Cars quotes

“- Mike Hammer: Let's get out of here.
- Joe Butler: How?
- Mike Hammer: We'll take the Cherokee. Let's go.
- Joe Butler: There's no gas in it.
- Mike Hammer: No gas? What do you mean, no gas? Who owns a truck with no gas?”
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
Geoffrey Lewis - Joe Butler

“- Shirlee: I'm returning the car. It came with the job.
- Gordon: Wherever you go you'll need a car.
- Shirlee: Nobody needs a 60 thousand dollar car. Besides, I'm not really a Mercedes, I'm just a plain ol' Pontiac... maybe a Chevy.”
Dolly Parton - Shirlee
Keith MacKechnie - Gordon

“- Sister Margaretta: Reverend Mother, I have sinned.
- Sister Berthe: I, too, Reverend Mother.
- Mother Abbess: What is this sin, my children?
[the nuns look at each other, then reveal from under their robes the distributor and coil they have removed from the Germans' cars]”

Anna Lee - Sister Margaretta
Portia Nelson - Sister Berthe
Peggy Wood - Mother Abbess

“It's a commodity, to be bought and sold like anything on this earth.”

Eugene Roche - Ed McGrath

“Hey, that's a pretty nice car, man. Better get it back to the circus before they find out it's gone.”
Cheech Marin - Cheech

“- Jack Traven: Stop! L.A.P.D! Get out of the car!
- Jaguar Owner: Hey man, this is my car, I own this car, it's not stolen.
- Jack Traven: [pulls gun out and points it at him] It is now. Move over.”
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven
Glenn Plummer - Jaguar Owner

“- Marcellus Washburn: I heard you was in steam automobiles.
- Harold Hill: I was... till someone actually 'invented' one!”
Buddy Hackett - Marcellus Washburn
Robert Preston - Harold Hill

“- Trumaine: Don't worry baby, this my uncle's car, he lets me borrow it whenever I want.
- Marvel: Oh yeah! Then why did you have to hot-wire it?!”
Wesley Snipes - Trumaine
Willie J. Walton - Marvel

“- Hudson Hawk: You're supposed to be all cracked up at the bottom of the hill!
- Tommy Five-Tone: Airbags! Can you fucking believe it?
- Anna Baragli: You're supposed to be blown up into fiery chunks of flesh!
- Tommy Five-Tone: Sprinkler system set up in the back!”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Danny Aiello - Tommy Five-Tone
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli

“- Richard Clark: Victoria, could you give me a ride home? I seem to have misplaced my car.
- Victoria Chapell: Oh, don't worry about it. All the teachers loose their car on their first day.”
Jon Lovitz - Richard Clark
Tia Carrere - Victoria Chapell

“- Ben Chapelski: To the Orgazmobile!
- Joe Young: What?
- Ben Chapelski: My Buick Century!”
Dian Bachar - Ben Chapleski
Trey Parker - Joe Young

“- Body Guard #2: A bomb!
- Body Guard #1: No, that's the muffler.”

Damon Wayans - Body Guard #2
Franklyn Ajaye - Body Guard #1

“- Roger Murtaugh: This was a new car, Riggs...
- Martin Riggs: Well, it still is!”

Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

- Shelly: Oh, shit.
- Vera: "Oh, shit" is right! Let's get outta here!

Larry Zerner - Shelly
Catherine Parks - Vera

“Don't tailgate! Don't you ever tailgate! Do you know how much space is needed to stop a car traveling at 35 miles per hour? Six car lengths! Six fuckin' car lengths! That's a hundred and six fuckin' feet, mister! If I had to stop suddenly, you woulda hit me! I want you to get a fuckin' driver's manual, and I want you to study that motherfucker!...” (continue)(continue reading)

Louis Eppolito - Ed

“- Neil Hamilton: Dean, you can't ignore this.
- Dean White: This is, uh, just a car accident.
- Neil Hamilton: Since when do cars eat your liver?”
Paul Coufos - Neil Hamilton
David B. Nichols - Dean White

“- Benjy Taylor: How about this one?
- Ted Varrick: Italian trash... besides, I only steal Porsches.”

D.B. Sweeney - Benjy Taylor
Charlie Sheen - Ted Varrick

“- Dr. Franz Tobel: You would take the Nazis' own car?
- Sherlock Holmes: One must adapt oneself to the tools at hand.”
William Post Jr. - Dr. Franz Tobel
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“- Dick Goodwin: You know, money isn't everything.
- Sandra Goodwin: I'm not the one who came home with a Chrysler catalogue.”
Rob Morrow - Dick Goodwin
Mira Sorvino - Sandra Goodwin