Children quotes

“- Jerry Siegel: What about your parents, are they Democrat or Republican?
- Ty Ventura: What's the difference these days?
- Christopher: I love this kid.
- Jerry Siegel: Well, what's not to love.”
Stanley Tucci - Jerry Siegel
Tyler Posey - Ty Ventura
Ralph Fiennes - Christopher Marshall

“- Mary Poppins: Silence please, it's time to go to sleep.
- Jane: Oh we couldn't possibly go to sleep, so many lovely and excited things happened today!
- Mary Poppins: Did they?
- Jane: Yes! When we jumped into Bert's chalk picture!
- Michael: And we rode the merry-go-round, and the horses jumped off...
- Jane: And we all went riding down...” (continue)(continue reading)

Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins
Karen Dotrice - Jane Banks
Matthew Garber - Michael Banks

“- Tommy Pickles: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place, but two days ago two boys came and buried my brother's binky. Then he started to cry.
- Angelica: Do you have come to me to take care of two boys?
- Tommy Pickles: No, just a new binky.”
Elizabeth Daily - Tommy Pickles
Cheryl Chase - Angelica

“I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life.”
Dabney Coleman - Principal Peter Prickly

“Do you know what it's like to be the only kid in the first grade who got to talk about visiting day?”
Laura Linney - Kate Whitney

- Merrill Hess: For the kids' protection. They were watching the TV from 5am on. I didn't want them getting obsessed, like you said. They should be outside, playing "Furry Furry Rabbit" or tea party or something.
- Rev. Graham Hess: What's "Furry Furry rabbit"?
- Merrill Hess: It's a game, isn't it?
Joaquin Phoenix - Merrill Hess
Mel Gibson - Rev. Graham Hess

“I've often wondered why it is we have children in the first place. And the conclusion I've come to is... At some point in our lives we realize things are screwed up beyond repair. So we decide to start again. Wipe the slate clean. Start fresh. And then we have children.”
Nicole Kidman - Evelyn Stoker

“Our new process has been described as: perfect, precise, flawless, ideal, immaculate, no problemo, error proofed, too good to fail, the opposite of the Titanic.”

Kelsey Grammer - Hunter

“I hate children. They ruin everything. If I had enough power, I'd wipe them off the face of the earth.”
Laraine Newman - Lawanda Dumore

“- Number Six: We're the children of humanity. That makes them our parents in a sense.
- Aaron Doral: True, but parents have to die. It's the only way children can come into their own.”
Tricia Helfer - Number Six
Matthew Bennett - Aaron Doral

“- Dudley Frank: I'm looking forward to the parade this year. I got little Tootsie Rolls to throw to the kids.
- Woody Stevens: Tootsie Rolls? You cannot even put on your left blinker without wiping out.”
William H. Macy - Dudley Frank
John Travolta - Woody Stevens

“It's me own fault, Swee'Pea's been kidnapped. Olive was right. Even an orphan needs a mutter and a father. If I was gonna be Swee'Pea's mutter, I should've at least let Olive be his father. Or viska versa. I ain't man enough to his mutter.”

Robin Williams - Popeye

“- Mary Brown: Not going to let this change us, right?
- Henry Brown: No way, baby!”

Sally Hawkins - Mary Brown
Hugh Bonneville - Henry Brown

“- Uncle Fester Addams: Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone?
- Wednesday Addams: He's only a child.
- Uncle Fester Addams: No excuse! Aim for a major artery. The jugular.”
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams

“- Brand: Couldn't you've told her you were going to save the world?
- Cooper: No. When you become a parent, one thing becomes really clear. And that's that you want to make sure your children feel safe. And that rules out telling a 10-year old that the world's ending.”
Anne Hathaway - Brand
Matthew McConaughey - Cooper

“Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.”
Frank Oz - Yoda

“I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.”
Cathy Ladman

“I wanna have kids. Just gotta find the right broad like Frankie did. Someone who let me fool around on the weekends and still make pancakes before Sunday Mass.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Jackie Flannery

“- William Wallace: Of course, running a farm is a lot of work, but that will all change when my sons arrive.
- Murron: [confused] So, you've got children?
- William Wallace: Not yet, but I was hoping you could help me with that.”
Mel Gibson - William Wallace
Catherine McCormack - Murron

“He won the eight year-old division of the pass, punt and run when he was five years-old.”

Brian Haley - Mike Hammersmith

“There's something out there. Something that's evil. It's gotten a hold of our children.”
Kellie Bennett - Mary Simpson

“- Peter Pervensie: Don't you ever get tired of being treated like a kid?
- Edmund Pevensie: We are kids!
- Peter Pevensie: Well, I wasn't always.”
William Moseley - Peter Pevensie

“Nothing is where it used to be and the way it used to be was perfect. We were supposed to protect our kids.”

The Rock - Raymond Gaines

“Do you know why I'm having sex with machinery? Because your father went to have a party and I stayed to raise two kids, and I have no life!”
Dianne Wiest - Helen

“- T.J.: Champ, did you love her?
- Billy: Who?
- T.J.: Annie.
- Billy: Of course I loved her, that's why we had you.”
Ricky Schroder - T.J.
Jon Voight - Billy