Bothering quotes

“Please tell the Privy Seal that I'm sealed in the privy and I can only deal with one shit at a time.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Winston Churchill

“- Ron Fox: You see this cute little white girl, Beecher?
- Dr. Beecher: Yeah.
- Ron Fox: Do you want her to get raped and murdered?
- Dr. Beecher: Of course not.
- Ron Fox: You sure? Cause this is America. Do you want to rape America?
- Dr. Beecher: No.
- Ron Fox: Then stop fucking with me!”
Rob Corrdry - Ron Fox
Rogert Bart - Dr. Beecher

“- John McClane: Jack, what the fuck was that?
- Jack McClane: Just shut up, John, or, I swear to God, I will put a bullet in you this time.
- John McClane: Who do you think you're talkin' to?
- Jack McClane: The last person I wanna see.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Jai Courtney - Jack McClane

“- Cindy: You are like wet sand in my underwear.
- Jim: Ouch.”
Rosie Perez - Cindy
Joe Minjares - Jim

“- Liceman: Tickle your ass with a feather?
- Party Guest: I beg your pardon?
- Liceman: It's particularly nasty weather.”
Ron Leibman - Major Vaughn Liceman

“- May: Donald, there is something bothering you, isn't there?
- Donald: You know May, you have a definite grab for the obvious.”
Claire Ginsberg - May
Jackie Vernon - Donald

“There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now, you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life.”
Keith David - Louis Fedders

“I don't think I will do a Mafia character again. I want to get away from the violence a little bit, because it is starting to bother me personally.”
James Gandolfini

“- Reggie Lampert: You're blocking my view.
- Peter Joshua: Ohh... which view would you prefer?
- Reggie Lampert: The one you're blocking.”
Audrey Hepburn - Regina Lampert
Cary Grant - Peter Joshua

“- Miss Plimsoll: Is there too much of a draft? Should I roll up the window?
- Sir Wilfrid: Just roll up your mouth, you talk too much. If I had known how much you talk I'd never have come out of my coma.”
Elsa Lanchester - Miss Plimsoll
Charles Laughton - Sir Wilfrid Roberts

“You need to understand, I will do anything to protect my family. I know you know what I'm talking about. So don't mess with me. Don't interfere in my business again. Because I will kill you and anyone you care about.”

Michael Keaton - Adrian Toomes

“- Mark Kasdan: Mr Horner, I'm Mark Kasdan from the Hampstead and Highgate Express. If you have a moment...
- Donald Horner: Do you think I'm just made of moments that I can pass around like Communion wafers?”
Alex Gaumond - Mark Kasdan
Brendan Gleeson - Donald Horner

“- Prof. William Kilbane: You come pounding on this door again and I'll have the law on you.
- Inspector Lestrade: I am the law.
- Prof. William Kilbane: Then stop barging in and out of my room like a chambermaid.”
Frederick Worlock - Prof. William Kilbane
Dennis Hoey - Inspector Lestrade

“- Major: Did they send you to bring me in?
- Batou: I'm just here to fish. Did you see any?
- Major: You're a company man. You follow orders, so if they ordered you to kill me...
- Batou: Stop saying shit like that. You're gonna piss me off.”
Scarlett Johansson - Major
Pilou Asbæk - Batou

- Kumail: Okay, that's a common misconception. Yelling anything at a comedian is considered heckling. Heckling doesn't have to be negative.
- Emily: So, if I... if I yelled out like... "You're amazing in bed", that'd be a heckle?
- Kumail: Yeah. It would be an accurate heckle.
Kumail Nanjiani - Kumail
Zoe Kazan - Emily

“Where is Mr. Disney? I should so much like to get this started and finished as briskly as is humanly possible.”
Emma Thompson - P.L. Travers

“- Kay Brubaker: You haven't found what you're looking for. You're embarrassed about bothering me again. However, there are one or two questions more you'd like to ask me. It's something personal and you won't bother me any more.
- Robert Caulfield: I haven't found what I'm looking for. I feel embarrassed about bothering you again. However, there...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brenda Vaccaro - Kay Brubaker
Elliott Gould - Robert Caulfield

“- Mel Ames: I know I've been a pain in the ass.
- Harry Ross: I don't mind. I didn't much like it when you shot me, though.”
Reese Witherspoon - Mel Ames
Paul Newman - Harry Ross

“- MacArthur Stern: Mr. Gutterman come out of recovery yet?
- Nurse: Mr. Gutterman? Oh, you mean the whale from hell?”
Gene Hackman - MacArthur Stern
Nancy Parsons - Nurse

“One more outburst and I'm holding you in contempt!”
Jane Curtin - Judge Claire Whittaker

“- Gilliam: You don't want me to leave you alone.
- Louie Kritski: Trust me, I do.
- Gilliam: No, Satan wants me to leave you alone.
- Louie Kritski: We both want you to leave me alone.”
Paul Benjamin - Gilliam
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski

“Do not disturb.”

Constance Bennett

“This is not a wedding ceremony, Mr. Browning. You are not obligated to repeat everything I say.”
Stuart Germain - Higgins

- Cheech: Man, I can't believe you. Every time you do coke this shit happens.
- Chong: Hey, wait a minute man. How come every time I do coke you say that "every time you do coke" thing?
Cheech Marin - Cheech
Tommy Chong - Chong

“- Brewster: I don't care who does what to whom in this country, but you're an American citizen, that makes you my responsibility. You're so lucky not to be floating face down in the Tiber right now. So please, finish your lousymovie and try to stay out of trouble for five minutes.
- Orson Welles: Maybe you're right.
- Brewster: I know I'm...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christopher Walken - Brewster
Danny Huston - Orson Welles