Children quotes

“They can do anything they want to do, can't they? They can tell us anything, or not tell us anything, and we can't do anything, or say anything! We haven't got one single lousy human right!”

Trini Alvarado - Franny Philips

“- Jamie Harris: We were going out that night. They said I could pick any restaurant in the whole world I wanted to go to. I was nine years old. I picked McDonald's.
- Franny Philips: I love McDonald's.”

Jeremy Levy - Jamie Harris
Trini Alvarado - Franny Philips

“In case of divorce, our school only allows contact with the student after permission from the parent the child lives with. That means I can't help you. How dare you kidnap an 8-year-old? This is pointless. Try legal means instead. You know our view; you're disturbing the peace. Go away!”

Helen van Meurs - Anke Bouma

“- Lucas: So, how's it been, life as a single mom?
- Annabel: It's great!
- Lucas: Yeah?
- Annabel: It's terrible! They hate me.
- Lucas: They don't hate you.
- Annabel: So easy for you to say. You're like the cool uncle.
- Lucas: I am the cool uncle.”
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - Lucas Desange
Jessica Chastain - Annabel

“- Meryl Burbank: We have mortgage payments, Truman. We have car payments. What, we're going to just walk away from our financial obligations?
- Truman Burbank: It would be an adventure!
- Meryl Burbank: I thought we were gonna try for a baby. Isn't that enough of an adventure?”
Laura Linney - Meryl Burbank
Jim Carrey - Truman Burbank

“- Bart Simpson: Dad, I can't believe you're risking my life to save your own.
- Homer Simpson: Son, you'll understand one day, when you have kids.”
Nancy Cartwright - Bart Simpson
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“- Christof: In competition with five other unwanted pregnancies, the casting of a show determined by an airdate, Truman was the one who arrived on cue.
- Mike Michaelson: Incidentally, I believe Truman is the first child to have been legally adopted by a corporation?
- Christof: That's correct.”

Ed Harris - Christof
Harry Shearer - Mike Michaelson

“A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who've forgotten how to listen.”
Sir Michael Gambon - Albus Dumbledore

“- Turold: From this day, my kingdom is no more.
- Eirig: Nor mine.
- Turold: A single kingdom under our children.
- Eirig: Agreed.”
Tony Church - Turold
Bernard Archard - Eirig

“If you guys ever have kids, and one of them, when he's eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug... go easy on him.”
Michael J. Fox - Marty McFly

“- Ed: You want me to go tell your pals how well we really know each other? The Lego contests, the Farscape conventions, the costumes?
- Charley Brewster: Please, stop.
- Ed: Or how about that one time you took my Stretch Armstrong so you could tie it around your balls and jerk off for an hour?”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Ed
Anton Yelchin - Charley Brewster

“- Irene Walker: I can't get over it. What kinda creep wouldn't catch a baby? If it was real it coulda been crippled for life.
- Charley Partanna: He wasn't paid to bodyguard the baby.”

Kathleen Turner - Irene Walker
Jack Nicholson - Charley Partanna

“- Harry Dobbs: Ever want kids, Stella?
- Stella Wynkowski: Kids, uh?
- Harry Dobbs: Yeah, little people that run around with your face.”
Tom Berenger - Harry Dobbs
Elizabeth Perkins - Stella Wynkowski

“It's not unusual for a child to create an imaginary friend.”
Famke Janssen - Katherine

“I will raise these orphans as if they were actually wanted!”
Jim Carrey - Count Olaf

“- Tibby: How old are you, anyway? 10?
- Bailey: I'm 12!
- Tibby: Same difference. - Bailey: No, when I was 10, I didn't have an iPod.
- Tibby: You're so cool. And what do you listen to on there, teletubbies hit parade?”
Amber Tamblyn - Tibby
Jenna Boyd - Bailey

“- Fletcher Reede: Hey, creepy. Happy Birthday. How old are you now? 22? 23?
- Max Reede: I'm 5, Dad.
- Fletcher Reede: Okay. [pretends to write] Return the beer keg. Cancel the dancing girls.”
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede
Justin Cooper - Max Reede

“When a woman makes the choice to marry, to have children, in one way her life begins but in another way it stops. You build a life of details. You become a mother, a wife and you stop and stay steady so that your children can move. And when they leave they take your life of details with them. And then you're expected move again only you don't...” (continue)(continue reading)
Meryl Streep - Francesca Johnson

“The perfect victim is a white male professional, 40 years old, at the height of his earning power, struck down in his prime. And the most imperfect? Well, in the calculus of personal injury law, a dead child is worth the least of all.”
John Travolta - Jan Schlichtmann

“There is nothing in the world to get uptight about. We are two summa cum laudes. We can handle one little baby for eight hours.”
Diane Keaton - J.C. Wiatt

“- Max Devlin: There's the little old ladies who insists on keeping their pets and the young, married couples who insists on keeping their kids. Not that I've got anything against kids, but some landlords feel it's rough enough taking care of a place these days without them. Thumping and bumping around. And playing handball on your walls at all...” (continue)(continue reading)
Elliott Gould - Max Devlin
Susan Anspach - Penny Hart

“No one could understand how Mrs. Lisbon and Mr. Lisbon, our math teacher, could produce such beautiful creatures.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Narrator

“- Sean Archer: This is between us. Leave them out of it.
- Castor Troy: No. You should have left them out of it. Your son was an accident. I wanted to kill you. But, you took it too personally. Why couldn't you just kill yourself or let it go?”

Nicolas Cage - Sean Archer
John Travolta - Castor Troy

“- Plankton: Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?
- SpongeBob: Because you cheated?
- Plankton: No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid.”
Mr. Lawrence - Plankton
Tom Kenny - SpongeBob

“Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome.”
Sandra Bullock - Birdee Pruitt