Childhood quotes

“- Indiana Jones: I can remeber the last time we had a drink together. I had a milkshake. But, we didn't talk, we've never talked. Only if you were a regular dad just like the other boy's dad, this would be different.
- Professor Henry Jones: I was a wonderful father.”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Sir Sean Connery - Professor Henry Jones

“- Miles Russell: You have much more hair in your nose than my dad.
- Buck Russell: How nice of you to notice.
- Miles Russell: I'm a kid, that's my job.”
Macaulay Culkin - Miles Russell
John Candy - Buck Russell

“- Simba: You will stay where I can keep an eye on you, away from him!
- Kiara: You don't know him!
- Simba: I know he's following in Scar's pawprints, and I must follow in my father's.
- Kiara: You will never be Mufassa!”
Matthew Broderick - Simba
Neve Campbell - Kiara

“- Stoick: When I was a boy...
- Gobber: Oh here we go.
- Stoick: My father told me to bang my head against a rock and I did it! I thought I was crazy, but I didn't question him. And you know what happened?
- Gobber: You got a headache.
- Stoick: That rock split in two! It taught me what a Viking can do, Gobber, he can, he can crush mountains,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gerard Butler - Stoick
Craig Ferguson - Gobber

“- Jerry Conlaine: Well I was a boy scout. Tom, you were a boy scout, weren't you?
- Tom Marshall: No, but I ate a brownie once.”
Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine
Dax Shepard - Tom Marshall

“- Clear Rivers: When I was a kid, like six or seven, I used to worry so much about my parents dying. Lying awake at night, just worrying.
- Alex Browning: Most kids do, I guess.
- Clear Rivers: Most kids never have it happen.”
Ali Larter - Clear Rivers
Devon Sawa - Alex Browning

“- Audrey Davis: You treat me like a child, I am not a child!
- Helen Harris: Yes, you are, you are a child Audrey and you deserve a childhood and you should fight for it but if you won't, then I will. Now give me your fake I.D.”
Hayden Panettiere - Audrey Davis
Kate Hudson - Helen Harris

“Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome.”
Sandra Bullock - Birdee Pruitt

“By the time I was ten, playing baseball got to be like eating vegetables or taking out the garbage. So when I was 14, I started to refuse. Could you believe that? An American boy refusing to play catch with his father.”
Kevin Costner - Ray Kinsella

“You know... I used to weigh like 200 pounds. But then I told myself if I didn't lose at least 90 pounds before I turned 14, I'd kill myself.”
Mandy Moore - Sally Kendoo

“You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of
pure magic.”
George Carlin

“I took the stairs and felt like my childhood took the elevator.”
Drew Barrymore

“Peter Pan, pixie dust... childish nonsense.”
Harriet Owen - Jane

“- Rufio: Do you know what I wish?
- Peter Pan: What?
- Rufio: I wish I had a dad... like you.”

Dante Basco - Rufio
Robin Williams - Peter Banning

“My childhood was like the Shawshank Redemption, except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!”
Vince Vaughn - Brad

One day my dad said, "Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside", and I said, "okay, Pop". But he didn't really say that, he said, "stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job".

Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback

“When I was little, I wanted a bicycle for my birthday, but my parents got me a baseball glove. So you know what I did? I pretended that baseball glove was a bicycle, and rode it to school every day. True story.”
Greg Germann - The Agent

“Mom died when I was three, and I suppose Dad did the best he could. Instead of Mother Goose, I was put to bed at night to stories of Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, and the great Shoeless Joe Jackson.”
Kevin Costner - Ray Kinsella

“My audience loves me. And I love them. And they love me for lovin' them and I love them for lovin' me. And we love each other. And that's 'cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And that's showbiz, kid.”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart

“- Jamie Bashant: Does anyone know why he's so angry?
- John: Well he was probably beaten as a child.
- Hurly: Oh well, I hope.”

Brendan Fraser - Jamie Bashant
Daniel Stern - John Whitman
Neal McDonough - Hurly

“Look, I was a kid once. I remember being grounded a whole week and not being allowed to go to my best friend's bachelor party.”

Mark DeCarlo - Hugh Neutron

“- Annie: What's going on here?
- Greg Proffitt: He's upset because he can't read.
- Annie: Well he's a small child.
- Greg Proffitt: He can't read for a small child either.
- Charlie Proffitt: The teacher makes fun of him.”

Goldie Hawn - Annie
Jamie Wild - Greg

“Kids, at age 12, I weighed 319 pounds. I had bad skin, low self-esteem, and no self-respect. Now, I eat success for breakfast, with skim milk.”
Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis

“- Vince McCain: What about a small advance on my inheritance?
- Rod McCain: What inheritance?
- Vince McCain: I'm your son! You have to leave me something.
- Rod McCain: Why?
- Vince McCain: 'Cause you screwed up my whole childhood!
- Rod McCain: How could I have? I wasn't even there.”

Kevin Kline - Vince McCain
Kevin Kline - Rod McCain

“Life's funny. To a kid, time always drags. Suddenly you're fifty. All that's left of your childhood... fits in a rusty little box.”
Maurice Bénichou - Dominique Bretodeau