Breakfast quotes

“- Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
- Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
- Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!”

Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“I was expectin’ cornflakes and a quickwank, but instead I get some nutter in a fuckin’ Stone Island jumper and a blade in me face.”
Danny Dyer - Tommy Johnson

“- Lady Tremaine: [pointing to Ella's breakfast plate] Who's this for? Is there someone we've forgotten?
- Cinderella: [smiles] It's my place.
- Lady Tremaine: Oh, it seems too much to expect you to prepare breakfast, serve it and to sit with us. Wouldn't you prefer to eat when all the work is done, Ella? Or should I say, Cinderella? Hmm?”
Cate Blanchett - Stepmother
Lily James - Cinderella

“Is this a time to talk of Romans? I've had no breakfast! I'm hungry!”
Claudette Colbert - Cleopatra

“- Mike Pancake: I'm Mike Pancake.
- Jim Spinch: What was your last name?
- Mike Pancake: Pancake
- Jim Spinch: Like breakfast?
- Mike Pancake: It's Greek.
- Jim Spinch: It's delicious.
- Bill Whilmsley: Yum.”
Dave Franco - Mike Pancake
James Marsden - Jim Spinch
Nick Frost - Bill Whilmsley

“You mix your laundry list with your grocery list, you'll end up eating your underwear for breakfast.”
Carrie-Anne Moss - Natalie

“Eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark.”
Christian Slater - Mark Hunter

- Chip: Mom, are you a serial killer?
- Beverly R. Sutphin: The only "serial" I know anything about is Rice Krispies.
Matthew Lillard - Chip
Kathleen Turner - Beverly R. Sutphin

“- Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: He has a system for eating pancakes.
- Barney Coopersmith: So the bottom pancake gets the same amount of syrup as the first.
- Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: He has a system for everything!”
Colleen Camp - Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith
Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith

“How do you like your eggs done in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?”
Ben Affleck - Bartender

“- Ben Bernanke: Lehman's down another 10%.
- Henry Paulson: You are not gonna let me get down a single bite, are you?
- Ben Bernanke: This is why I have oatmeal”

Paul Giamatti - Ben Bernanke
William Hurt - Henry Paulson

“- Earl Bassett: No breakfast?
- Valentine McKee: I did it yesterday. It was baloney and beans.
- Earl Bassett: No, it was eggs. I made eggs. Over easy.
- Valentine McKee: Well, I guess when I'm your age, I'll forget what I eat, too.”
Fred Ward - Earl Bassett
Kevin Bacon - Valentine McKee

“- Henry Dashwood: You like Co-co Puffs?
- Daphne Reynolds: It's chocolate! Need I say more?”
Colin Firth - Henry Dashwood
Amanda Bynes - Daphne Reynolds

“- Dante Marcus: 240 bucks for breakfast?
- Valet: It is the most important meal of the day.”
Titus Welliver - Dante Marcus
William Sadler - Valet

“- Alison Bradbury: And you should see the crap he eats! Cheese balls and beer for breakfast!
- Jason: How do you know what he eats for breakfast?”

Daphne Zuniga - Alison Bradbury
Boyd Gaines - Jason

“- Raymond Babbitt: Maple syrup is supposed to be on the table before the pancakes.
- Charlie Babbitt: We haven't ordered yet, Ray.
- Raymond Babbitt: Of course when they bring the maple syrup after the pancakes, it'll definitely be too late.”
Dustin Hoffman - Raymond Babbitt
Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt

“- Private Spunkmeyer: What's this crap supposed to be?
- Private Frost: Cornbread, I think.
- Corporal Hicks: It's good for you, boy. Eat it.”

Daniel Kash - Private Spunkmeyer
Ricco Ross - Private Frost
Michael Biehn - Corporal Hicks

“- Waiter: Would you like to have anything before lunch?
- Chico: Yes, breakfast.”
William H. O'Brien - Waiter
Chico Marx - Chico

“I don't know why, but I can't enjoy breakfast anywhere but a strip club. My mom used to always cook bacon naked. She would cook bacon all day long.”
David Koechner - Brent Gage

“- Martha: What do you want for breakfast?
- Megs: Beer.”
Kathy Baker - Martha
Robert De Niro - Megs

“You know, I hate breakfast. It makes me want to puke.”
Jace Alexander - Creepy Cody

“Sometimes it's a good day to die, sometimes it's a good day to have breakfast.”
Evan Adams - Thomas Builds-the-Fire

“- Hallie: They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
- Sonny: I know. I'm the one who said it.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Hallie
Robert Redford - Sonny

“- Vinny Gambini: What's this over here?
- Grits Cook: You never heard of grits?
- Vinny Gambini: Sure, I've heard of grits. I just never actually seen a grit before.”

Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini
Lou Walker - Grits Cook

“Nothing is impossible, Father, I often think of 6 impossible things before breakfast.”
Jim Broadbent - Mother