Ed Dillinger: What do you want with the Pentagon?
- Master Control Program: The same thing I want with the Kremlin. I'm bored with corporations.”
David Warner - Ed Dillinger
David Warner - Master Control Program

“- Dirty Dee: This trip's getting boring. Let's round up Chopper and split.
- Slime: Yeah, I can dig it.”
Lisa Jane Persky - Dirty Dee
John Lisbon Wood - Slime

“- Elvis: Is there an amusement park on this island?
- Jesse: No, there's a whale spotting station.
- Elvis: Is that where they paint spots on the whales?
- Jesse: Yeah.”
Francis Capra - Elvis
Jason James Richter - Jesse

“- Clip Metzler: You know what your problem is? Nothing's ever good enough for you. The way I see it, you've got the perfect life. You've got a wonderful home, a terrific wife, a good job, and the best friend money can buy. What else could a guy want?
- Larry Burrows: A little excitement would be nice.”
Jon Lovitz - Clip Metzler
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“Somebody was boring me, I think it was me.”
Viggo Mortensen - Frank Roberts

“- Ben Sanderson: Don't you think you'd get a little bored, living with a drunk?
- Sera: Well... that's what I want.
- Ben Sanderson: You haven't seen the worst of it. I knock things over... throw up all the time. These past few days I've been very controlled. You're like some sort of antidote that mixes with the liquor and keeps me in balance....” (continue)(continue reading)
Nicolas Cage - Ben Sanderson
Elisabeth Shue - Sera

“Just shoot us Madison, don't bore us to death.”

Mark Dacascos - Toby Wong

“- Pfc. Wally Holbrook: I don't gamble.
- Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Well, what is it you do do?
- Pfc. Wally Holbrook: Permission to speak freely...
- Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead!
- Pfc. Wally Holbrook: I get up every morning and I get dressed to protect the American way of life.
- Master Sergeant Ernest G....” (continue)(continue reading)
Daryl Mitchell - Pfc. Wally Holbrook
Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

“- Tex Baird: I decided to go back to Texas.
- Rusty Hart: What for?
- Tex Baird: Oh, I don't know. This place is getting too big and calm and peaceful-like.”
Tex Baird - Guinn 'Big Boy' Williams
Alan Hale - Rusty Hart