Business quotes

“- Roy Disney: Well? What do you think?
- Walt Disney: It's a barn.
- Roy Disney: It's our company's headquarters.”
Jon Heder - Roy Disney
Thomas Ian Nicholas - Walt Disney

“- Rev. Macpherson: You want to buy my church?
- Mac MacIntyre: Not as a going concern.”
Gyearbuor Asante - Rev Macpherson
Peter Riegert - Mac

“- David Packouz: Do you seriously want to drive to Baghdad?
- Efraim Diveroli: David, we're gun runners. Let's go run some guns.”
Miles Teller - David Packouz
Jonah Hill - Efraim Diveroli

“Every credit card application we send in, we get two more in the mail. Here's one from some bank I've never heard of, in North Dakota. Fill it out. Fill them all in. It's the last great pyramid scheme in America.”

William H. Macy - James Gordon

“Storks don't deliver babies anymore! If anyone finds out about this, I am dead meat!”
Andy Samberg - Junior

“One of the reasons I love Brown Valley so much is that when you do business here, chances are good you know the person you're dealing with.”

Ed Helms - Tim Lippe

“Business has to change the way it does business, or we will make no significant changes in the way we relate to the earth.”
William Dennis Weaver

“They'll be shooting each other like rabbits for the control of the booze business!”

Tully Marshall - Managing Editor

“You know what the business community thinks of you? They think that a hundred years ago you were living in tents out here in the desert chopping each other's heads off and that's where you'll be in another hundred years.”

Matt Damon - Bryan Woodman

“- Mike Santini: This isn't the way to the Manhattan Bank of Commerce.
- Eddie Meyers: I wouldn't begin to trust a bank that engages in money-laundring.”
Rob Lowe - Mike Santini
Sam Neill - Eddie Meyers

“- Moberg: Maybe I can interest you gentlemen in something else.
- Kemp: Like what? Death?
- Moberg: Like the most powerful drug in the history of narcotics. I'm not at liberty to discuss or disclose; all I can tell you is: this stuff is so powerful, they give it to communists.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Moberg
Johnny Depp - Kemp

“My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.”
Ray Romano

“- David Packouz: I thought you said that you sold like seized weapons to gun nuts on the internet.
- Efraim Diveroli: Not anymore. Now I only sell to one gun nut.
- David Packouz: Oh yeah? Which one?
- Efraim Diveroli: The U.S military, motherfucker!... Wanna do a bong hit?”
Miles Teller - David Packouz
Jonah Hill - Efraim Diveroli

“There is violence in Chicago. But not by me, and not by anybody who works for me, and I'll tell you why because it's bad for business.”
Robert De Niro - Al Capone

“Studies have shown that regulatory burden and compliance is one of the most significant costs to a small bank, substantially more than anything other than your payroll.”
Bill Dana

“You can't run a global network of interconnected cells from a cave.”
Jessica Chastain - Maya

“- Timothy McWinters: If we close this deal, I want to make love to a woman, wheelbarrow position.
- Mike Pancake: How is it a wheelbarrow?
- Timothy McWinters: One person's legs is being held up...
- Mike Pancake: Does that feel good?
- Pretty German Girl: No.”
Tom Wilkinson - Timothy McWinters
Dave Franco - Mike Pancake
Jil Funke - Pretty German Girl

“- Joey Naylor: Do I have flexible morals?
- Nick Naylor: Let's say you became a lawyer and you were asked to defend a murderer worse than that, a child murderer now, the law states that every person deserves a fair trial, would you defend him?
- Joey Naylor: I don't know, I guess every person deserves a fair defense.
- Nick Naylor: So do...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cameron Bright - Joey Naylor
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“- Chris Halloran: You believe in this?
- Walter Paisley - Bookstore Owner: What am I, an idiot? I'm makin' a buck here. You want books, I got books. I got chicken blood, I got dog embryos, I got black candles, I got wolf-bane. Look at this: silver bullets. Some joker ordered them. Thirty-ought-six. Never picked 'em up. I take Bank AmeriCard,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dennis Dugan - Chris Halloran
Dick Miller - Walter Paisley - Bookstore Owner

“- Mack's Assistant: Tim Geithner's calling again.
- John Mack: Cover your ears. You tell Tim Geithner to fucking blow me. I'm trying to save my company.”
Jill Dalton - Mack's Assistant
Tony Shalhoub - John Mack

“- Ray Kroc: Look, if you don't wanna make a profit, that's fine. But don't stop the rest of us.
- Dick McDonald: Us?
- Ray Kroc: Us, as in everyone but you.”
Michael Keaton - Ray Kroc
Nick Offerman - Dick McDonald

“Commerce is our goal, here.”
Joe Turkel - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

“- Paul Mason: Blood, Mr. Chase. You can have all the voyages under your belt you want, but blood will always win out.
- Owen Chase: Yes, well, blood is not gonna fill a ship with oil, Mr. Mason.”
Donald Sumpter - Paul Mason
Chris Hemsworth - Owen Chase

“Selling love will make you rich. That's what my mother taught me. Just don't put your heart in it.”
Helen Mirren - Grace Bontempo

“- Reginald: What would I do? Simple. I'd float a rumor that we're the object of a takeover bid. And as soon as our stock went up, I'd sell.
- School Teacher: That's not only unethical, Reginald, it's illegal.
- Reginald: I'm only 12. I can't be held legally responsible.
- School Teacher: Hmm, good point.”

Justin Zaremby - Reginald
Ben Stein - School Teacher