Children quotes

“If you encounter any problems you cannot resolve yourselves, you will be assigned children, that usually helps.”

Olivia Colman - Hotel Manager

“- Leigh Anne Tuohy: I'd like to become a legal guardian.
- CPS Welfare Worker: God help that child!”
Sandra Bullock - Leigh Anne Tuohy
Maria Howell - CPS Welfare Worker

“I do know it's important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.”
Ray Romano

“My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.”
Ray Romano

“That Naughty-Nice List that you got? There's no naughty kids, Nick. They're all good kids. But some of them are scared. And some of them don't feel listened to. Some of them had some pretty tough breaks too. But every kid deserves a present on Christmas.”
Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus

“- Teddy Horton: Jane and I have a surprise for you.
- Aurora Greenway: What is it, another illegitimate child?”
Mackenzie Astin - Teddy Horton
Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway

“The shit we do for our kids.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“It's not about what you tell your children, but how you show them how to live life.”
Jada Pinkett Smith

“I saw terrible things... and I did terrible things. So if I'm talking to you, it will make me sad and it will make you too sad. In this life... I just want to be happy in this life.”
Abraham Attah - Agu

“Mom, if you want me to hate her, I will.”
Liam Aiken - Ben Harrison

“- Ray: So, you dating yet?
- Timmy: I'm eleven.
- Ray: Yeah, I guess you should give it some time. I myself didn't start dating until I was eleven and a half.”
Ted Danson - Ray
Macaulay Culkin - Timmy

“- Delivery Nurse: Sister, this is one of God's creatures. Take solace in that.
- Amanda Krueger: That is no creature of God!”
Roxanne Mayweather - Delivery Nurse
Beatrice Boepple - Amanda Krueger

“- Cornelia: I don't want this to be 'Every time you take a hallucinogen you want to have a baby'.
- Josh: Not every time.”

Naomi Watts - Cornelia
Ben Stiller - Josh

“Mom, if I kiss your belly hard enough, will the baby feel it?”
Evan Brinkman - Allister

“Kids hiring a bodyguard to take care of a bullying? Stupidest thing I ever heard.”
Adam Baldwin - Disgruntled Bodyguard

“When children leave home, they forget.”
Mary Carr - Mrs. Morgan

“- Carl Quigley: See anyone that looks like him?
- Juice: Yeah he looks like him. She looks like him. Oh look over there! There goes his little twin brother. You give me one picture and expect me to find him among all these kids? You must be crazy, I'm gonna get on the waterslide.”

Miguel Ferrer - Quigley
Tone Loc - Juice

“Children don't know their parents ordeals. Sure, they know certain details, striking elements. And they know what they need to know to be on one side or the other.”
Sir Michael Caine - Fred Ballinger

“I spy with my little eye, something beginning with - R. If you can't get it, you do a forfeit.”

Michael Wildman - Robert Vass

“- Katherine Wagner: What are you going to do to my babies?
- Moon: You'll never know.”

Sarah-Jane Varley - Katherine Wagner
Bolo Yeung - Moon

“- Mrs. Hathaway: I love kids. Unfortunately, Mr. Hathaway and I aren't able to have children. He has a low sperm count.
- Michael Kellam: Some guys have all the luck.”
Cynthia Harris - Mrs. Hathaway
Steve Guttenberg - Michael Kellam

“I think they like me.”

Idris Elba - Shere Khan

“- Lucy Miller: Are you an elf?
- Curtis: Why, no, of course not.
- Lucy Miller: Then why do you have pointy ears?
- Curtis: Because I didn't eat my green vegetables.”
Liliana Mumy - Lucy Miller
Spencer Breslin - Curtis

“Oh orphans, what are they anyway? People without anything. Nothing.”

Nils Asther - Gen. Yen

“My hope for the planet is my children and grandchildren.”
Joanne Woodward