Children quotes

“- Tommy Corn: Little girls like you, they have to work in dark factories where they go blind, for a dollar sixty a month just to make Mommy her pretty shoes. Can you even imagine that, Caitlin?
- Caitlin Corn: I don't want the children to work in factories! Stop it from happening!”

Mark Wahlberg - Tommy Corn
Saige Ryan - Caitlin Corn

“- Fletcher Reede: You brought your kids to your divorce?
- Samantha Cole: Sympathy.
- Fletcher Reede: Well, it's working! I feel sorry for them already!”
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede
Jennifer Tilly - Samantha Cole

“You can't do yourself in! Kids just rob you of that option!”

Phoebe Cates - Sophia Gold

“- Delivery Boy: One cold mist humidifier, one electric steam vaporizer, one baby thermometer, one baby Tylenol, baby nose drops, baby cough medicine and... bottle of Valium?
- J.C. Wiatt: Oh, yeah, uh... that's for me.”

Nicholas Cascone - Delivery Boy
Diane Keaton - J.C. Wiatt

“You know what? You're a criminal. 'Cause you rob these kids of their creativity and their passion. That's the real crime!”

Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines

“Kids go completely ape if you do three things in a picture: defy authority, destroy property, and take people's clothes off.”
Saul Rubinek - Bo Hodges

“There are no illegitimate children in this world; only illegitimate parents!”
Joan Plowright - Mary Wallace

“You have kids, you have guns, you have grandpas.”
Jason Bateman - Jason Smith

“- Arthur Kriticos: I told them not to leave this spot.
- Dennis Rafkin: They're kids - what do you expect?”
Tony Shalhoub - Arthur Kriticos
Matthew Lillard - Dennis Rafkin

“A child's intelligent heart can fathom the depth of many dark places, but can it fathom the delicate moment of its own detachment?”
Adrien Brody - Henry Barthes

“Women should stay home and make babies. Preferably, manchild.”
Joel Grey - Chiun

“- Ford: How much for the little girl? You have no need for her. One so young will bring you no profit.
- Freeman: I will not sell the girl. There's heaps and piles of money to be made off her.”

Benedict Cumberbatch - Ford
Paul Giamatti - Freeman

“- Sheriff Ticker: Did your father ever touch you anywhere?
- Seth Dove: Yeah.
- Sheriff Ticker: Where?
- Seth Dove: In the kitchen.
- Sheriff Ticker: Anywhere else?
- Seth Dove: Anyplace outside the kitchen?”
Robert Koons - Sheriff Ticker
Jeremy Cooper - Seth Dove

“As of next Monday, no parent will be permitted to see an R-rated movie, unless accompanied by a kid.”
Matthew McCurley - Winchell

“We haven't any children, unless Ramona just pumped one out and didn't tell me about it.”
Dan Aykroyd - Vic

There was a woman. She was hiding with her baby. And some men with knives came. They killed her and they took her baby. And then an old man-no relation, just an old man-stepped forward and he said, "Give me the knife". And everyone thought he'd kill the baby himself. But he took the knife and he cut off his arm. And he said, "Eat this, if you're... (continue)(continue reading)

Ed Harris - Curtis

“- Jeff Kohlver: Who the hell are you?
- Hayley Stark: I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“It's not a little itty-bitty bean. It's an averaged sized bean. There are kids in parts of the world who would walk 50 miles through quicksand just so they could stick a toe in your swimming pool. There are kids who would eat beans because they've had nothing to eat their whole life but leaves and bark and roots.”

Ben Stiller - Tim Dingman

“Everything changes when you have children. You don't think about yourself anymore. You think about nothing but them. You'd go around the world for them, you selfish yuppie!”

Richard Tiffany Gere - Dennis Peck

“- Heather Aubrey: So, are you my mom's boyfriend?
- Billy Chapel: I'm not sure.
- Heather Aubrey: But you've slept with her.”
Jena Malone - Heather Aubrey
Kevin Costner - Billy Chapel

“Some place in America right now, there's some 10-year-old kid. He's out there on that playground, and he's playing, he's dribbling between his legs, he's going left, he's going right, he's already above the rim, and he's stuffing it home. And you know what's going to happen to this kid? Five minutes from now he's gonna be surrounded by ya....” (continue)(continue reading)
Nick Nolte - Pete Bell

“- Brad: Nick, your job and everything aside, I hope you understand that second hand smoke's a real killer.
- Nick Naylor: What are you talking about?
- Brad: I just hope you're providing a smoke-free environment for Joey is all I'm saying.”

Daniel Travis - Brad
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“What are we doing to these kids? They've been running their whole lives like criminals, and they didn't do anything!”

Christine Lahti - Annie Pope

“Did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness? That maybe darkness is part of their natural environment?”
Noah Wyle - Prof. Kenneth Monnitoff

“Ugliest child I've ever seen!”

Leslie William Nielsen - Mr. Magoo