Brain quotes

“They say he's got a brain. I wanna see it.”

Gabriel Damon - Hob

“You've a magnificent brain, Moriarty. I admire it. I admire it so much I'd like to present it pickled in alcohol to the London Medical Society.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“- J. Frank Parnell: One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end.
- Otto: Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies?”
Fox Harris - J. Frank Parnell
Emilio Estevez - Otto

“In my life I find that memories of the spirit linger and sweeten long after memories of the brain have faded.”
Harry Connick Jr. - Narrator

“- Swell: Kenny, why don't you save your last three brain cells, you might need them.
- Kenny: I won't!”
Christina Applegate - Swell
Keith Coogan - Kenny

“It comes and goes. Some people have it for five seconds. Some their whole lives. He's a receiver now. Everything's coming in. He can't stop it, he can't slow it down, he can't even figure it out. It's like he's in a tunnel with a flashlight. But the light only comes on every once in a while. He gets a glimpse of something, but not enough to know...” (continue)(continue reading)

Eddie Bo Smith Jr. - Neil the Cop

“Baravelli, you've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.”
Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff

I never woke from this coma, and I never will. I am what doctors call "persistent vegetative" - a vegetable. According to medical experts, I could stay like this for a very long time - brain dead, body better than ever.
Glenn Close - Sunny von Bülow

“If I ever see him again, I'm going to cut open his head and eat his brain.”

Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“You know what you're problem is Bravo? You're so short, your brain is just too close to your asshole.”

Max Gail - Harold

“Don't be so hard on yourself, Clarence. It's not your fault your brain is the same size as your dick!”
Adam Beach - Frank Fencepost

“I've never seen so many brains out of their heads before! I feel like a kid in a candy store.”

Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“TV rots your brains.”
Eda Reiss Merin - Mrs. Sturak

“- Giddy: Did you know it could be dangerous to wake somebody up when they're dreaming, well, because you leave part of your brain behind. And if it happens too many times, you go feeble in the head.
- Sheela: Yeah. You're living proof.”
Portia de Rossi - Giddy
Elle Macpherson - Sheela

“- Frank: What are you looking for, a key?
- Roz: No, I'm lookin' for your brain.”
Denis Colin Leary - Francis 'Frank' O'Brien
Sandra Bullock - Roz

“What a joy to think of all we'll have in common. We'll have conversations worth having.”

William Hickey - Evil Scientist

“- Ludwig Frankenstein: Your dream of power is over, Bohmer. You didn't realize his blood is the same type as Kettering's, but not the same as Ygor's. It will not feed the sensory nerves.
- The Monster: Bohmer! You played me a trick! What good is a brain without eyes to see? What good is a brain without eyes?”

Cedrick Webster Hardwicke - Ludwig Frankenstein
Lon Chaney Jr. - The Monster

“- Ross Jennings: Chris, I'm scared to death.
- Chris Collins: Yeah, we all are, but our brains secrete a neurotransmitter that enables us to deal with them.
- Ross Jennings: I don't think I have that particular neurotransmitter.”
Jeff Daniels - Ross Jennings
Brian McNamara - Chris Collins

“People who confuse brains and luck can get in a whole lot of trouble.”
Steve Forrest - Conrad Hunter

“- Det. Barzak: You know, I cannot figure out why it is every time I talk to that woman I say the wrong thing. Why is that?
- Det. Hazeltine: You always shoot your mouth off before your brain is loaded. That's why.”
Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak
Billy Dee Williams - Det. Hazeltine

“- Olsen: Doctor, were you interested in science as a child?
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I don't know if I was interested so much in the science as I was in the slime that goes along with it. Snakes and frogs. When I saw how slimy the human brain was, I knew that's what I wanted to do with the rest of my life.”
Francis X. McCarthy - Olsen
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

- Billy Maharg: He's gonna knock his brain out doin' that!
- "Sleepy" Bill Burns: What brain? Shoeless Joe is ignorant; Hap Felsch is just dumb.

Richard Edson - Billy Maharg
Chris Lloyd - "Sleepy" Bill Burns

“- Remo Williams: You know, Chiun, you're a real pain in the ass.
- Chiun: That is because it is the shortest route to your brain!”
Fred Ward - Remo Williams
Joel Grey - Chiun

“If brains were birdshit you'd have a clean cage.”
Rodrigo Obregón - Seth Romero

- James T. Kirk: How are we doing?
- McCoy: How are "we" doing? Funny you should put it quite that way, Jim. "We" are doing fine. But I'd feel safer giving him one of my kidneys than what's scrambled in my brain
William Shatner - James T. Kirk
DeForest Kelley - McCoy