Character quotes

“What you are, Barry, is a fuckin' suit salesman with a big mouth. Let's call a spade a spade.”
Alec Baldwin - Dan

“- Nina Barona: I'm a little better than you think, Mr. O'Brien.
- Bill O'Brien: That wouldn't be hard.”
Rita Hayworth - Nina Barona
Douglas Fairbanks Jr. - Bill O'Brien

“For five minutes, could you not be yourself?”

Mike Myers - Shrek

“You know what it is? Stupidity, greed or pride that makes people like us kill each other? We should be taking over the Ford Motor company instead of killing each other. But I understand what the problem is. It's people like you. You cannot be trusted, not trustworthy. It is the flaw in the criminal character.”

Christopher Walken - Ray

“- Eilonwy: Aren't you charming?
- Gurgi: And pungent, too.”
Susan Sheridan - Eilonwy
John Byner - Gurgi

“I am the very bottle of a Perrier that's mineral!”
Derek Metzger - Major-General Stanley

“- Adam: When you throw a bunch of people together in the forest, they become something more than just a bunch of people together in the forest.
- Talia: Personality traits blend into one another: sweet, bitter, moral, immoral, overconfident, overwhelmed.
- Wendy: A strange environment is created, one in which anything that happens to anyone,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jordan Bridges - Adam
Emily Bergl - Talia
Dominique Swain - Wendy

“The way we look at the world is the way we really are. See it from a fair garden and everything looks cheerful. Climb to a higher plateau and you'll see plunder and murder.”
Bob Dylan - Jack Fate

“- Artemus Gordon: Gypsy, queen... pirate... How about this? You can come as my manservant.
- James West: Master Gordon, I swear, I'd be delghted! I sing, I dance for you sir and I swear none of the other white folks will know. I'd rather shoot myself than play your damn manservant.”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West

“- Cammie: I'm Cammie, the Russian tease.
- Violet Sanford: Violet, the Jersey nun.
- Cammie: That one's Rachel, the New York bitch. We all play our little parts. Only Rachel really is a bitch, and I really am a tease.”

Izabella Miko - Cammie
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford

“Certain work needs to be experienced all at once in order for one to appreciate the full force of it's character.”
Thomas Jay Ryan - Henry Fool

You know that Shakespearean admonition, "To thine own self be true"? It's premised on the idea that "thine own self" is something pretty good, being true to which is commendable. But what if "thine own self" is not so good? What if it's pretty bad? Would it be better, in that case, not to be true to thine own self?... See, that's my situation.
Chris Eigeman - Des

“Build up your resolve, not your genitals!”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. John Harvey Kellogg

“My brother, your father, he and I. Opposites. But I never doubted his love. He would do anything for me. But his temper. Clouded his judgement. I don't want to see the same thing happen to you.”

Al Pacino - Michael Corleone

“- Kiara: My father said there was a darkness in Scar that he couldn't escape.
- Kovu: Maybe there's a darkness in me too.”
Neve Campbell - Kiara
Jason Marsden - Kovu

“It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. It is our choices.”
Richard Harris - Albus Dumbledore

“Birthdays aren't important when you don't have a real identity.”
Tony Leung Chiu-Wai - Alan

“Even if he's a bit queer, he's a gentleman.”

Malcolm Keen - Joe, a police detective

“- Jack Baker: Listen to me, princess. We fucked twice. That's it. Once the sweat dries, you still don't know shit about me. Got it?
- Susie Diamond: I know one thing. While Frank Baker was home putting his kids to sleep last night, little brother Jack was out dusting off his dreams for a few minutes. I was there. I saw it in your face. You're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker
Michelle Pfeiffer - Susie Diamond

“Sometimes I thought my mother was smart and really beautiful. Other times I worried a nest of spiders was living in her hair and they were eating through her skull and chewing on her brain.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Harriet Frankovitz

“Any man who risks his neck to save a dog's life isn't going to kill someone for gold teeth.”
Andrew Stevens - Alvin

“- Carolyn McDuffy: Some people have this mystery about them that you can't get out of your head. Do you know what I mean?
- Chippy McDuffy: No dear, sounds terrible... is this person a boy?
- Carolyn McDuffy: But it's not romantic or anything.
- Chippy McDuffy: Well, I hope this mystery has nothing to do with this young man being from a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christina Ricci - Carolyn McDuffy
Lisa Banes - Chippy McDuffy

“The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”
Jay Goede - Mewtwo

“- Peter Wright: Realistically, like, what are the odds that he's, like, some extra super double terrific guy.
- Kate: 10 billion to one?
- Peter Wright: Exactly.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Peter Wright
Bonnie Hunt - Kate

“- Malcolm Crowe: Vincent Gray. I do remember you. Quiet, very smart, compassionate. Unusually compassionate.
- Vincent Gray: You forgot cursed.”
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe
Donnie Wahlberg - Vincent Grey