Children quotes

“I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.”
Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“Here's the Remains of the Day lunchbox. Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier.”
Christopher Guest - Corky St. Clair

“I don't know what happened to your kid, Ed. But I understand he was a bit of a snoop. Poked his nose around in a lot of dangerous places where he didn't really belong. Now, suppose I went up to your town, New York, and I started messing around with the Mafia. I wind up dead in the East River. And my wife or my father complains to the police...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charles Cioffi - Captain Ray Tower

“I really need you to stay close to me, I need you to look where you're going, ok?”

Lyriq Bent - Jordan

“Look, you've got to treat this like any other police situation. You walk into it showing fear, you're dead. And those kids know you're scared.”

Pamela Reed - Phoebe

“- Courtney Collins: How did you know?
- Ex-Deputy So & So: [sadly] Because he reminded me of myself when I was a kid.”

James Ransone - Ex-Deputy So & So

“I've been writing songs since I was a kid, but my arrangements sound like some cheesy Saturday morning cartoon or something.”
Hilary Duff - Teresa 'Terri' Fletcher

“- Hubert Downs: Iris? Howdya like to marry me, huh?
- Iris Augen: Hubert! You mean it?
- Hubert Downs: Sure. We'll settle down, have a couple of kids.
- Iris Augen: Yeah, one like you and one like me!
- Hubert Downs: Perfect!”
Stephen Furst - Hubert Downs
Mews Small - Iris Augen

“You know what I hate about myself? I know what people taste like. I know babies taste the best.”
Ed Harris - Curtis

“- Caitlin Rose: Why you choose to have this baby? I mean, you don't care about Jace and he sure as hell doesn't care about the two of you.
- Abby: It's hard to explain. I guess I felt that this way. At least I'd have somebody love me.”
Tiffani Thiessen - Caitlin Rose
Maureen Flannigan - Abby

“American kids did die and are still dying, just not the ones you care about apparently.”

Jeremy Renner - Gary Webb

“- Bors: I like the little bastards. They mean something to me. Especially Number Three! He's a good fighter!
- Lancelot: That's because he's mine.”

Ray Winstone - Bors
Ioan Gruffudd - Lancelot

“It's the kids, it's the kids, it's the kids, it's the kids... [shouting] Deputy!”

Lucas Jade Zumann - Milo

“- Mike Teavee: Die! Die! Die!
- Mr. Teavee: Doesn't seem like they stay kids very long.”

Jordan Fry - Mike Teavee
Adam Godley - Mr. Teavee

“- Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: You can't possibly marry me. I can't let that happen.
- Julian Grayraven: Is it that you don't love me?
- Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: No! It's not that, it's... bare with me. I'm cursed. I can't have children. I'm barren.”
Debbi Morgan - Mozelle Batiste Delacroix
Vondie Curtis-Hall - Julian Grayraven

“- Rita: I'd like a grandchild. So, shoot me.
- Kate: All right, Ma. Well, you'll be happy to know I'm looking into getting some eggs frozen.
- Rita: Wonderful. I can tell everyone I'm having a grandsicle.”
Olympia Dukakis - Rita
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

- Shredder: Babies! They're babies!
- Professor Jordan Perry: What did you expect? They'd come out quoting "Macbeth"?
- Shredder: They are stupid!
- Professor Jordan Perry: Well, they're not stupid, they're infants.
François Chau - Shredder
David Warner - Professor Jordon Perry

“They gotta learn that presents don't just show up under a Christmas tree. I'd like to see these turkeys go out and earn seventeen million dollars. They wouldn't even know where to begin.”

Owen Wilson - Steve

“I was not a lovable child, and I'd grown into a deeply unlovable adult. Draw a picture of my soul, and it'd be a scribble with fangs.”
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“- Will Smith: What's your daughter's name?
- Ollie Trinke: Gertrude.
- Will Smith: Damn, why'd you do that man?”
Will Smith - Himself
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“- Katherine Thorn: What's the matter, those other kids didn't want to play with you?
- Damien: They're afraid.”
Julia Stiles - Katherine Thorn
Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick - Damien

“Where were the police when the Nazis threw the children into the trucks?”
Gaspard Ulliel - Hannibal Lecter

“And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them!”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“- Marlin: How do you know if they're ready?
- Crush: Well, you never really know, but when they know, you know, y'know?”
Albert Brooks - Marlin
Andrew Stanton - Crush

“- Debbie Griswold: Hey, you know, you never told us why you keep that teddy bear on the front of your truck.
- Trucker: Oh, it makes the kids feel more comfortable.
- Rusty Griswold: Oh yeah? You have kids?
- Trucker: No.”
Christina Applegate - Debbie Griswold
Norman Reedus - Trucker
Ed Helms - Rusty Griswold