Brain quotes

“The brain which was stolen from my laboratory... was a criminal brain.”
Edward Van Sloan - Doctor Waldman

“You know what it feels like to be knocked out? Your brain presses against your skull.”
John Travolta - Vic Deakins

“My part in the experiment is complete. I have created by my method a perfect human brain, already living but dormant.”

Ernest Thesiger - Doctor Pretorius

“- Ygor: Whose brain?
- Ludwig Frankenstein: Kettering. A man of character and learning. The monster will cease to be an evil influence and become everything that is good.”

Béla Lugosi - Ygor
Cedrick Webster Hardwicke - Dr. Frankenstein

“You're going to have to use your brain which is going to hurt because it's the weakest muscle in your body.”
Paul Hogan - Porter Ricks

“When you use more than 5 percent of your brain, you don't want to be on earth; believe me.”
Rip Torn - Bob Diamond

“- Ernie: You can hear me?
- ½ Lady Corpse: Yes.
- Ernie: Why do you eat people?
- ½ Lady Corpse: Not people. Brains.
- Ernie: Brains only?
- ½ Lady Corpse: Yes.”
Don Calfa - Ernie
Cherry Davis - ½ Lady Corpse

“- Bob Diamond: Being from Earth, as you are, and using as little of your brain as you do, your life has pretty much been devoted to dealing with fear.
- Daniel Miller: It has?
- Bob Diamond: Well everybody on Earth deals with fear - that's what little brains do.”
Rip Torn - Bob Diamond
Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller

“I'm a bird. I have a small brain, and it's about to explode.”
Jay Mohr - Paulie

“- General Bello: Major, tell me what your favorite weapon is, and I'll get it for you, whatever it is.
- Major Robert Dapes: Brains!”
Martin Balsam - General Bello
Sir Sean Connery - Major Robert Dapes

“- Roger Cobb: What the hell are you doing in there?
- Edwina Cutwater: Oh God, don't you guys get enough laughs up there? What have I ever done to you?”

Steve Martin - Roger Cobb
Lily Tomlin - Edwina Cutwater

“It was like at that moment, he became my brain, and I became his feet.”

Elden Henson - Maxwell Kane

“- Ullman: Don't kill me!
- Doctor Gustav Niemann: Kill my trusted old assistant? Why, no. I'm going to repay you for betraying me; I'm going to give that brain of yours a new home in the skull of the Frankenstein monster.”
Frank Reicher - Ullman
Boris Karloff - Doctor Gustav Niemann

“- Leah: You care more about your stupid re-election than you care about all our lives. Something is going on, and I'm going to the hypothalamus to check it out.
- Mayor Phlegming: Hypowhothewhatisit? Leah, wait! Who's gonna answer the phones?”
Brandy Norwood - Leah
William Shatner - Mayor Phlegmming

“I think peoples' faces are like plasticine malleablise, and not rigid, like bone, as doctors would have us believe. And the shape of the face is determined unconsciously by the brain. So if your brain has a low capacity, you would be both ugly and stupid. But if you've got a reasonably good brain, then it's up to you how to decide to use its...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alison Routledge - Joanne

“Hey look, man, can you tell me who was driving the black Suburban? Huh? Oh he don't know nothin'. His brains is under the end table.”

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett

“- Casey Schuler: How many brain cells did I kill?
- Sam Daniels: How many? About a billion.
- Casey Schuler: Oh, now I'm only as smart as you.
- Sam Daniels: What can we give him to kill his sense of humor?”
Kevin Spacey - Casey Schuler
Dustin Hoffman - Sam Daniels

“- Dr. Steele: Oh God. The brain matrix. It's modeled after your own lower brain functions without the higher functions to control them.
- Coldyron: A brain without a heart... a conscience without recognition... a will without a soul.
- Dr. Steele: If I miss, you're going to be fighting your own base instincts. To combat pure will, you're going...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jayne Smith - Dr. Steele
Richard Gesswein - Coldyron

“Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people.”
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind. I trusted you, Karen.”

Robert Picardo - Eddie Quist

- Glen: During Prohibition, we ran molasses to Canada. Made a fortune.
- Mitch: "Ran molasses to Canada". You should run some brains to your head.
Jon Lovitz - Glen Robbins
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“It kill your brain cells, son. It kill your brain cells! Now when you're destroying your brain cells, your doing the same thing as killing yourself. You just doing it slower! Now, I say, if wanna kill yourself, don't fuck around with it. Go on and do it expeditiously!”

Morgan Freeman - Principal Joe Clark

“- Ramu Gupta: The most powerful sexual organ is your brain. Think about it. Are you thinking?
- Turned On Woman: My whole body is about to think!”
Jimi Mistry - Ramu Gupta
Edythe Bronstein - Turned On Woman

“- Mysterious Woman: This is your brain.
- Toddster: Dude, my brain!
- Mysterious Woman: And this is your brain on drugs!”

Sheri Wenden - Mysterious Woman
Gary Hrbek - Toddster

“- Derek: Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry. We'll need them for analysis.
- Barry: No bloody way mate. You can come down here and do that yourself!”
Sir Peter Jackson - Derek
Pete O'Herne - Barry