Children quotes

“The only thing worse than biting it from cancer is having a kid bite it from cancer.”
Shailene Woodley - Hazel

“You know why I like to teach children, Jack? So I don't get so wrapped up in being an adult. So I can remember there are other things that are important in life, like riding a bike, playing in a treehouse, splashing in water with your good shoes on.”
Bill Cosby - Lawrence Woodruff

“This whole thing is about parenting. It's about taking care of your children. You take care of yours, I take care of mine.”
Bruce Willis - Sonny Truelove

“- The Dag: [to her belly] Stay right where you are, little Joe. Kind of lost his novelty out here.
- Keeper of the Seeds: You're having a baby?
- The Dag: Warlord, Jr... It's gonna be so ugly.
- Keeper of the Seeds: It could be a girl!”
Abbey Lee - The Dag
Melissa Jaffer - Keeper of the Seeds

“Madam, I suggest that you encourage your children to play with matches!”
Anthony Edwards - Theophilus North

“I'm not really here. I'm one of the top ten imaginary friends kids have. Just behind John Travolta, Reggie Jackson and Farrah Fawcett-Majors.”
William Shatner - Bill

“- Cmdr. Akiro Mitamura: All of our navigational equipment is inoperable. It's all crap! What kind of submarine did your government sell us?
- Capt. Wolfgang von Kleinschmidt: The instruments on this vessel are the finest Swiss-made. The problem is with your crew. Even children in the Hitler youth learn by the age of ten how to operate a simple...” (continue)(continue reading)
Toshirō Mifune - Cmdr. Akiro Mitamura
Sir Christopher Lee - Capt. Wolfgang von Kleinschmidt

“A kid can stand anything for 24 hours. I had to stand a lot worse for years.”
Kevin Bacon - Hickey

“- Shake: We're having adult time here, boys.
- Kyle Baker: No idea what that means.
- Tom Baker: Well, it's this crazy thing where grown-ups actually get to have a conversation without being interrupted by kids.”
Richard Jenkins - Shake
Shane Kinsman - Kyle Baker
Steve Martin - Tom Baker

“- Travis: Wiener.
- Harrison: Wiener.
- Travis: Boobs.
- Harrison: Boobs.
-Travis: Pussy.
- Harrison: Pussy.”

James Freedson-Jackson - Travis
Hays Wellford - Harrison

“I remember how her little hand used to fit inside mine.”
Steve Martin - George Banks

“Listen to them - the children of the night. What sad music they make!”
Frank Langella - Dracula

“- Jon Krakauer: It hurts. It's dangerous. I gotta ask the question, you know I do. Why?
- Doug Hansen: I have kids. They see a regular guy can follow impossible dreams, maybe they'll do the same.”
Michael Kelly - Jon Krakauer
John Hawkes - Doug Hansen

“- Lady: What's a baby?
- Jock: Well, they... they resemble humans.
- Trusty: But I'd say a mite smaller.
- Jock: Aye, and they walk on all fours.
- Trusty: And if I remember correctly... they beller a lot.
- Jock: Aye, and they're very expensive. You'll no be permitted to play with it.
- Trusty: But they're mighty sweet.
- Jock: And very very...” (continue)(continue reading)
Barbara Luddy - Lady
Bill Thompson - Jock
Bill Baucom - Trusty
Larry Roberts - Tramp

“They were sweet kids. Not mad dogs, like they turned out to be, tryin' to bite you.”

Rip Torn - Sheriff Hank Pearson

“- Senator Ortolan Finistirre: What are you going to do when he turns 18? C'mon, Mr. Naylor. On his 18th birthday will you share a cigarette with him? Will you spend a lovely afternoon like one of your ludicrous cigarette advertisements? You seem to have to have a lot to say about how we should raise our children. What of your own? What are you...” (continue)(continue reading)
William H. Macy - Senator Ortolan Finistirre
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“Exceptional children are often the product of unremarkable parents.”
Sir Ian McKellen - Sherlock Holmes

“Don't ever become a pencil-pusher kid, they're spineless.”

Bill Murray - Vincent

“Growing up, I thought I'd have at least five kids.”
Minnie Driver

“A child speaks more sense than an adult half of the time.”
Zoe Saldana

“I just think you should get married if you want to have some kids.”
John Corbett

“I seriously started drinking probably when I was about twelve. Kids are doing a lot of stuff very early.”
David Arquette

“- Ernie: They're good, your boys. They're beautiful.
- Jeannie: I'm very lucky.
- Ernie: Sometimes luck has nothing to do with it.”
Brian Dennehy - Ernie
Helen Hunt - Jeannie

“- Margaret Wade: You guys are the boring ones. There's lots to do.
- Dennis Mitchell: Oh, really? Like what?
- Margaret Wade: We could practice singing songs. Or put on a play, or a puppet show.
- Joey: We could bury you alive.
- Margaret Wade: I could pound your face.”
Amy Sakasitz - Margaret Wade
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell
Kellen Hathaway - Joey

“- P.L. Travers: Will the child be a nuisance? It's an 11-hour flight.
- Woman with Infant: Uh...
- P.L. Travers: Jolly good.”
Emma Thompson - P.L. Travers
Laura Waddell - Woman with Infant