Ceremony quotes

“- Worf: Captain, I do not think it is appropriate for a Starfleet officer to appear... naked.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, come now. A big, handsome, strapping fellow like you? What can you be afraid of?”

Michael Dorn - Worf
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard

“- Rozalin Focker: See that's Greg getting circumcised.
- Bernie Focker: We had the ceremony at my parents' house. There was a cold snap and the heat conked out. Tell it.
- Rozalin Focker: The heater conked out. No matter how hard he tried, the mohel couldn't coax Greggie's tiny little turtle from it's shell.
- Greg Focker: You know what? Let's...” (continue)(continue reading)

Barbra Streisand - Rozalin Focker
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“An awards ceremony is like a Thai massage. If you don't know that there's gonna be a happy ending, there's no point in lying down.”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“On behalf the people of Earth, happy Fourth of July.”

Bill Pullman - President Whitmore

“How many Lizzies does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but it only take's one to screw up a graduation!”
Ashlie Brillault - Kate Sanders

I'd like to make a toast. To "Good Vibrations", Brian's pocket symphony to God. And the biggest selling single the Beach Boys ever had. Ever!
Erin Darke - Marilyn Wilson

“What, in life, does not deserve celebrating?”
Matthew Goode - Adrian Veidt

“It's psychotic! People keep coming up with new ways to celebrate mediocrity, but if someone is genuinely exceptional...”

Craig T. Nelson - Bob Parr

“It's the Fourth of July, let's show 'em some fireworks.”
Jessie T. Usher - Dylan Hiller

“I heard a knock at the door. There was an old lady. They were headed to my dads workshop. I could hear chanting, they were wearing robes. There was a black mask. I think they were following me.”
Ethan Hawke - Angela Grey

“- Anna Coleman: So, let's do this thingy.
- Ryan: You mean our wedding rehearsal?”
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Mark Harmon - Ryan

“- Beverly Young: Are you coming to my wedding?
- Kit McDermott: Oh, I don't... I don't have anything to wear.
- Beverly Young: That's okay.
- Kit McDermott: You mean I don't have to wear anything?”
Daphne Zuniga - Beverly Young
Dermot Mulroney - Kit McDermott

“Oh, God, my Lord, I now begin. Oh, help me and I’ll leave my sin. For I repent and thou shall be. Thru evil I will turn to thee. Whomever shall destroy my faith. For I repent and thou shall be.”
Harvey Scrimshaw - Caleb

“There's always three things involved. A murdered family, a house, and some form of offering.”
James Ransone - Ex-Deputy So & So

“- Gail: I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!
- Beth: Well, I hope it's not jumbo shrimp, because I'm allergic to oxymorons! ”
Molly Shannon - Gail
Janeane Garofalo - Beth

Jason says "Lie lie lie lie, til death do us part" blah blah blah. And she says yes, and he says yes and it's kissie kissie kissie and congratulations.

Vanessa Redgrave - Robin Lerner

“- Carmen: We have gathered here today to celebrate a magical gift that has been given to us...
- Tibby: Then why had we to pay for it?”
America Ferrera - Carmen
Amber Tamblyn - Tibby

“- Helen Parr: I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation!
- Bob Parr: It's not a graduation. He is moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade.
- Helen Parr: It's a ceremony!”
Holly Hunter - Helen Parr
Craig T. Nelson - Bob Parr

“- SpongeBob: And after the promotion ceremony, we're gonna party till we're purple.
- Patrick Star: Yay! I love being purple!”
Tom Kenny - SpongeBob
Bill Fagerbakke - Patrick Star

“- Sylvia: I thought it might be enchanting to have the bridesmaids in little jodhpurs and carrying riding crops festumed with baby's breath.
- Lillian Brooks: That could be enchanting. In a stable.”
Renée Taylor - Sylvia
Lauren Bacall - Lillian Brooks

- Rochester: So you and I must say goodbye?
- Jane Eyre: Yes, sir.
- Rochester: And how does one perform that ceremony? Teach me, I am not quite up to it.
- Jane Eyre: They say "farewell" or any other form they prefer.
- Rochester: Farewell, Miss Eyre. At the present. Is that all?
- Jane Eyre: Yes, sir.
- Rochester: Then we shake hands.
William Hurt - Rochester
Charlotte Gainsbourg - Jane Eyre

“- Fredrick Zoller: This night is for you, me, the German military, the High Command, their family and friends. The only people who should be allowed in the room are the people who will be moved by the exploits on the screen.
- Joseph Goebbels: I see your public speaking has improved.”
Daniel Brühl - Fredrick Zoller
Sylvester Groth - Joseph Goebbels

“Church wants you on your place. Kneel, stand, kneel, stand. If you go for that sort of thing, I don't know what to do for you.”
Jack Nicholson - Frank Costello

“- British Officer: You're seven minutes late, Mr. Collins.
- Michael Collins: You've kept us waiting 700 years. You can have your seven minutes.”

Richard Ingram - British Officer
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins

“- SpongeBob: Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony?
- Plankton: No, I'm not on my way to the grand opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!”
Tom Kenny - SpongeBob
Mr. Lawrence - Plankton