Children quotes

“- Vivian Emery: What about children? That's what marriage is about, children, and what will they be? They won't be white, and they won't be oriental. They'll be some kind of half-breed and will not be accpted by either side.
- Bruce Lee: They'll be American. Linda's American, I'm an American.
- Vivian Emery: No. you're an American citizen Mr. Lee.”
Michael Learned - Vivian Emery
Jason Scott Lee - Bruce Lee

“It's a damn shame that kids had to die.”
Leland Crooke - Sheriff Rascal Lebeaux

“All that matters is that each of the kids get a toy. That they have something that they can open when they wake up in the morning. Most importantly, they all know there's somebody who's thinking about them.”
Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus

“You don't talk very much... I like you!”

Elie Docter - Young Ellie

“It's really hard to understand the depths and the power of the love that someone has for their children unless you really have children.”
Lea Thompson

“- Master Gracey: You have very beautiful children, Ms. Evers.
- Jim Evers: I kicked in some chromosomes too.”
Nathaniel Parker - Master Gracey
Eddie Murphy - Jim Evers

“You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast!”
Bette Midler - Winifred

What's "tainted", is that like "painted"?
Tessa Allen - Gracie Hiller

“We have an ancient prophecy that tell of a boy, a boy who would be disappeared from his world until he was old enough to return and lead an uprising against me. A boy who could fly...”
Hugh Jackman - Blackbeard

“Your positive perception of me is vital to my existence. Besides, it is not everyday a father can give the world to his child.”

Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead

“No one's going to believe me, cause I'm a kid, and they never listen to kids.”
Scott Terra - Mike Parker

“I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid. ”
Will Forte

“- Michael Cromwell: I should probably take some pictures of Mimi.
- Richard Kempster: I can never have enough pictures of my kids. I have like, four hundred albums. I never look at them, but they exist... it's good, you know?”
Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell
Martin Hayter Short - Richard Kempster

“The only problem in the past has been my kids. I'd want to bring them to London with me, but they are at an important stage in high school.”
Mimi Rogers

“Stay a child while you can be a child.”
Meryl Streep - Witch

“Never wiser than when we're children. They say it and it's true. We'll never see things that clear again.”
Tim Robbins - Oliver Lang

“We must have the attitude that every child in America, regardless where raised, can learn.”

Josh Brolin - George W. Bush

“- Janet Beindorf: What are you doing?
- Ned Beindorf: Turning off the electricity, don't you understand? They can't survive without electricity: no Nintendo, no Mtv.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Janet Beindorf
Kevin Pollak - Ned Beindorf

“They must never know that you and I despite everything liked to think of ourselves as a simple song.”

Sir Michael Caine - Fred Ballinger

“Has it ever occurred to you that part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids?”
Keith Gordon - Arnie Cunningham

“- Swiss Border Guard: Our orders are to check everyone's papers, even children.
- Sophie: Couldn't you relax the rules for a bit? All he wants to do is to come into your country and overthrow the government and then rush right out again.”

Matt Patresi - Swiss Border Guard
Joan Plowright - Sophie

“This isn't going to work. I haven't had a conversation with a child since I was a child.”

Whoopi Goldberg - Harriet Franklin

“Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter.”
Kate Winslet - Clementine Kruczynski

“- Inspector Popil: Klaus Barbie shipped the children to Auschwitz. Who told him where the children were hidden? Did you tell him?
- Prisoner Louis: When they broke my fingers, I gave them Pardou. Pardou knew where the children were hidden. He's mayor of Belleville now.”
Dominic West - Inspector Popil
Paul Ritter - Prisoner Louis

- Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: I think it'd be a good idea to say "I'm sorry", huh?
- Kid #1: Oh man, I waited my whole life for this moment!
- Cop: I'm... sorry.
- Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: Say "No problem, Officer".
- Kid #2: Go fuck your mama, you fucking pig cocksucker!
- Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: That's good enough.
Warren Beatty - Jay Bulworth