Children quotes

“- Count Vladislaus Dracula: You're too late, my friend! My children live!
- Van Helsing: Then the only way to kill them is to kill you.
- Count Vladislaus Dracula: Correct.
- Van Helsing: So be it.”
Richard Roxburgh - Dracula
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing

“- Ted Kramer: What's up? Tell me. What? What's the matter?
- Joanna Kramer: I woke up this morning, kept thinking about Billy and I was thinking about him waking up in his room with his little clouds all around that I painted and I thought I should have painted clouds downtown because then he would think that he was waking up at home. I came...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dustin Hoffman - Ted Kramer
Meryl Streep - Joanna Kramer

My mum always said: "It's a dog-eat-dog world, son. You get them before they get you. Eat your greens. Stop embarrassing me in front of the neighbors. Maybe it would best if you leave home and never come back!". She wasn't even my real mum. She bought me from a man.
Jason Barry - Valentine

“- Lil' Pete: Where do babies come from?
- Frank Stockburn: Well, son, the mom just poops 'em out.”
Taylor Lautner - Lil pete
Nick Nolte - Frank Stockburn

“- Andrea Phillips: I know this is what we do. This is our life. But it just seems like... the world is moving so fast... right now things are changing so much.
- Captain Richard Phillips: They sure are. I'll tell you something. It's not gonna be easy for our kids. They'll be going into a different world than the one you and I came into.”
Catherine Keener - Andrea Phillips
Tom Hanks - Captain Richard Phillips

“Those are the kids in my class. Kids in uniforms don't smile very much.”
Joseph Cross - Joshua Beal

“Here on Stork Mountain we take baby delivery seriously. I'm here to finally unveil our new and improved Human Infant Production Facility.”
Kelsey Grammer - Hunter

“That obstinate, suspicious, egocentric, maddening and lovable genius of a problem child.”
Mary Pickford On Sir Charlie Chaplin

“The great comedians imitate children. That's their ability.”
Hal Roach

“I believe in the complete innocence of children. They have no idea of good and evil. It's an acquired taste.”
Sam Peckinpah

- Paul Philips: Franny! Watch your mouth!
- Franny Philips: Daddy, you're such a prude!
- Paul Philips: I didn't say "shit" until I was eighteen years old... and no one thought I was retarded.

John Lithgow - Paul Philips
Trini Alvarado - Franny Philips

“Give me somethin' that says, 'I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jag-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day I get up...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jason Sudeikis - David Clark

“You are all my children, and you're lost because you follow blind leaders. No more false gods. I'm here now.”
Oscar Isaac - Apocalypse

“- Wailing Woman: Why did I do it? Why did I do it? Why did I do it?
- Halina: She's getting on my nerves. What did she do, for God's sake?
- Father: She smothered her baby.”
Katarzyna Bargielowska - Wailing Woman
Jessica Kate Meyer - Halina
Frank Finlay - Father

“Let the weight of our loss fuel you. Let the weight of our dead embolden you. Let the weight of our hope drive you to victory. Can you do that?”

Liev Schreiber - Colonel Vosch

“How can I do my job as a mother, if you don't do your job as a kid?”

Christine Ebersole - Rose Zsigmond

“When they get older and you can't give them as much as other children, they're ashamed of you. And when you give them everything and put them through college, they're ashamed of you.”

Maurice Moscovitch - Max Rubens

“I have one child, I don't need another.”
Lindsay Crouse - Anne Strieber

Before you have a kid, everyone tells you, "It's the best thing you'll ever do." And as soon as you get the baby back from the hospital, those same people are like, "Don't worry, it gets better."
Adam Horovitz - Fletcher

“Long ago, people in England sent their children by train with labels around their necks, so they could be taken care of by complete strangers in the country side where it was safe.”

Imelda Staunton - Aunt Lucy

“- Ula's Kid: Daddy, what's a nympho?
- Ula: Uh, the nympho is the state bird of Ohio.”
Tache Uesugi - Ula's Kid
Rob Schneider - Ula

“This family has a history with those schools. And I think the last thing that little girl needs is reinforcement that she's different. Trust me, she knows. So... I think Mary. I think she's gotta be here. Today's a bad ending, you can't hit people. But a 12 year old bullies a 7 year old and she stands up? Do you know how important that is to me...” (continue)(continue reading)

Chris Evans - Frank Adler

My mother looked at it and said, "How precious". I don't know why she said it. Well, I didn't know then. I know now, because my mother put a curse on me. A long time ago, I remember when I was a child what she said, and I later found out that mothers, all mothers, put a curse on their children. They say: "I hope, when you get married, you have... (continue)(continue reading)
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“Which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?”

Emma Thompson - Karen

“What if all these children that go missing...what if they are all connected?”
Lyriq Bent - Jordan