Childhood quotes

“- Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants?
- Greg the Soccer Player: That was like 8 years ago, asshole!
- Seth: People don't forget!”
Jonah Hill - Seth
Dave Franco - Greg the Soccer Player

“- James Fitzmaurice: Don't you remember? Cousins can do things that other people can't. And we were more than children before anyone knew what we were up to.
- Juliana: Even we didn't know.”
Richard R. Grant - James Fitzmaurice
Greta Scacchi - Juliana

Johnny was the only guy who could out-disgust me. When we were kids we had gross-out contests. I coughed a pile of phlegm on a table, he said "nice try" and pulled out a straw.
Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane

“- Mother of 9-Year-Old Girl: I have a girl of nine who won't listen to what's right. She always does what's wrong. What should I do?
- Larry Haines: Wait ten years, and if there's no improvement... send me her number.”

Nell Craig - Mother of 9-Year-Old Girl
Bob Hope - Larry Haines

“The end of my innocence and childhood began in 1957. It is remarkable to me now just how little I knew then about the people around me. It took me years to figure out exactly what the truth was, especially given my brother's knack at inventing facts.”

Michael Keaton - Narrator

“Number 1, I don't remember how often I used to jerk off, but it was a lot. Number 2, I wasn't pissed off at my dad, even when I was old enough to know what he and mom were doing in the bedroom. Number 3, I don't look in the toilet before I flush it. Number 4, I haven't wet my bed for a long time. Number 5, why don't the two of you go fuck...” (continue)(continue reading)

Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran

“Allison: The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.”
Zooey Deschanel - Allison

“I am lived a wild life as a child. I made wings from canvas and bamboo. I wished to navigate the atmosphere like a bird; instead I studied gravity, and plunged forty feet from the mill roof.”
John Carroll Lynch - Artist

“- Preacher: You weren't the sunny kid in your class, were you?
- Carter Blake: I never went to class.”
LL Cool J - Preacher
Thomas Jane - Carter Blake

“- Emmett: I can't believe you just called me a butthead. I don't think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade.
- Elle Woods: Maybe not to your face.”
Luke Wilson - Emmett
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“Had a bad childhood? We can fix it!”

Bill Paxton - Jim Reston

“- Peter La Fleur: Hang on a second. You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser?
- Justin: Yeah. Why?
- Peter La Fleur: Nothing. High school's changed a bit since I was a kid.”
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Justin Long - Justin

“- News Reporter: Is that why you've strapped a bomb to your chest?
- Tommy: Oh, this isn't a bomb. These are road flares.
- Zalinsky: Road flares? Did you live under power lines as a kid, or something?
- Tommy: Ha ha ha, why?”

Sandi Stahlbrand - News Reporter
Chris Farley - Tommy
Dan Aykroyd - Zalinsky

“- Judge Fielding: That's quite enough horseplay, Nels. Try and act your age.
- Nels Gudmundsson: I think if I did that, Your Honor, I'd be dead.”
James Cromwell - Judge Fielding
Max von Sydow - Nels Gudmundsson

“Where would we be without our painful childhoods?”
Brian Cox - Dr. Finch

“- Charley Butts: I turned 35 today. Some birthday! When's your birthday?
- Frank Morris: I don't know.
- Charley Butts: Geez, what kind of childhood did you have?
- Frank Morris: Short.”
Larry Hankin - Charley Butts
Clint Eastwood - Frank Morris

“- Gloria: My mother died when I was six.
- Arthur Bach: Son of a bitch! Don't they know what they do to kids?
- Gloria: My father raped me when I was twelve.
- Arthur Bach: So, you had six relatively good years? I'm sorry. Listen, my father screwed me, too.”
Anne De Salvo - Gloria
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach

“- Data: My operation depends on specifications that do not change. I will never know the experience of growing up or tripping over my own feet.
- Artim: But you've never had adults telling you what to do all the time, or bedtimes, or having to eat food you don't like.
- Data: I would gladly accept the requirement of a bedtime in exchange for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brent Spiner - Data
Michael Welch - Artim

“- Tracy Tzu: You're acting like a child.
- Stanley White: Well, a great man is one who in manhood still keeps the heart of a child.”
Ariane - Tracy Tzu
Mickey Rourke - Stanley White

“Most adults tend to romanticize childhood, which is absolutely delusional. I mean, most childhood fears are as great or more so than adult fears.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Peter McGowan

“Being an only child, educated entirely by private tutors my whole life, I'm looking forward to interact with children for the first time.”
Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis Jr.

“Some gang of cutthroats and murderers. We used to whisper your names when we were kids, scared to say them out loud. How sad you got old.”

Jane Seymour Fonda - Cat Ballou

“Cereal? I've been drinking coffee since I was three.”
David Spade - Dickie Roberts

“- Kevin McCallister: So give it a shot, for your granddaughter anyway. I'm sure she misses you and the presents.
- Old Man Marley: I send her a check.
- Kevin McCallister: I wish my grandparents did that. They always send me clothes. Last year I got a sweater with a big bird knitted on it.
- Old Man Marley: That's nice.
- Kevin McCallister: Not...” (continue)(continue reading)
Roberts Blossom - Old Man Marley
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister